Discussion:
Homosexuals INFILTRATING the Military: A Closer Look
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-04 02:42:35 UTC
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I think pert near all of us know by now why the homo sexuals so
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces. These people
absolutely live for sex, s-e-x and more SEX. They watch pornography
practically ever day - often at work - even if they're just waiters or
shoe sales boy's. T'other day at the public library - which totally
reeks of alla the vile blood, sweat, tears, slobber, pee pee, doo doo,
gas and smegma of homeless bums so's you can't possibly sit down for
five minutes and read the latest issue o' "Christianity Today" without
a getting sick to your stomach - I seen these two queers - an
interracial couple, mind you - a looking at summa their nasty butt
smut on a public computer terminal just ten feet away from the kiddie
section. In the time it took me to cross the room I could see a video
stram o' this tough looking man take off all his clothes, turn around
and stick his hairy butt crack in the air and spread his cheeks as
wide as they would go. You could actually see a coupla inches down
into his dirty pink hole! It was disgusting!!! Outa no wheres this
thick finger appeared and began a probing said crack. Could the
RIMMING be far behind?!?! The two queers was a whispering dirty
nothings to each other while they nuzzled together a taking in the
sighta the porn star's wet bodily orifices. I went straight (!) -
like I ever do anything any other way - up to that terminal and shut
it off. Then I filed a huge complaint with the main librarian on the
floor. She was obviously sympathetic with them perverts on accounta
she wouldn't do nothing but tell them to stop a looking at such
filth. That old biddy actually told ME I needed to lower my voice in
the library so's I wouldn't "disturb" nunna t'other people up there.
It didn't matter that alla that sick porn had disturbed me - or that
them two queers was a'ready as sexually disturbed as they could get -
she wanted a True Christian like me to be quiet so's I wouldn't cause
no scene. Well - as you can imagine - the queer zebra couple got up
and walked outa that sin den hand in hand while I callt the police.
They sent an officer by and he told me I need to write to my city
supervisor or congressman to stop hard core pornography from a being
put on display in public like that. In this city the queers are in
charge - and they bring ever kinda perversion right out into the open
for ALL to see.

I'm sure if'n God hadn't led me by their computer as they were a
fooling around with it, they woulda proceeded to go thru the Five F's
of Queer Courtship - find 'em, French 'em, finger 'em, f*** 'em and
forget 'em. We can only hope they woulda adjourned to the toilet
first. I hear that a wild orgy goes on in there a'most ever day as it
is. Onced I actually seen this man come outa the men's toilet on a
relatively quiet floor with a big fresh spooge blob a running down the
fronta his pants. SICK! i just know what he'd been a doing in
there. Sometimes I walk by and I hear moans and groans rom the same
toilet. Don't you perverts got no sensa privacy?

And THAT'S the kinda people Obama Nation wants to let into the
military. If''n you ask me - the only reason any queer wants to
infiltrate the military - where they all know they ain't wanted nor
properly allowed by law - is so'sthey can recruit hard young body's
with practically empty heads on top. Even in the Army and the Navy
queers manage to turn everything into their very own sick variety o' s-
e-x. Who knows what goes on up in them planes in the Air Force.
Marines say they ain't got no queers in their brancha the military but
I know better. I know why they call 'em DRILL sargeants too.

BUT - I think it's time we reconsidered our long standing position
against the queer element in the military.

First - let me say that I think it's time they let lesbians in there
a'ready. That's on accounta your lesbians absolutely hate men and can
channel alla that rage and sexual frustration what comes from dull
labia lapping into a good fight against our enemy's. Most lezbo's are
violent too - so I think they'd make good soldiers. Yes - they'd be
all over t'other women on duty - specially in the showers - but they
can be sent into the thick o' battle if'n they misbehave too much.
How they're a gonna handle their mood swings and the bloody Curse of
Eve I can't say. Maybe they can capitalize on their cramps by a
directing their personal pains against al-Qaeda. Most of 'em are
tough feminists what hates Mohammedans and wants revenge for alla the
Arab terror wrought on Our Naion and its best friend Holy Israel.
They can teach the wimpled Arabella's to shed their ugly drapery's and
tell their men no when it comes to a being scullery maids. Just look
at how old Lynndie England kicked Arab butt - and hairy naked Arab
butt at that.

Second - it's true that queers will probably spread their diseases to
many good men in the armed forces - but since they got alla these
careful recruitment strategy's down pat - I think they could succeed
in a sissifying the Taliban and a making them less hostile to us.
they could open more hair salons and nail shops in Afghanistan to
soften up the war lords over there. Look at old John Walker Lindh.
His daddy turnt all queer on him - and alla the queers out here wept
over him when he was tied up and tortured by Our Troops. Them
deviants all wanted to finger and lick his scrawny young body with its
bushy beard and little tufta chest hair a sticking out. A'though
mosta your queers lust after the uncircumcised on accounta their
foreskins are typically cheesy and nasty - they'll go after Arab meat
if'n that's all what's there. So I say send special queer soldiers
into them backward Arab ciountry's and let them do their stuff on the
enemy's of Our Government and Our Godly People. Onced God's Holy
Bible Based Theocracy is put in place, the queers will all be put away
in nut houses and the Arabs will be bombed into the Stone Age - which
ain't much of a journey for mosta them any way's. The queers will
easily spread their lust bugs thru out the whole country side too.
Soon we'll be able to take over Iran without no difficulty at all!

So how's that for tolerance?


Please send LOTSA money to help me with my pro-infiltration ministry -


Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
Bill Baker
2010-02-04 06:42:07 UTC
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On Wednesday February 3 2010 21:42, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I think pert near all of us know by now why the homo sexuals so
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces. These people
absolutely live for sex, s-e-x and more SEX. They watch pornography
practically ever day - often at work - even if they're just waiters or
shoe sales boy's. T'other day at the public library - which totally
reeks of alla the vile blood, sweat, tears, slobber, pee pee, doo doo,
gas and smegma of homeless bums so's you can't possibly sit down for
five minutes and read the latest issue o' "Christianity Today" without
a getting sick to your stomach - I seen these two queers - an
interracial couple, mind you - a looking at summa their nasty butt
smut on a public computer terminal just ten feet away from the kiddie
section. In the time it took me to cross the room I could see a video
stram o' this tough looking man take off all his clothes, turn around
and stick his hairy butt crack in the air and spread his cheeks as
wide as they would go. You could actually see a coupla inches down
into his dirty pink hole! It was disgusting!!! Outa no wheres this
thick finger appeared and began a probing said crack. Could the
RIMMING be far behind?!?! The two queers was a whispering dirty
nothings to each other while they nuzzled together a taking in the
sighta the porn star's wet bodily orifices. I went straight (!) -
like I ever do anything any other way - up to that terminal and shut
it off. Then I filed a huge complaint with the main librarian on the
floor. She was obviously sympathetic with them perverts on accounta
she wouldn't do nothing but tell them to stop a looking at such
filth. That old biddy actually told ME I needed to lower my voice in
the library so's I wouldn't "disturb" nunna t'other people up there.
It didn't matter that alla that sick porn had disturbed me - or that
them two queers was a'ready as sexually disturbed as they could get -
she wanted a True Christian like me to be quiet so's I wouldn't cause
no scene. Well - as you can imagine - the queer zebra couple got up
and walked outa that sin den hand in hand while I callt the police.
They sent an officer by and he told me I need to write to my city
supervisor or congressman to stop hard core pornography from a being
put on display in public like that. In this city the queers are in
charge - and they bring ever kinda perversion right out into the open
for ALL to see.
I'm sure if'n God hadn't led me by their computer as they were a
fooling around with it, they woulda proceeded to go thru the Five F's
of Queer Courtship - find 'em, French 'em, finger 'em, f*** 'em and
forget 'em. We can only hope they woulda adjourned to the toilet
first. I hear that a wild orgy goes on in there a'most ever day as it
is. Onced I actually seen this man come outa the men's toilet on a
relatively quiet floor with a big fresh spooge blob a running down the
fronta his pants. SICK! i just know what he'd been a doing in
there. Sometimes I walk by and I hear moans and groans rom the same
toilet. Don't you perverts got no sensa privacy?
And THAT'S the kinda people Obama Nation wants to let into the
military. If''n you ask me - the only reason any queer wants to
infiltrate the military - where they all know they ain't wanted nor
properly allowed by law - is so'sthey can recruit hard young body's
with practically empty heads on top. Even in the Army and the Navy
queers manage to turn everything into their very own sick variety o' s-
e-x. Who knows what goes on up in them planes in the Air Force.
Marines say they ain't got no queers in their brancha the military but
I know better. I know why they call 'em DRILL sargeants too.
BUT - I think it's time we reconsidered our long standing position
against the queer element in the military.
First - let me say that I think it's time they let lesbians in there
a'ready. That's on accounta your lesbians absolutely hate men and can
channel alla that rage and sexual frustration what comes from dull
labia lapping into a good fight against our enemy's. Most lezbo's are
violent too - so I think they'd make good soldiers. Yes - they'd be
all over t'other women on duty - specially in the showers - but they
can be sent into the thick o' battle if'n they misbehave too much.
How they're a gonna handle their mood swings and the bloody Curse of
Eve I can't say. Maybe they can capitalize on their cramps by a
directing their personal pains against al-Qaeda. Most of 'em are
tough feminists what hates Mohammedans and wants revenge for alla the
Arab terror wrought on Our Naion and its best friend Holy Israel.
They can teach the wimpled Arabella's to shed their ugly drapery's and
tell their men no when it comes to a being scullery maids. Just look
at how old Lynndie England kicked Arab butt - and hairy naked Arab
butt at that.
Second - it's true that queers will probably spread their diseases to
many good men in the armed forces - but since they got alla these
careful recruitment strategy's down pat - I think they could succeed
in a sissifying the Taliban and a making them less hostile to us.
they could open more hair salons and nail shops in Afghanistan to
soften up the war lords over there. Look at old John Walker Lindh.
His daddy turnt all queer on him - and alla the queers out here wept
over him when he was tied up and tortured by Our Troops. Them
deviants all wanted to finger and lick his scrawny young body with its
bushy beard and little tufta chest hair a sticking out. A'though
mosta your queers lust after the uncircumcised on accounta their
foreskins are typically cheesy and nasty - they'll go after Arab meat
if'n that's all what's there. So I say send special queer soldiers
into them backward Arab ciountry's and let them do their stuff on the
enemy's of Our Government and Our Godly People. Onced God's Holy
Bible Based Theocracy is put in place, the queers will all be put away
in nut houses and the Arabs will be bombed into the Stone Age - which
ain't much of a journey for mosta them any way's. The queers will
easily spread their lust bugs thru out the whole country side too.
Soon we'll be able to take over Iran without no difficulty at all!
So how's that for tolerance?
Please send LOTSA money to help me with my pro-infiltration ministry -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
That was funny! Thanks for that, though. I'm sure that the people I show
this to will be convinced to allow gays in the military. Although I'm sure
that not many people need to be convinced anymore other than certain
Republicans who just four years ago said they would listen to the military
leaders but only meant that they would listen to them if they disagreed with
allowing gays to serve openly.

Anyway, tell Satan I said thanks when you pray to him next!
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-06 02:46:44 UTC
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That was funny! �
A hyena will laugh at anything. You KNOW I don't preach for your
amusement. I preach to lead sinners to the Lord. It's too late for
you on accounta you've went and blasphemed the Holy Ghost. For that
sin you must surely burn for ever. The smoke o' your torment will go
up for alllllll eternity. You can still ease your endless agony's by
a doing special good deeds for the Lord and His Church. Every act you
perform to help me will reduce your torment by one degree.
Thanks for that, though. �
You're welcome. Why don't you send me a little something to make me
smile - such as a thousand dollars? That would make my heart sing
hymns.
I'm sure that the people I show this to
There you go infringing on my copy rights again. Don't you got no
shame in you? Or is it just smegma on you. You know, as you get
older, your smegma issue's will only get worse. There's only one way
to put an end to them onced and for all - and that's thru Holy
Circumcision.
will be convinced to allow gays in the military. �
Well - lezbo's ARE vicious - and the homo men are likely to get in bed
with the enemy and spread their diseases. I think we all pert near
know the queer element has totally infiltrated the military a'ready.
I naturally blame Dumb Dora for that. Did she invite you to her mock
"wedding"? When the Satanical priest said, "You may kiss the bride,"
did they French kiss for five minutes? At the queer men's MOCK
marriages here in New Sodom there's usually a free-for-all orgy right
after the ceremony. How many o' them have YOU been to, Bill? I know
how you are when it comes to orgy's!
Although I'm sure that not many people need to be convinced anymore other
than certain Republicans who just four years ago said they would listen to the
military leaders but only meant that they would listen to them if they disagreed
with allowing gays to serve
Serve? Don't they usually service instead?
openly.
As in - a marching with a swish for the queer men and a killing male
animals with their bare hands for the lezbo's?
Anyway, tell Satan I said thanks when you pray to him next!
You KNOW I ain't never onced prayed to no devil. You SERVICE Satan
yourself.

Why don't you be my Face Book friend Bill?


With love -


Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful
Bill Baker
2010-02-06 23:47:20 UTC
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On Friday February 5 2010 21:46, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That was funny!
A hyena will laugh at anything.
And I laugh at funny things like your preaching. Your point?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You KNOW I don't preach for your amusement.
I can't imagine why else you would do it. You do such a good job of amusing
me!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I preach to lead sinners to the Lord. It's too late for
you on accounta you've went and blasphemed the Holy Ghost. For that
sin you must surely burn for ever. The smoke o' your torment will go
up for alllllll eternity. You can still ease your endless agony's by
a doing special good deeds for the Lord and His Church. Every act you
perform to help me will reduce your torment by one degree.
That's a good example of amusing me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Thanks for that, though.
You're welcome. Why don't you send me a little something to make me
smile - such as a thousand dollars? That would make my heart sing
hymns.
Just the thought that you provided humor to me should be enough for you.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm sure that the people I show this to
There you go infringing on my copy rights again.
How so? I always attribute everything to you. Where in the copyright laws
does it say that I can't print out your posts and show them to other people?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Don't you got no shame in you? Or is it just smegma on you. You know, as
you get older, your smegma issue's will only get worse. There's only one
way to put an end to them onced and for all - and that's thru Holy
Circumcision.
But then what would I spread on my crackers I offer to guests? Do you know
how many days of not bathing it takes just to get enough for one cracker?
About a week, and that's if I spread it thin.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
will be convinced to allow gays in the military.
Well - lezbo's ARE vicious - and the homo men are likely to get in bed
with the enemy and spread their diseases.
See? There's an upside to everything if you look hard enough!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I think we all pert
Pert Plus? Doing some advertising in your posts? Maybe that's how you can
make more money!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
near know the queer element has totally infiltrated the military a'ready.
I naturally blame Dumb Dora for that. Did she invite you to her mock
"wedding"? When the Satanical priest said, "You may kiss the bride,"
did they French kiss for five minutes?
If they did it right they did! Any less than five minutes and it's not a
real kiss, you know. That goes for both gay and straight couples!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
At the queer men's MOCK marriages here in New Sodom there's usually a
free-for-all orgy right after the ceremony. How many o' them have YOU
been to, Bill? I know how you are when it comes to orgy's!
How many orgies have you been to that you saw me at? Did you use an alias?
How many women did you have sex with? How many men? I heard you had an
abortion. Was that after you went to an orgy?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Although I'm sure that not many people need to be convinced anymore other
than certain Republicans who just four years ago said they would listen
to the military leaders but only meant that they would listen to them if
they disagreed with allowing gays to serve
Serve? Don't they usually service instead?
Only if they're doing it right!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
openly.
As in - a marching with a swish for the queer men and a killing male
animals with their bare hands for the lezbo's?
Sure, why not? It would make the military more interesting. Maybe they'll
do something with the uniforms so they don't have to wear those drab green
outfits all the time.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Anyway, tell Satan I said thanks when you pray to him next!
You KNOW I ain't never onced prayed to no devil. You SERVICE Satan
yourself.
Is that what Satan told you when you prayed to him?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Why don't you be my Face Book friend Bill?
Because I'm not on FaceBook.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
With love -
Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful
And so funny!
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-07 05:36:39 UTC
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And I laugh at funny things like your preaching. �Your point?
My preaching AIN'T funny. It's supposta be uplifting and inspiring.
It's supposta make sinners feel guilty and ashamed so's they'll wanna
repent.
I can't imagine why else you would do it. �
On accounta the Lord Jesus callt me to preach His Holy Gospel.
You do such a good job of amusing me!
That never did take much effort. But sometimes you was real mean to
me and callt me nasty names. Why are you so mean to me? What did I
ever do to you but try to save your soul from damnation? That's what
my whole ministry is for really.
That's a good example of amusing me.
Why? God's a willing to bargain with people what wants to mend their
way's. Look at the great deal He gave Abraham over Sodom and
Gomorrah. The Lord didn't have to let old Lot and his wicked
daughters outa them wicked city's he burnt to a crisp. That oughta
show you how much He loves humanity.
Just the thought that you provided humor to me should be enough for you.
Well it ain't. Your acknowledgment alone doesn't re-upholster the
car. I got needs, Bill. If'n you was a gentleman you'd reach out to
me with some nice green cash in your hand to help a woman in need.
With with this minor depression a going on donations to the Church are
way down!
How so? �
On accounta I don't get no royalty's outa you - that's how.
I always attribute everything to you. �
Attribute - shmattribute. What I want you to do is CONtribute
something nice and large.
Where in the copyright laws does it say that I can't print out your posts and
show them to other people?
Right on page one. That print out counts as an unauthorized copy. I
got the exclusive copy RIGHT to my own creative work.
But then what would I spread on my crackers I offer to guests? �
Go to the super market and you'll find a hundred different things. Do
you REALLY spread sickening smegma on crackers at party's - or should
I say orgy's? Onced I heard these two queer men a talking. One of
'em said "Ooh! You won't like him. He's got a foreskin with extra
cheese." 'Tother one said, "nd I didn't bring any crackers". And
here I thought that was just a stupid camp joke. Now I KNOW it's
True. I'll have to tell Holy Prince Hubert so's he can include that
detail in his next scientifical study o' perversion and depravity
amongst the degenerates.
Do you know how many days of not bathing it takes just to get enough for one
cracker? �
For some queers it takes every bit o' two hours.
About a week, and that's if I spread it thin.
How big is this cracker exactly? Are you a talking about a single
Southern red neck?
See? �There's an upside to everything if you look hard enough!
Yes. I'm sure you're hard enough too. Haw! Haw! Haw! Are you a
gonna tell me whether you're involved in a "gay marriage" yet?
Pert Plus? �Doing some advertising in your posts? �Maybe that's how you can
make more money!
I'll have to ask the Procter & Gamble people, what makes Pert, if'n
they'd be interested. I gotta be careful o' them though. You may
recollect they were involved in a devil worshipping scandal some years
back and had alla their products stamped with a Satanical moon
symbol. Alla that was cleant up afore I was born - but a teacher in
my private Christian school told us all about it. We had to go thru
our houses and throw out any products with that evil symbol on them
since they were used to bring demons into people's houses.
If they did it right they did! �Any less than five minutes and it's not a
real kiss, you know. �That goes for both gay and straight couples!
I take ot you didn't go to Dora's wedding after all. It was probably
for women only. You know how much lezbo's hate men. Decent folk don't
put on such lewd display's o' personal acts in public. I guess orgy
goers got different value's.
How many orgies have you been to that you saw me at? �
Send me a picture and I'll tell you how many I see you a coming outa
down on Folsom Street. I got me a new e-mail address at the
Repenthouse. If'n you want it I'll gladly send it to you. A weekly
prayer e-mail is optional
Did you use an alias? �
You know I don't never go to no orgy's - but I have led protest groups
outsida sex
clubs all over town to expose the people what does. Why is it the
queers cover up their faces when somebody points a camera at them as
they're a coming out of a gay bar or orgy club what's just been raided
by the cops? I thought they'd be all out and proud of what they o in
them filthy places.
How many women did you have sex with? �
Not one not never!
How many men? �
Only my faithful husband.
I heard you had an abortion. �
That was a TOTAL lie and you know it! I ain't never had no kinda
operation of any kind. I'd kill myself if'n some doctor ever killt my
baby
Was that after you went to an orgy?
I ain't never actually attended none. I just watch outsida the doors
to see who goes to them. We spot several public figures down there
what CLAIMS they're married and/or in "monogamous" relationships.
When they come outa them places with four or five streaks o' strange
spooge on their chaps and ripped jeans or in their chest or beard
hair, you know they've been a fooling around big time - while the
little hubby is back at home - very likely a getting it on with the
pizza boy!
Only if they're doing it right!
See. Ever'body knows it's all about sex. That's what the queer
people lives for.
Sure, why not? �It would make the military more interesting. �Maybe they'll
do something with the uniforms so they don't have to wear those drab green
outfits all the time.
You wanna see 'em all nude instead, HUH? Are you completely against
circumcision too - so's every man can have smegma problems ike your'n?
Is that what Satan told you when you prayed to him?
I didn't never pray to him so he didn't tell me nothing. He's the
father of lie's, so I wouldn't never listen to him no way's.
Because I'm not on FaceBook.
And why not? Practically ever'body else is. Why don't you sign up
just so's you can be my special friend?
And so funny!
If'n you had any respect for me you wouldn't laugh at my ministry.


With love -


Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful
Bill Baker
2010-02-08 01:22:42 UTC
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On Sunday February 7 2010 00:36, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And I laugh at funny things like your preaching. Your point?
My preaching AIN'T funny. It's supposta be uplifting and inspiring.
It's supposta make sinners feel guilty and ashamed so's they'll wanna
repent.
Then why do other people I read it to laugh? It can't only be the funny
voice I use.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I can't imagine why else you would do it.
On accounta the Lord Jesus callt me to preach His Holy Gospel.
Well if that's true he must have known that some people would be amused by
it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
You do such a good job of amusing me!
That never did take much effort. But sometimes you was real mean to
me and callt me nasty names. Why are you so mean to me? What did I
ever do to you but try to save your soul from damnation? That's what
my whole ministry is for really.
So you're saying you get upset when I laugh at you and upset when I don't?
Why don't you make up your mind?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's a good example of amusing me.
Why? God's a willing to bargain with people what wants to mend their
way's. Look at the great deal He gave Abraham over Sodom and
Gomorrah. The Lord didn't have to let old Lot and his wicked
daughters outa them wicked city's he burnt to a crisp. That oughta
show you how much He loves humanity.
And he sent a funny person like you to preach, right?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Just the thought that you provided humor to me should be enough for you.
Well it ain't. Your acknowledgment alone doesn't re-upholster the
car. I got needs, Bill. If'n you was a gentleman you'd reach out to
me with some nice green cash in your hand to help a woman in need.
With with this minor depression a going on donations to the Church are
way down!
I might consider donating if you would allow me or a proxy who lives in the
area to come to one of your church's services with a camcorder so that I
could release the video onto YouTube. I'd even add some of those funny
sound effects to it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How so?
On accounta I don't get no royalty's outa you - that's how.
If I don't make any money showing it to people then how can I give you
royalties?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I always attribute everything to you.
Attribute - shmattribute. What I want you to do is CONtribute
something nice and large.
Would you like 80% of the $0 I make showing it to people?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Where in the copyright laws does it say that I can't print out your posts
and show them to other people?
Right on page one. That print out counts as an unauthorized copy. I
got the exclusive copy RIGHT to my own creative work.
Then go ahead and sue me. See how far you get.
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Post by Bill Baker
But then what would I spread on my crackers I offer to guests?
Go to the super market and you'll find a hundred different things. Do
you REALLY spread sickening smegma on crackers at party's - or should
I say orgy's? Onced I heard these two queer men a talking. One of
'em said "Ooh! You won't like him. He's got a foreskin with extra
cheese." 'Tother one said, "nd I didn't bring any crackers". And
here I thought that was just a stupid camp joke. Now I KNOW it's
True. I'll have to tell Holy Prince Hubert so's he can include that
detail in his next scientifical study o' perversion and depravity
amongst the degenerates.
How often does he do this "study?" Once a week? Does he have to use Viagra
when he studies these "degenerates" or is he able to sustain an erection on
his own?
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Post by Bill Baker
Do you know how many days of not bathing it takes just to get enough for
one cracker?
For some queers it takes every bit o' two hours.
I can't imagine what they do that takes them that little time. Even having
sex only speeds up the process by a little bit.
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Post by Bill Baker
About a week, and that's if I spread it thin.
How big is this cracker exactly? Are you a talking about a single
Southern red neck?
Just a Ritz, or a Townhouse if I can't find them.
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Post by Bill Baker
See? There's an upside to everything if you look hard enough!
Yes. I'm sure you're hard enough too. Haw! Haw! Haw! Are you a
gonna tell me whether you're involved in a "gay marriage" yet?
See? You're fantasizing about me already!
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Post by Bill Baker
Pert Plus? Doing some advertising in your posts? Maybe that's how you
can make more money!
I'll have to ask the Procter & Gamble people, what makes Pert, if'n
they'd be interested. I gotta be careful o' them though. You may
recollect they were involved in a devil worshipping scandal some years
back and had alla their products stamped with a Satanical moon
symbol. Alla that was cleant up afore I was born - but a teacher in
my private Christian school told us all about it. We had to go thru
our houses and throw out any products with that evil symbol on them
since they were used to bring demons into people's houses.
Maybe that's how you got started worshiping Satan!
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Post by Bill Baker
If they did it right they did! Any less than five minutes and it's not a
real kiss, you know. That goes for both gay and straight couples!
I take ot you didn't go to Dora's wedding after all. It was probably
for women only. You know how much lezbo's hate men. Decent folk don't
put on such lewd display's o' personal acts in public. I guess orgy
goers got different value's.
I wouldn't have been able to make it if she had anyway. I have enough on my
plate convincing officials to accept same-sex marriage. Don't worry,
though, it will happen in our lifetime.
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Post by Bill Baker
How many orgies have you been to that you saw me at?
Send me a picture and I'll tell you how many I see you a coming outa
down on Folsom Street. I got me a new e-mail address at the
Repenthouse. If'n you want it I'll gladly send it to you. A weekly
prayer e-mail is optional
Don't you mean how many you think you see me coming into? Do you greet
people at the door with a big wet kiss on the lips? Do you get to choose
which set of lips if it's a woman?
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Post by Bill Baker
Did you use an alias?
You know I don't never go to no orgy's - but I have led protest groups
outsida sex
clubs all over town to expose the people what does. Why is it the
queers cover up their faces when somebody points a camera at them as
they're a coming out of a gay bar or orgy club what's just been raided
by the cops? I thought they'd be all out and proud of what they o in
them filthy places.
Maybe for the same reason celebrities don't want just anyone taking their
picture. Maybe if you offered to pay them for a picture they'd be more
willing to pose.
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Post by Bill Baker
How many women did you have sex with?
Not one not never!
Are you sure? Maybe you just repressed the memory.
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Post by Bill Baker
How many men?
Only my faithful husband.
So he was at the orgy, too?
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Post by Bill Baker
I heard you had an abortion.
That was a TOTAL lie and you know it! I ain't never had no kinda
operation of any kind. I'd kill myself if'n some doctor ever killt my
baby
Maybe you repressed the memory of that too. It's not uncommon for religious
women who have been to orgies to repress memories like that or to just lie
about them.
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Post by Bill Baker
Was that after you went to an orgy?
I ain't never actually attended none. I just watch outsida the doors
to see who goes to them. We spot several public figures down there
what CLAIMS they're married and/or in "monogamous" relationships.
When they come outa them places with four or five streaks o' strange
spooge on their chaps and ripped jeans or in their chest or beard
hair, you know they've been a fooling around big time - while the
little hubby is back at home - very likely a getting it on with the
pizza boy!
Well, I think if you're the type of person who goes to an orgy that it would
probably be boring to see someone there that you can have sex with any other
time you want.
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Post by Bill Baker
Only if they're doing it right!
See. Ever'body knows it's all about sex. That's what the queer
people lives for.
Well I can't expect someone who either has never had good sex or repressed
the memory of it to understand.
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Post by Bill Baker
Sure, why not? It would make the military more interesting. Maybe
they'll do something with the uniforms so they don't have to wear those
drab green outfits all the time.
You wanna see 'em all nude instead, HUH? Are you completely against
circumcision too - so's every man can have smegma problems ike your'n?
Ike? Is that the name of one of the men you had sex with at the orgy?
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Post by Bill Baker
Is that what Satan told you when you prayed to him?
I didn't never pray to him so he didn't tell me nothing. He's the
father of lie's, so I wouldn't never listen to him no way's.
That's how I figured you pray to him since he's the father of lies and you
tell lies.
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Post by Bill Baker
Because I'm not on FaceBook.
And why not? Practically ever'body else is. Why don't you sign up
just so's you can be my special friend?
I just have no need to be on FaceBook. Although I do get a good laugh out
of the failbooking.com website. It's a site that shows screenshots of funny
FaceBook posts. Maybe if I did get on FaceBook I could showcase some of
your posts on there!
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Post by Bill Baker
And so funny!
If'n you had any respect for me you wouldn't laugh at my ministry.
Then stop making it so funny!
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And I laugh at funny things like your preaching. �Your point?
My preaching AIN'T funny. �It's supposta be uplifting and inspiring.
It's supposta make sinners feel guilty and ashamed so's they'll wanna
repent.
Then why do other people I read it to laugh? �It can't only be the funny
voice I use.
I can't imagine why else you would do it.
On accounta the Lord Jesus callt me to preach His Holy Gospel.
Well if that's true he must have known that some people would be amused by
it.
You do such a good job of amusing me!
That never did take much effort. �But sometimes you was real mean to
me and callt me nasty names. �Why are you so mean to me? �What did I
ever do to you but try to save your soul from damnation? �That's what
my whole ministry is for really.
So you're saying you get upset when I laugh at you and upset when I don't? �
Why don't you make up your mind?
That's a good example of amusing me.
Why? �God's a willing to bargain with people what wants to mend their
way's. �Look at the great deal He gave Abraham over Sodom and
Gomorrah. �The Lord didn't have to let old Lot and his wicked
daughters outa them wicked city's he burnt to a crisp. �That oughta
show you how much He loves humanity.
And he sent a funny person like you to preach, right?
Just the thought that you provided humor to me should be enough for you.
Well it ain't. �Your acknowledgment alone doesn't re-upholster the
car. �I got needs, Bill. �If'n you was a gentleman you'd reach out to
me with some nice green cash in your hand to help a woman in need.
With with this minor depression a going on donations to the Church are
way down!
I might consider donating if you would allow me or a proxy who lives in the
area to come to one of your church's services with a camcorder so that I
could release the video onto YouTube. �I'd even add some of those funny
sound effects to it.
How so?
On accounta I don't get no royalty's outa you - that's how.
If I don't make any money showing it to people then how can I give you
royalties?
I always attribute everything to you.
Attribute - shmattribute. �What I want you to do is CONtribute
something nice and large.
Would you like 80% of the $0 I make showing it to people?
Where in the copyright laws does it say that I can't print out your posts
and show them to other people?
Right on page one. �That print out counts as an unauthorized copy. �I
got the exclusive copy RIGHT to my own creative work.
Then go ahead and sue me. �See how far you get.
But then what would I spread on my crackers I offer to guests?
Go to the super market and you'll find a hundred different things. Do
you REALLY spread sickening smegma on crackers at party's - or should
I say orgy's? �Onced I heard these two queer men a talking. �One of
'em said "Ooh! �You won't like him. �He's got a foreskin with extra
cheese." �'Tother one said, "nd I didn't bring any crackers". �And
here I thought that was just a stupid camp joke. �Now I KNOW it's
True. �I'll have to tell Holy Prince Hubert so's he can include that
detail in his next scientifical study o' perversion and depravity
amongst the degenerates.
How often does he do this "study?" �Once a week? �Does he have to use Viagra
when he studies these "degenerates" or is he able to sustain an erection on
his own?
Do you know how many days of not bathing it takes just to get enough for
one cracker?
For some queers it takes every bit o' two hours.
I can't imagine what they do that takes them that little time. �Even having
sex only speeds up the process by a little bit.
About a week, and that's if I spread it thin.
How big is this cracker exactly? �Are you a talking about a single
Southern red neck?
Just a Ritz, or a Townhouse if I can't find them.
See? �There's an upside to everything if you look hard enough!
Yes. �I'm sure you're hard enough too. �Haw! �Haw! �Haw! �Are you a
gonna tell me whether you're involved in a "gay marriage" yet?
See? �You're fantasizing about me already!
Pert Plus? �Doing some advertising in your posts? �Maybe that's how you
can make more money!
I'll have to ask the Procter & Gamble people, what makes Pert, if'n
they'd be interested. �I gotta be careful o' them though. �You may
recollect they were involved in a devil worshipping scandal some years
back and had alla their products stamped with a Satanical moon
symbol. �Alla that was cleant up afore I was born - but a teacher in
my private Christian school told us all about it. �We had to go thru
our houses and throw out any products with that evil symbol on them
since they were used to bring demons into people's houses.
Maybe that's how you got started worshiping Satan!
If they did it right they did! �Any less than five minutes and it's not a
real kiss, you know. �That goes for both gay and straight couples!
I take ot you didn't go to Dora's wedding after all. �It was probably
for women only. �You know how much lezbo's hate men. Decent folk don't
put on such lewd display's o' personal acts in public. �I guess orgy
goers got different value's.
I wouldn't have been able to make it if she had anyway. �I have enough on my
plate convincing officials to accept same-sex marriage. �Don't worry,
though, it will happen in our lifetime.
How many orgies have you been to that you saw me at?
Send me a picture and I'll tell you how many I see you a coming outa
down on Folsom Street. �I got me a new e-mail address at the
Repenthouse. �If'n you want it I'll gladly send it to you. �A weekly
prayer e-mail is optional
Don't you mean how many you think you see me coming into? �Do you greet
people at the door with a big wet kiss on the lips? �Do you get to choose
which set of lips if it's a woman?
Did you use an alias?
You know I don't never go to no orgy's - but I have led protest groups
outsida sex
�clubs all over town to expose the people what does. �Why is it the
queers cover up their faces when somebody points a camera at them as
they're a coming out of a gay bar or orgy club what's just been raided
by the cops? �I thought they'd be all out and proud of what they o in
them filthy places.
Maybe for the same reason celebrities don't want just anyone taking their
picture. �Maybe if you offered to pay them for a picture they'd be more
willing to pose.
How many women did you have sex with?
Not one not never!
Are you sure? �Maybe you just repressed the memory.
How many men?
Only my faithful husband.
So he was at the orgy, too?
I heard you had an abortion.
That was a TOTAL lie and you know it! �I ain't never had no kinda
operation of any kind. �I'd kill myself if'n some doctor ever killt my
baby
Maybe you repressed the memory of that too. �It's not uncommon for religious
women who have been to orgies to repress memories like that or to just lie
about them.
Was that after you went to an orgy?
I ain't never actually attended none. �I just watch outsida the doors
to see who goes to them. �We spot several public figures down there
what CLAIMS they're married and/or in "monogamous" relationships.
When they come outa them places with four or five streaks o' strange
spooge on their chaps and ripped jeans or in their chest or beard
hair, you know they've been a fooling around big time - while the
little hubby is back at home - very likely a getting it on with the
pizza boy!
Well, I think if you're the type of person who goes to an orgy that it would
probably be boring to see someone there that you can have sex with any other
time you want.
Only if they're doing it right!
See. �Ever'body knows it's all about sex. �That's what the queer
people lives for.
Well I can't expect someone who either has never had good sex or repressed
the memory of it to understand.
Sure, why not? �It would make the military more interesting. �Maybe
they'll do something with the uniforms so they don't have to wear those
drab green outfits all the time.
You wanna see 'em all nude instead, HUH? �Are you completely against
circumcision too - so's every man can have smegma problems ike your'n?
Ike? �Is that the name of one of the men you had sex with at the orgy?
Is that what Satan told you when you prayed to him?
I didn't never pray to him so he didn't tell me nothing. �He's the
father of lie's, so I wouldn't never listen to him no way's.
That's how I figured you pray to him since he's the father of lies and you
tell lies.
Because I'm not on FaceBook.
And why not? �Practically ever'body else is. �Why don't you sign up
just so's you can be my special friend?
I just have no need to be on FaceBook. �Although I do get a good laugh out
of the failbooking.com website. �It's a site that shows screenshots of funny
FaceBook posts. �Maybe if I did get on FaceBook I could showcase some of
your posts on there!
And so funny!
If'n you had any respect for me you wouldn't laugh at my ministry.
Then stop making it so funny!
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Then why do other people I read it to laugh?
What kinda people are they? Homo sexuals? Orgy goers? Obama lovers?
Sexual degenerates? I need to know more if'n you wanna definite
answer for your scrap book.
It can't only be the funny voice I use.
What does it sound like exactly? Is there a sample I can watch on
YouTube? Or is there an MP3 file I can down load? Is this voice you
use a fake Southern accent? Or is it a sissy queer voice like
Divine's or old Chi Chi Larue's?
Well if that's true he
He
must have known that some people would be amused by it.
He knows there are exceedingly wicked and depraved people all over the
woerld what will laught at a'most anything. Most of 'em are CURSED to
eternal fire for a daring to laugh at serious stuff like my True
Gospel preaching!
So you're saying you get upset when I laugh at you and upset when I don't?
Why don't you make up your mind?
Are them my only two choices? You either cal me hateful names or
laugh at me? Why can't we talk just like regular folks? I mean
without you a laughing at me or a calling me dirty names. Why can't
you just be nice and respectful to me? I ain't such an awful person.
I even support a letting the queers infiltrate the military now. Why
don't you never gimme no credit for nothing, Billll?
And he
He
sent a funny person like you to preach, right?
What is it about me you think is funny exactly? You know I'm dead
serious about ever'thing I do.
I might consider donating if you would allow me or a proxy who lives in the
area to come to one of your church's services with a camcorder so that I
could release the video onto YouTube. I'd even add some of those funny
sound effects to it.
That would be absolute mockery! If'n you wanna come to Our Holy
Church you know what you gotta do - get circumcised. Even then you
can come into the outer lobby only - but that will give you a chance
to see me in action a healing the sick and a cleansing the lepers.
If I don't make any money showing it to people then how can I give you
royalties?
When you buy a book at a store and laugh at it, you ain't normally a
making no kinda money off of it neither - but still you gotta pay for
the privilege. It's amazing to me how much simple things I wrote on
line years ago keep a bouncing thru cyber space a'most with a life o'
their own - mostly thanks to you and Curtsybear. He's muy friend, you
know, even though he's gay. He sent me some nice pictures that made
me very happy. You could do simple things like that too, you know.
'Tain't like I'm asking you to sell the clothes offa your back to help
support my life style in wunna the finer neighbor hoods o' New Sodom.
Would you like 80% of the $0 I make showing it to people?
Why don't you send me a real photo of you instead? That wouldn't cost
you nothing.
Then go ahead and sue me. See how far you get.
I gotta know where to find you first. Why don't you put me up for a
few weeks so's I can observe ou up close?
How often does he do this "study?"
He does diff'rent one's when ever he can get the funding. Do you got
any funds you could throw our way to spare to aid him in his research
program? You could a'so volunteer as a guinea pig for research into
the effects o' micro scopical bits smegma on the environment.
Once a week?
Not that often, no. Are you a letting your dirty mind run wild again?
Does he have to use Viagra
As I believe I told you MANY a time afore - that drug is completely
forbidden in God's One True Church.
when he studies these "degenerates" or is he able to sustain an erection on
his own?
I'm sure his person attributes don't come into play during his
study's. They ain't sexual explorations. See how dirty your warped
mind is? What ever they may be they're between him and his wife. I
only know that Our Holy Black queen told that she stopped a missing
love making a long time ago. Holy Prince Hubert is a lot older than
she is - and he was indisposed for a long time about ten years ago
before God removed the thorn from his flesh and let him walk again.
I can't imagine what they do that takes them that little time.
They got oily skin and live in hot climates whee the skin cells die
fast. Presto - smegma! You probably have so little on accounta it's
cold in the Midwest - if'n that's really where you live. Some times I
think you could just as easily be wunna my neighbors out here in West
Portal. I hope you ain't the one what puts trash from your car into
my clean trash cans, on accounta if'n you are I'm a gonna flatten your
tires the next time you do that!
Even having sex only speeds up the process by a little bit.
I'd say that depends on HOW you "have sex." Doesn't mouth sex involve
a licking away smegmatical chunks? Sex with a condom - which a FEW
queers still practice here and there in the world - probably increases
smegma production by a trapping foul air near the ding-a-ling.
Just a Ritz, or a Townhouse if I can't find them.
Have you ever REALLY smeared any smegma on an edible cracker? Don't
you think that's weird behavior? Do you got sicko friends what gets
into that kinda thing? There's some hippy's out here still yet what
has placenta dinners.
See? You're fantasizing about me already!
I wouldn't call that a fantasizing. I'm don't mind you a knowing that
I'm married to Thurgood, for example. Why can't you tell me if'n
you're married to Jim Bob - or Serena - or who ever? Are you
ASHAMED? That's why I kinda wanted you to connect with you on
Facebook insteada this weird forum fulla freaks and deviants.
Maybe that's how you got started worshiping Satan!
But I don't NEVER worship Satan and you KNOW that! PLEASE stop a
saying such nasty things!
I wouldn't have been able to make it if she had anyway. I have enough on my
plate convincing officials to accept same-sex marriage. Don't worry,
though, it will happen in our lifetime.
Judgment Day probably will too. Does that give you a boner?
Don't you mean how many you think you see me coming into?
No. As per usual I mean EXACTLY what I wrote!
Do you greet people at the door with a big wet kiss on the lips?
You KNOW better'n 'at! I'm toogood and pure to do such a filthy
thing.
Do you get to choose which set of lips if it's a woman?
Get your REPROBATE mind outa the gutter for a change! And you DARE
accuse me of a fantasizing about you when I just ask if'n you got
"married" yet - and here you go imagining my holy, sanctified lips a
Frenching some strange woman. You are very vulgar!
Maybe for the same reason celebrities don't want just anyone taking their
picture.
They don't mind if'n 1) they look good in the picture and 2) they get
paid for it.
Maybe if you offered to pay them for a picture they'd be more
willing to pose.
Send me some and I'll put your theory to the test.
Are you sure?
Absolutely.
Maybe you just repressed the memory.
No way! That usually happens with people what was abused as
children. My daddy was real strict with me but didn't never abuse
me. He taught me to spurn material things. I didn't even know how to
drive 'til after I got married.
So he was at the orgy, too?
You are INSANE! We are good Christian people what doesn't never go to
no kinda orgy's. We don't even go to party's.
Maybe you repressed the memory of that too.
That's impossible! I remember ever'thing as clear as day. I sure
would remembered anybody a putting surgical instruments into my Most
Holy Place and a trying to suck precious life outa my womb.
It's not uncommon for religious women who have been to orgies
But I ain't NEVER been to no orgy and you KNOW that! True Christians
don't never do such things. We are exually pure and totally faithful
to our spouses.
to repress memories like that or to just lie about them.
Well - I don't never do neither. I am all good.
Well, I think if you're the type of person who goes to an orgy
But I ain't!
that it would probably be boring to see someone there that you can have sex
with any other time you want.
Is that the most common justification gave for orgy going?
Well I can't expect someone who either has never had good sex
That ain't me. My husband gives me ground shaking THUNDER gasms every
year.
or repressed the memory of it to understand.
I don't nevr repress nunna my memory's. They're all special to me.
Ike? Is that the name of one of the men you had sex with at the orgy?
No. I mean't "like". I told you I usually got a baby on my lap while
I'm a preaching on line. I'm real good at multi tasking.
That's how I figured you pray to him since he's the father of lies and you
tell lies.
But we a'ready established that I don't NEVER tell no kinda lie's.
You just misunderstand the simple Truths I preach.
I just have no need to be on FaceBook. Although I do get a good laugh out
of the failbooking.com website. It's a site that shows screenshots of funny
FaceBook posts. Maybe if I did get on FaceBook I could showcase some of
your posts on there!
Why do you a'way's wanna rip me off? Why can't we be just normal
ordinary friends? Your old friend Max started a "First Universal
Christian Kingdom" page. He ain't really no Christian though - so I
think it's just a set up to lure Christians in and then make 'em look
foolish. I joint a buncha True Christian groups last night and
preached against the homo sexual lust today. This one queer actually
came on to me and suggested I try some butt sex to get ridda my strong
convictions. Ain't that just SICK? He's even got tattoo's! But I
kept my cool and talk to him real nice and eventually we were a having
a decent discussion about God and the human conscience. I don't think
he's accepted the horror of his own depravity yet - but we were at
least able to talk it thru. Why can't you and me do that?
Then stop making it so funny!
'Tain't intended to be that way. Can't you control your mocking
laughter? Do you tweet over on Twitter? Old Max was a helping me
look for people over there and he mighta sent you something by
mistake. Don't blame me for that. Did you hear the rumor that says
he's a bi sexual? He a'so dressed up like Satan and took on a group
o' True Christians what was a meeting at the local civic auditorium a
few years back? It oughta be obvious he ain't nothing like me!


I wanna hold your hand, Bill -


Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A TRUE Christian
Bill Baker
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Then why do other people I read it to laugh?
What kinda people are they? Homo sexuals? Orgy goers? Obama lovers?
Sexual degenerates? I need to know more if'n you wanna definite
answer for your scrap book.
All kinds of people. Homosexuals, heterosexuals, Christians, atheists,
Republicans, Democrats.
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Post by Bill Baker
It can't only be the funny voice I use.
What does it sound like exactly? Is there a sample I can watch on
YouTube? Or is there an MP3 file I can down load? Is this voice you
use a fake Southern accent? Or is it a sissy queer voice like
Divine's or old Chi Chi Larue's?
It's hard to describe. Kind of like a high-pitched Goofy voice with an
exaggerated Southern accent with a few other voices mixed in as the mood
strikes me.
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Post by Bill Baker
Well if that's true he
He
Yes, he.
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Post by Bill Baker
must have known that some people would be amused by it.
He knows there are exceedingly wicked and depraved people all over the
woerld what will laught at a'most anything. Most of 'em are CURSED to
eternal fire for a daring to laugh at serious stuff like my True
Gospel preaching!
Well it's a good thing he decided to give me such joy while I'm living on
Earth then, don't you think?
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Post by Bill Baker
So you're saying you get upset when I laugh at you and upset when I
don't? Why don't you make up your mind?
Are them my only two choices? You either cal me hateful names or
laugh at me? Why can't we talk just like regular folks? I mean
without you a laughing at me or a calling me dirty names. Why can't
you just be nice and respectful to me? I ain't such an awful person.
I even support a letting the queers infiltrate the military now. Why
don't you never gimme no credit for nothing, Billll?
Hey, you're the one who came in here accusing all the homosexuals who write
in this group of doing things you've never seen them personally do. You're
either looking for abuse or mockery and I was just trying to oblige.
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Post by Bill Baker
And he
He
Yes, he.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
sent a funny person like you to preach, right?
What is it about me you think is funny exactly? You know I'm dead
serious about ever'thing I do.
That's just makes it funnier!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I might consider donating if you would allow me or a proxy who lives in
the area to come to one of your church's services with a camcorder so
that I
could release the video onto YouTube. I'd even add some of those funny
sound effects to it.
That would be absolute mockery! If'n you wanna come to Our Holy
Church you know what you gotta do - get circumcised. Even then you
can come into the outer lobby only - but that will give you a chance
to see me in action a healing the sick and a cleansing the lepers.
Nah. You've got to accept my terms 100% if you want any chance of seeing
even one cent from me. I want to see this guy who dresses up as Jesus on
video. Maybe I'll put in some fart sounds while he's walking around. But
don't worry, I'll add them in after the video is made so I don't disrupt
your service.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If I don't make any money showing it to people then how can I give you
royalties?
When you buy a book at a store and laugh at it, you ain't normally a
making no kinda money off of it neither - but still you gotta pay for
the privilege.
Not if I just read it there. And not if I check it out from the library.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
It's amazing to me how much simple things I wrote on
line years ago keep a bouncing thru cyber space a'most with a life o'
their own - mostly thanks to you and Curtsybear. He's muy friend, you
know, even though he's gay. He sent me some nice pictures that made
me very happy. You could do simple things like that too, you know.
'Tain't like I'm asking you to sell the clothes offa your back to help
support my life style in wunna the finer neighbor hoods o' New Sodom.
Post by Bill Baker
Would you like 80% of the $0 I make showing it to people?
Why don't you send me a real photo of you instead? That wouldn't cost
you nothing.
Well I don't send pictures of myself to people on the Internet unless I know
them in real life. But I do have some pictures of a double rainbow I took
with my cell phone and a few pictures of some caves near me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then go ahead and sue me. See how far you get.
I gotta know where to find you first. Why don't you put me up for a
few weeks so's I can observe ou up close?
You don't need to know where to find me. Just start the legal proceedings
and you'll be able to subpoena the information from my Internet provider.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How often does he do this "study?"
He does diff'rent one's when ever he can get the funding. Do you got
any funds you could throw our way to spare to aid him in his research
program? You could a'so volunteer as a guinea pig for research into
the effects o' micro scopical bits smegma on the environment.
I already told you what you need to do to get money from me. And I need to
save all the smegma I can for the crackers.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Once a week?
Not that often, no. Are you a letting your dirty mind run wild again?
Post by Bill Baker
Does he have to use Viagra
As I believe I told you MANY a time afore - that drug is completely
forbidden in God's One True Church.
Ah, Cialis then.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
when he studies these "degenerates" or is he able to sustain an erection
on his own?
I'm sure his person attributes don't come into play during his
study's. They ain't sexual explorations. See how dirty your warped
mind is? What ever they may be they're between him and his wife. I
only know that Our Holy Black queen told that she stopped a missing
love making a long time ago. Holy Prince Hubert is a lot older than
she is - and he was indisposed for a long time about ten years ago
before God removed the thorn from his flesh and let him walk again.
Of course they're sexual explorations. You said he was studying perversion
and depravity. Are you trying to tell me he studies only non-sexual
perversion and depravity?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I can't imagine what they do that takes them that little time.
They got oily skin and live in hot climates whee the skin cells die
fast. Presto - smegma! You probably have so little on accounta it's
cold in the Midwest - if'n that's really where you live. Some times I
think you could just as easily be wunna my neighbors out here in West
Portal. I hope you ain't the one what puts trash from your car into
my clean trash cans, on accounta if'n you are I'm a gonna flatten your
tires the next time you do that!
That's a lame prank if you could call it that. Any prank I pull would be
much more sophisticated.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Even having sex only speeds up the process by a little bit.
I'd say that depends on HOW you "have sex." Doesn't mouth sex involve
a licking away smegmatical chunks? Sex with a condom - which a FEW
queers still practice here and there in the world - probably increases
smegma production by a trapping foul air near the ding-a-ling.
Yeah, but the condoms totally ruin the taste.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Just a Ritz, or a Townhouse if I can't find them.
Have you ever REALLY smeared any smegma on an edible cracker? Don't
you think that's weird behavior? Do you got sicko friends what gets
into that kinda thing? There's some hippy's out here still yet what
has placenta dinners.
Nah, I just offer them to Christians and other religious people who try to
evangelize me!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
See? You're fantasizing about me already!
I wouldn't call that a fantasizing. I'm don't mind you a knowing that
I'm married to Thurgood, for example. Why can't you tell me if'n
you're married to Jim Bob - or Serena - or who ever? Are you
ASHAMED? That's why I kinda wanted you to connect with you on
Facebook insteada this weird forum fulla freaks and deviants.
There are no freaks and deviants on FaceBook? Well, there goes any
incentive I might have had for joining it. Not that I really had any
incentive in the first place.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe that's how you got started worshiping Satan!
But I don't NEVER worship Satan and you KNOW that! PLEASE stop a
saying such nasty things!
Well, something happened to where you do his bidding and say his words.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I wouldn't have been able to make it if she had anyway. I have enough on my
plate convincing officials to accept same-sex marriage. Don't worry,
though, it will happen in our lifetime.
Judgment Day probably will too. Does that give you a boner?
Only if I find God sexually attractive!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Don't you mean how many you think you see me coming into?
No. As per usual I mean EXACTLY what I wrote!
Post by Bill Baker
Do you greet people at the door with a big wet kiss on the lips?
You KNOW better'n 'at! I'm toogood and pure to do such a filthy
thing.
I think you're just repressing your memories again.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Do you get to choose which set of lips if it's a woman?
Get your REPROBATE mind outa the gutter for a change! And you DARE
accuse me of a fantasizing about you when I just ask if'n you got
"married" yet - and here you go imagining my holy, sanctified lips a
Frenching some strange woman. You are very vulgar!
You know, I've noticed that the more offended someone gets at certain sexual
things, the more turned on they secretly are.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe for the same reason celebrities don't want just anyone taking their
picture.
They don't mind if'n 1) they look good in the picture and 2) they get
paid for it.
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe if you offered to pay them for a picture they'd be more
willing to pose.
Send me some and I'll put your theory to the test.
Post by Bill Baker
Are you sure?
Absolutely.
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe you just repressed the memory.
No way! That usually happens with people what was abused as
children. My daddy was real strict with me but didn't never abuse
me. He taught me to spurn material things. I didn't even know how to
drive 'til after I got married.
Really strict parents can be abusive too but the children don't know any
better and they grow up with Stockholm Syndrome.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So he was at the orgy, too?
You are INSANE! We are good Christian people what doesn't never go to
no kinda orgy's. We don't even go to party's.
Wow, what a dull life. Maybe you should go to orgies.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe you repressed the memory of that too.
That's impossible! I remember ever'thing as clear as day. I sure
would remembered anybody a putting surgical instruments into my Most
Holy Place and a trying to suck precious life outa my womb.
But if they did that and you felt guilty about it later, the mind will
sometimes repress the memory to keep you from feeling all that guilt.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It's not uncommon for religious women who have been to orgies
But I ain't NEVER been to no orgy and you KNOW that! True Christians
don't never do such things. We are exually pure and totally faithful
to our spouses.
But I've never seen you be faithful to your spouse, so I can only imagine
what you actually do.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
to repress memories like that or to just lie about them.
Well - I don't never do neither. I am all good.
You almost never have control over suppressed memories.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well, I think if you're the type of person who goes to an orgy
But I ain't!
Well you seem like that type to me.
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Post by Bill Baker
that it would probably be boring to see someone there that you can have
sex with any other time you want.
Is that the most common justification gave for orgy going?
Not everyone needs a justification. Some probably go just because they like
group sex.
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Post by Bill Baker
Well I can't expect someone who either has never had good sex
That ain't me. My husband gives me ground shaking THUNDER gasms every
year.
If you aren't thrashing around in bed just before orgasm and you don't
scream during, then you're not doing it right.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
or repressed the memory of it to understand.
I don't nevr repress nunna my memory's. They're all special to me.
Except for the ones of your abortion, right?
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Post by Bill Baker
Ike? Is that the name of one of the men you had sex with at the orgy?
No. I mean't "like". I told you I usually got a baby on my lap while
I'm a preaching on line. I'm real good at multi tasking.
Well as long as it gives you time to see Ike.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's how I figured you pray to him since he's the father of lies and
you tell lies.
But we a'ready established that I don't NEVER tell no kinda lie's.
You just misunderstand the simple Truths I preach.
If I misunderstand them, they're not simple truths.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I just have no need to be on FaceBook. Although I do get a good laugh out
of the failbooking.com website. It's a site that shows screenshots of funny
FaceBook posts. Maybe if I did get on FaceBook I could showcase some of
your posts on there!
Why do you a'way's wanna rip me off? Why can't we be just normal
ordinary friends? Your old friend Max started a "First Universal
Christian Kingdom" page. He ain't really no Christian though - so I
think it's just a set up to lure Christians in and then make 'em look
foolish. I joint a buncha True Christian groups last night and
preached against the homo sexual lust today. This one queer actually
came on to me and suggested I try some butt sex to get ridda my strong
convictions. Ain't that just SICK? He's even got tattoo's! But I
kept my cool and talk to him real nice and eventually we were a having
a decent discussion about God and the human conscience. I don't think
he's accepted the horror of his own depravity yet - but we were at
least able to talk it thru. Why can't you and me do that?
If you insist. So go ahead and tell me about your depravities.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then stop making it so funny!
'Tain't intended to be that way. Can't you control your mocking
laughter? Do you tweet over on Twitter? Old Max was a helping me
look for people over there and he mighta sent you something by
mistake. Don't blame me for that. Did you hear the rumor that says
he's a bi sexual? He a'so dressed up like Satan and took on a group
o' True Christians what was a meeting at the local civic auditorium a
few years back? It oughta be obvious he ain't nothing like me!
I'm not so sure. I find both what he did and what you do pretty funny.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I wanna hold your hand, Bill -
You'd have to have some pretty long arms, then!
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The Lesbians
2010-02-07 00:29:38 UTC
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That was funny! ?
A hyena will laugh at anything. You KNOW I don't preach for your
amusement. I preach to lead sinners to the Lord. It's too late for
you on accounta you've went and blasphemed the Holy Ghost. For that
sin you must surely burn for ever. The smoke o' your torment will go
up for alllllll eternity. You can still ease your endless agony's by
a doing special good deeds for the Lord and His Church. Every act you
perform to help me will reduce your torment by one degree.
Thanks for that, though. ?
You're welcome. Why don't you send me a little something to make me
smile - such as a thousand dollars? That would make my heart sing
hymns.
I'm sure that the people I show this to
There you go infringing on my copy rights again. Don't you got no
shame in you? Or is it just smegma on you. You know, as you get
older, your smegma issue's will only get worse. There's only one way
to put an end to them onced and for all - and that's thru Holy
Circumcision.
will be convinced to allow gays in the military. ?
Well - lezbo's ARE vicious - and the homo men are likely to get in bed
with the enemy and spread their diseases. I think we all pert near
know the queer element has totally infiltrated the military a'ready.
I naturally blame Dumb Dora for that. Did she invite you to her mock
"wedding"? When the Satanical priest said, "You may kiss the bride,"
did they French kiss for five minutes? At the queer men's MOCK
marriages here in New Sodom there's usually a free-for-all orgy right
after the ceremony. How many o' them have YOU been to, Bill? I know
how you are when it comes to orgy's!
Although I'm sure that not many people need to be convinced anymore other
than certain Republicans who just four years ago said they would listen to the
military leaders but only meant that they would listen to them if they disagreed
with allowing gays to serve
Serve? Don't they usually service instead?
openly.
As in - a marching with a swish for the queer men and a killing male
animals with their bare hands for the lezbo's?
Anyway, tell Satan I said thanks when you pray to him next!
You KNOW I ain't never onced prayed to no devil. You SERVICE Satan
yourself.


***We Lesbians no longer need your military; we have formed our own....the
ATS

Why don't you be my Face Book friend Bill?


With love -


Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-07 04:55:39 UTC
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Post by The Lesbians
***We Lesbians no longer need your military; we have formed our own....the
ATS
Oh really? Does that stand for Alcohol, Tampons and Strap-ons? Well
- I'm sure they'll all do just fine at minor home repairs. Don't
mosta you all pattern yourself after old Josephine the Plumber? I
thought you of all people - OK, VAMPIRES - would be happy that I
finally came out in supporta queers in the military. That's on
accounta you lezbo's are typically violent, fulla frustration and
resentment and still yet real good with tools - specially the strap on
kind. Haw! Haw! Haw! If' you want mora my support for your little
cause, you better send me a nice generou$ contribution to help me
spread the Word to other True Christians like me.

You can be my Facebook friend too if'n you wanna. I'm on there under
my own name now. I was real careful not to exhibit nunna my big
bouncy booby's to ignite any o' your evil lezbo lusts none.


With love for even you, O nameless one-

Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful
The Lesbians
2010-02-07 23:56:41 UTC
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On Feb 6, 4:29?pm, "The ANCIENT Lesbians"
Post by The Lesbians
***We Lesbians no longer need your military; we have formed our own....the
ATS
Oh really? Does that stand for Alcohol, Tampons and Strap-ons?

***I've told you previously what it stands for : Anti-Theocracy Sapphists.
Always lying, always bearing false witness.


Well
- I'm sure they'll all do just fine at minor home repairs. Don't
mosta you all pattern yourself after old Josephine the Plumber? I
thought you of all people - OK, VAMPIRES - would be happy that I
finally came out in supporta queers in the military. That's on
accounta you lezbo's are typically violent, fulla frustration and
resentment and still yet real good with tools - specially the strap on
kind. Haw! Haw! Haw!

***More lies from the Princess of Lies, the Devil in Drag....

If' you want mora my support for your little
cause, you better send me a nice generou$ contribution to help me
spread the Word to other True Christians like me.

***I am busy funding some veterans of the Spanish Civil War, bringing them
here to speak on how to get rig of clerical and religious influences in
politics. During the Second Republic, aparently they found a solution.

You can be my Facebook friend too if'n you wanna. I'm on there under
my own name now. I was real careful not to exhibit nunna my big
bouncy booby's to ignite any o' your evil lezbo lusts none.

***Not interested in your boobs.

With love for even you, O nameless one-

Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so pure, so prayerful

***So Mad, So Bad, So dangerous to know.....
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nights can never be the same."
juanjo
2010-02-09 22:12:35 UTC
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On Feb 3, 6:42 pm, Most Holey Mother Fucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I think pert near all of us know by now why the homo sexuals so
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces.  
Max - Didn't you serve in the Army? How many orgies did you get
into. I heard that Taxi Zum Klo was actually a biography of your time
in Germany. Is that true?
The Lesbians
2010-02-10 11:40:40 UTC
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On Feb 3, 6:42 pm, Most Holey Mother Fucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I think pert near all of us know by now why the homo sexuals so
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces.
Max - Didn't you serve in the Army? How many orgies did you get
into. I heard that Taxi Zum Klo was actually a biography of your time
in Germany. Is that true?

*****I saw that movie, when I was in graduate school....horrible.
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-12 03:21:48 UTC
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On Feb 10, 3:40�am, "The OLDE Lesbians"
Post by The Lesbians
*****I saw that movie, when I was in graduate school....
Oh come on! Weren't you in graduate school when old Lon Chaney was a
star - and yes I mean Lon Chaney SENIOR. Haw! Haw! Haw! Any way's
- we officially BURN copy's o' that filthy picture at Our Holy
Church's weekly bon fire. Brother Phinehas watched it years ago just
to see how depraved it was. I think it got an 8 outa 10 on the DQ
scale. It's basically a documentary on the Queer Agenda. In it
there's this uncircumcised cross dressing fairy what teaches little
kids in school and makes public service video's about child molesters
that (naturally) feature real molestation. He screws a'most anything
with a ding-dong - even though he picks up a boy friend who loves
little lambs and who gets jealous of all the orgy's that goes on in
their apartment - which are presented in vivid detail. The word
"foreskin" is actually mentioned in the script. Several of 'em are
shown up close and in your face - along with wide open butt holes and
sick spooge shots. The drag queen gets his butt warts burnt off but
takes a taxi to the public toilets to get some quickie sex before the
burns even heal - hence the title. Typical. The Village Voice said
it was a true to life depiction of the queer life/DEATH style in them
day's - as if'n we didn't a'ready know that.

As far as I know - old Max is a pacifist what didn't serve in no
military no wheres. He was named after a character outa Hermann
Hesse. He may be from East Germany - although he told just a few days
ago he's originally from Transylvania. Doesn't that just figure?
Post by The Lesbians
horrible.
True! But do you feel the same way about movie's like "Personal Best"
or "The Killing of Sister George"? They're just as bad. And don't
even get me started on "Caged"!


Deep in prayer for all sinners -
Specially old WAS-bians

Mother Tucker
A True Christian
Bill Baker
2010-02-12 08:48:45 UTC
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On Thursday February 11 2010 22:21, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Oh come on! Weren't you in graduate school when old Lon Chaney was a
star - and yes I mean Lon Chaney SENIOR. Haw! Haw! Haw! Any way's
- we officially BURN copy's o' that filthy picture at Our Holy
Church's weekly bon fire
You see? By posting stuff like this you're clearly asking for either abuse
or mockery. Why do you complain when you get either one?
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-13 03:16:37 UTC
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You see? �
Well I sure ain't blind - unlike SOME people we know. Tell me, Bill -
at the end of a long hard day, does the stench o' smegma ever start to
bother you any?
By posting stuff like this you're clearly asking for either abuse
or mockery. �
How you figger? Did the old woman did or did she didn't claim to be a
vampire that's century's old - or at least as old as her idol Natalie
Clifford Barndoor. Why would she admit to a going to see a German
queer porno movie? I mean - there's spooge shots in it! Or so I hear
from people what's actually seen it - which I definitely ain't. I did
read up on it a little though. Just you LOOK how filthy that movie
was. And it was old Juanjo what brung it up - not me.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081606/parentalguide
Why do you complain when you get either one?
On accounta people need to treat me with dignity and respect and
kindness. If'n I make them laugh I think they need to send me money
too. How much can I put you down for - I mean that you will
eventually PAY for my evangelical services? I think I could lay hands
on you and banish your smegma.


So good, so Godly, so gleeful -

Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
Check out my heavy duty preaching over on Facebook!
Bill Baker
2010-02-13 05:50:23 UTC
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On Friday February 12 2010 22:16, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
You see?
Well I sure ain't blind - unlike SOME people we know. Tell me, Bill -
at the end of a long hard day, does the stench o' smegma ever start to
bother you any?
Not a bit. Does the stench of your vagina ever start to bother you any?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
By posting stuff like this you're clearly asking for either abuse
or mockery.
How you figger? Did the old woman did or did she didn't claim to be a
vampire that's century's old - or at least as old as her idol Natalie
Clifford Barndoor. Why would she admit to a going to see a German
queer porno movie? I mean - there's spooge shots in it! Or so I hear
from people what's actually seen it - which I definitely ain't. I did
read up on it a little though. Just you LOOK how filthy that movie
was. And it was old Juanjo what brung it up - not me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081606/parentalguide
Yes, that's exactly what I mean. The way you talk about the movie, you're
either inviting abuse or mockery.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why do you complain when you get either one?
On accounta people need to treat me with dignity and respect and
kindness.
If you sounded like you were here for a serious, open-minded discussion,
people probably would. But if you are all confrontational and over the top
in everything you say, then you're inviting either abuse or mockery.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
If'n I make them laugh I think they need to send me money
too. How much can I put you down for - I mean that you will
eventually PAY for my evangelical services? I think I could lay hands
on you and banish your smegma.
So you're going to let me or a proxy go into your church services and video
tape them so I can put them up on YouTube with the (in-)appropriate funny
sound effects?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
So good, so Godly, so gleeful -
And so hilarious!
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2010-02-13 17:35:09 UTC
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Not a bit. �
Well then - does it turn you on? I know a lotta men what gets all
turnt on by the odor o' ripe smegma - usually some other queer's - but
sometimes even their own. Are you wunna them?
Does the stench of your vagina ever start to bother you any?
STENCH!?!? How can something what smells like sweet honeysuckle rose
stink at all - much less bother nobody? I'm a starting to think I
oughta back off the smegma issue just a little bit. Down at our
Holiness Help Center there's a lotta men that comes in all
uncircumcised. Some of 'em's very poor - but they still manage o keep
their old thangs pretty clean a-considering. So maybe you're right
ust about that. Then again there is SOME uncircumcised men what
doesn't do nothing down there but think their pee pee is a gonna do
any necessary cleaning for them. And what about alla them men what
can't even open their drapery's completely? How do they know there
ain't little germ city's up inside the perpetually dark, wet and slimy
folds o' foreskin they got.

That said - I will apologize to you for a teasing you about your
foreskin. I am sorry, Bill. Will you forgive me? And will you send
me at least a semi nude picture of you? Please - please - please.
It's for my research purposes only, I promise.
Yes, that's exactly what I mean. �The way you talk about the movie, you're
either inviting abuse or mockery.
I took that from the Internet Movie Data Base. That movie was
absolutely filthy - pure pornography disguised as an art film.
Brother Phinehas didn't even tell me about the butt whupping nor the
pee drinking. I guess some things are too sick even for him. Did you
watch this movie? Did it turn you on? Do you think it was a fair and
balanced depiction o' the queer life style - what with alla the
promiscuity, the VD, the sexual insatiability, the group sex, the
cheating on so-callt live in partners ("Next time, don't just watch,
join in!"), the cross dressing, the interest in child molesters, the
public sex right out in the open, etc, etc? You might as well get a
copy of something what rates 10 outa 10 like "Leroy's Load House".
If you sounded like you were here for a serious, open-minded discussion,
people probably would. �
But I am. Alla you all are just prejudiced against us Southerners.
It's interesting that Curtsybear and Scotty in FLL (who live in the
South) at least understood me a little. Maybe if'n you sent me some
nice pictures you would too. Deal? You don't gotta include no money
if'n you absolutely don't wanna.
But if you are all confrontational and over the top
in everything you say, then you're inviting either abuse or mockery.
I'm a just a preaching exactly what God wants me to preach - straight
from the Holy Bible. Over on Facebook I actually defended a nice
Rastafarian woman that you queers was a ganging up on something
fierce. They were a calling her ugly names and a trying to tell ME
what True Christianity is. I do what I'm a talking about. I
graduated from the best Bible school in the country. So why shouldn't
I write authoritatively - and in my native Southern dialect which I'm
a trying to promote? I can write all Northern if'n I absolutely got
to - which I a'most never do.
So you're going to let me or a proxy go into your church services and video
tape them so I can put them up on YouTube with the (in-)appropriate funny
sound effects?
That would be mockery - and I can't allow that. Onced we get the web
site up and a running, though, I will post a picture o' the Lord Jesus
on there. Will that satisfy your urges? Why on earth would you wanna
put rude sound effects over video tape of a Godly Church service where
the blind see and the lame leap outa their wheel chairs? When my
husband heals the sick and ever'body sings praises to God, we don't
need nunna your ugly scorn. We need bigger CONTRIBUTIONS. We might
hire a True Christian documentary film maker to shoot some video's of
our services to show how wonderful they are to bring more (and richer)
people in. God hates people what accumulates wealth without a sharing
most of it with His Holy Churches - of which there ain't too many to
start with.
And so hilarious!
People what laughs at serious stuff gots psychological issue's.


Jesus saves rotten sinners souls ever'day -
Except for blasphemers o' the Holy Ghost - who must BURN!

Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Own Gospel Lambkin
Bill Baker
2010-02-14 03:53:59 UTC
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On Saturday February 13 2010 12:35, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not a bit.
Well then - does it turn you on?
Does the smell of your vagina turn you on?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I know a lotta men what gets all turnt on by the odor o' ripe smegma -
usually some other queer's - but sometimes even their own. Are you wunna
them?
No, I have plenty of external stimuli to get turned on by.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Does the stench of your vagina ever start to bother you any?
STENCH!?!? How can something what smells like sweet honeysuckle rose
stink at all - much less bother nobody?
All women's crotches stink. The ones who don't think so are in denial. I
should know, since I know some women who you can smell coming. And that
means that all women stink.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I'm a starting to think I oughta back off the smegma issue just a little
bit. Down at our Holiness Help Center there's a lotta men that comes in
all uncircumcised. Some of 'em's very poor - but they still manage o keep
their old thangs pretty clean a-considering. So maybe you're right
ust about that. Then again there is SOME uncircumcised men what
doesn't do nothing down there but think their pee pee is a gonna do
any necessary cleaning for them. And what about alla them men what
can't even open their drapery's completely? How do they know there
ain't little germ city's up inside the perpetually dark, wet and slimy
folds o' foreskin they got.
Well they could probably tell by the tiny condominiums and skyscrapers going
up in there. Did you ever try to get a building permit under foreskin?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
That said - I will apologize to you for a teasing you about your
foreskin. I am sorry, Bill. Will you forgive me?
That's OK, it was entertaining.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
And will you send me at least a semi nude picture of you? Please - please
- please. It's for my research purposes only, I promise.
I told you I don't send pictures of myself over the Internet unless I know
the person in real life. I'll send you those pictures of the rainbow and
the cave I mentioned in a previous post if you like. People have said I
take really good pictures.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, that's exactly what I mean. The way you talk about the movie,
you're either inviting abuse or mockery.
I took that from the Internet Movie Data Base. That movie was
absolutely filthy - pure pornography disguised as an art film.
That's not what the IMDB said.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Brother Phinehas didn't even tell me about the butt whupping nor the
pee drinking. I guess some things are too sick even for him. Did you
watch this movie? Did it turn you on? Do you think it was a fair and
balanced depiction o' the queer life style - what with alla the
promiscuity, the VD, the sexual insatiability, the group sex, the
cheating on so-callt live in partners ("Next time, don't just watch,
join in!"), the cross dressing, the interest in child molesters, the
public sex right out in the open, etc, etc? You might as well get a
copy of something what rates 10 outa 10 like "Leroy's Load House".
I think it depicts the queer lifestyle about as much as hetero porn depicts
the straight lifestyle.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If you sounded like you were here for a serious, open-minded discussion,
people probably would.
But I am. Alla you all are just prejudiced against us Southerners.
No, I have friends who are Southerners.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
It's interesting that Curtsybear and Scotty in FLL (who live in the
South) at least understood me a little. Maybe if'n you sent me some
nice pictures you would too. Deal? You don't gotta include no money
if'n you absolutely don't wanna.
OK, I'll send you the pictures to your Wowmail account, unless there's
another e-mail address you'd rather I send them to.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But if you are all confrontational and over the top
in everything you say, then you're inviting either abuse or mockery.
I'm a just a preaching exactly what God wants me to preach - straight
from the Holy Bible. Over on Facebook I actually defended a nice
Rastafarian woman that you queers was a ganging up on something
fierce. They were a calling her ugly names and a trying to tell ME
what True Christianity is. I do what I'm a talking about. I
graduated from the best Bible school in the country. So why shouldn't
I write authoritatively - and in my native Southern dialect which I'm
a trying to promote? I can write all Northern if'n I absolutely got
to - which I a'most never do.
Leaving aside you typing in a Southern dialect, which almost nobody does
even those who have a Southern accent, you're still way over the top.
Anyone who tries to say that their way of thinking is the only right way,
especially in a group where it's practically guaranteed that almost nobody
else believes the same way they do, is inviting mockery and/or abuse.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you're going to let me or a proxy go into your church services and
video tape them so I can put them up on YouTube with the (in-)appropriate
funny sound effects?
That would be mockery - and I can't allow that. Onced we get the web
site up and a running, though, I will post a picture o' the Lord Jesus
on there. Will that satisfy your urges? Why on earth would you wanna
put rude sound effects over video tape of a Godly Church service where
the blind see and the lame leap outa their wheel chairs?
Because that sounds incredibly funny! I could add some sound effect that
goes "BOING!" to those.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
When my husband heals the sick and ever'body sings praises to God, we
don't need nunna your ugly scorn. We need bigger CONTRIBUTIONS. We might
hire a True Christian documentary film maker to shoot some video's of
our services to show how wonderful they are to bring more (and richer)
people in. God hates people what accumulates wealth without a sharing
most of it with His Holy Churches - of which there ain't too many to
start with.
Well I certainly look forward to it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And so hilarious!
People what laughs at serious stuff gots psychological issue's.
Well it's a good thing for my psyche that I only laugh at your preaching,
then!
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2010-02-14 06:35:21 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
Does the smell of your vagina turn you on?
No. That would be all perverted. But men are diff'rent - specially
the queer one's. They get all turnt on by raunchy smells. I can't
tell you how many times I seen them a sniffing each other's arm pits
or dirty feet out sida the gay bars. There's cruisy parking lots
southa Market where even more nasty stuff goes on! And I didn't start
the smegma fetish what fills up sp many pages on old Cragislist, did
I???? There used to be an "uncut" sex club out here for queer men to
go to and celebrate the stench. I ain't like that. Maybe you ain't
neither - but you can't blame a girl for asking, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
No, I have plenty of external stimuli to get turned on by.
Such as what - if'n I may ask?
Post by Bill Baker
All women's crotches stink.
They do NOT! Just how much experience a' you had in that area?
Probably not very much. I think you're all gay.
Post by Bill Baker
The ones who don't think so are in denial.
No way! Women are totally diff'rent from men in this regard. I smell
like fresh spring time rain down betwixt my legs. That's what Thurgood
says and he doesn't never lie about nothing. Neither do I come to
think of it.
Post by Bill Baker
I should know, since I know some women who you can smell coming.
Are they whores what doesn't never douche none? Decent women ain't
like that. And have you ever smelt of a woman what's under went a
Holy Clitoridectomy?
Post by Bill Baker
And that means that all women stink.
How you figger? I call that misogyny in action. Is it possible that
you just like the smell o' smegma and that it doesn't bother you on
'at account?
Post by Bill Baker
Well they could probably tell by the tiny condominiums and skyscrapers going
up in there. Did you ever try to get a building permit under foreskin?
Not personally. That sounds like a queer thing to me. There is a
place in town what does genital piercings. I even hearda some men a
smuggling dope into the country up inside long foreskins.
Post by Bill Baker
That's OK, it was entertaining.
I was only a trying to help.
Post by Bill Baker
I told you I don't send pictures of myself over the Internet unless I know
the person in real life.
Don't you know me by now? Tain't like we just met or nothin'. You
wrote the first hostile response to my first Usenet sermonette.
Remember? It's when you told me about your orgy going habits.
Post by Bill Baker
I'll send you those pictures of the rainbow and
the cave I mentioned in a previous post if you like. People have said I
take really good pictures.
That'll be OK. And send me summa you too. They don't gotta be all
nude if'n you don't feel comfortable a showing me what your foreskin
really looks like - or even if you actually got one to begin with.
If'n you don't wanna send 'em over the internet, send 'em to me by
mail like that nice Curtsybear done. Use Our Holy Church's prayer
box.
Post by Bill Baker
That's not what the IMDB said.
I posted the link directly. It's my opinion that it's pornography.
What AIN'T pornographical about spooge shots, pee drinking, butt
whupping, cross dressing, group sex, butt sex, butt warts, public
toilet sex and the INEVITABLE VD? At least the movie got that part
right
Post by Bill Baker
I think it depicts the queer lifestyle about as much as hetero porn depicts
the straight lifestyle.
Well - the Village Voice said it was an authentic representation o'
the queer life [=death] style. I can believe that. The Village is a
queer neighbor hood. It was probably that foul mouthed Michael Musto
what said it way back when too.
Post by Bill Baker
No, I have friends who are Southerners.
Real friends or sex partners?
Post by Bill Baker
OK, I'll send you the pictures to your Wowmail account, unless there's
another e-mail address you'd rather I send them to.
Yes. Use ***@repenthouse.org . I don't know if'n the wowmail
account even works no more. I can't wait. Make sure the pictures are
up close and VIVID.
Post by Bill Baker
Leaving aside you typing in a Southern dialect, which almost nobody does
Well I do. I guess that just makes me unique, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
even those who have a Southern accent, you're still way over the top.
You mean AT the top a looking down, dont'cha?
Post by Bill Baker
Anyone who tries to say that their way of thinking is the only right way,
especially in a group where it's practically guaranteed that almost nobody
else believes the same way they do, is inviting mockery and/or abuse.
Even if'n I'm completely right about 'at? Other True Christians agree
with me.
Post by Bill Baker
Because that sounds incredibly funny!
If'n you'd been crippled and confined to a wheel chair for years and
then came to a Faith Healing Servive of our'n and got your ability to
walk restored to you miraculously, you wouldn't think that at all.
You'd give us ALLLA your money outa gratitude, I think!
Post by Bill Baker
I could add some sound effect that goes "BOING!" to those.
Why would you wanna do that? Why do you wanna make funna serious
things? Do you laugh when quack doctors charge people $80,000 to give
'em a shot that eases muscle pain for every bit o' five minutes? I
call that robbery!
Post by Bill Baker
Well I certainly look forward to it.
Would you like to see a live Holy Circumcision documentary? How about
a Holy Clitoridectomy picture? Maybe you'd like to be the star?
Post by Bill Baker
Well it's a good thing for my psyche that I only laugh at your preaching,
then!
But it's TOTALLY serious. It saves souls from the Pit o' Hell ever'
day!


Deep in prayer for sinners -

Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, Kink-o-pornia 94142-4326
Bill Baker
2010-02-14 07:35:29 UTC
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On Sunday February 14 2010 01:35, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Does the smell of your vagina turn you on?
No. That would be all perverted. But men are diff'rent - specially
the queer one's. They get all turnt on by raunchy smells. I can't
tell you how many times I seen them a sniffing each other's arm pits
or dirty feet out sida the gay bars. There's cruisy parking lots
southa Market where even more nasty stuff goes on! And I didn't start
the smegma fetish what fills up sp many pages on old Cragislist, did
I???? There used to be an "uncut" sex club out here for queer men to
go to and celebrate the stench. I ain't like that. Maybe you ain't
neither - but you can't blame a girl for asking, HUH?
Well then you can't blame me for asking either, right?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I have plenty of external stimuli to get turned on by.
Such as what - if'n I may ask?
Wouldn't you like to know!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
All women's crotches stink.
They do NOT! Just how much experience a' you had in that area?
Probably not very much. I think you're all gay.
Post by Bill Baker
The ones who don't think so are in denial.
No way! Women are totally diff'rent from men in this regard. I smell
like fresh spring time rain down betwixt my legs. That's what Thurgood
says and he doesn't never lie about nothing. Neither do I come to
think of it.
That's what I said, denial.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I should know, since I know some women who you can smell coming.
Are they whores what doesn't never douche none? Decent women ain't
like that. And have you ever smelt of a woman what's under went a
Holy Clitoridectomy?
No, mostly religious women who think that they don't need douche because
good old soap and water does the trick for them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And that means that all women stink.
How you figger? I call that misogyny in action.
Only if you call saying that all uncut men stink misandry in action.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Is it possible that you just like the smell o' smegma and that it doesn't
bother you on 'at account?
If I liked the smell, wouldn't I notice it?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well they could probably tell by the tiny condominiums and skyscrapers going
up in there. Did you ever try to get a building permit under foreskin?
Not personally. That sounds like a queer thing to me. There is a
place in town what does genital piercings. I even hearda some men a
smuggling dope into the country up inside long foreskins.
Wouldn't it be easier and more efficient to just smuggle them in condoms
that you swallow?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's OK, it was entertaining.
I was only a trying to help.
Post by Bill Baker
I told you I don't send pictures of myself over the Internet unless I
know the person in real life.
Don't you know me by now?
Not in real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Tain't like we just met or nothin'. You wrote the first hostile response
to my first Usenet sermonette. Remember? It's when you told me about
your orgy going habits.
Yes, I tried abuse first. Some really religious are freaky enough that they
like that sort of thing.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'll send you those pictures of the rainbow and
the cave I mentioned in a previous post if you like. People have said I
take really good pictures.
That'll be OK. And send me summa you too. They don't gotta be all
nude if'n you don't feel comfortable a showing me what your foreskin
really looks like - or even if you actually got one to begin with.
If'n you don't wanna send 'em over the internet, send 'em to me by
mail like that nice Curtsybear done. Use Our Holy Church's prayer
box.
Sorry, you'll have to settle for photos without me in them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's not what the IMDB said.
I posted the link directly. It's my opinion that it's pornography.
What AIN'T pornographical about spooge shots, pee drinking, butt
whupping, cross dressing, group sex, butt sex, butt warts, public
toilet sex and the INEVITABLE VD? At least the movie got that part
right
Maybe it was a documentary then?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I think it depicts the queer lifestyle about as much as hetero porn
depicts the straight lifestyle.
Well - the Village Voice said it was an authentic representation o'
the queer life [=death] style. I can believe that. The Village is a
queer neighbor hood. It was probably that foul mouthed Michael Musto
what said it way back when too.
Post by Bill Baker
No, I have friends who are Southerners.
Real friends or sex partners?
Who says that sex partners can't be real friends?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
OK, I'll send you the pictures to your Wowmail account, unless there's
another e-mail address you'd rather I send them to.
account even works no more. I can't wait. Make sure the pictures are
up close and VIVID.
Actually, I just posted them on the web. I tried your wowmail account and
it just bounced back. Go to http://picasaweb.google.com/euphgeek to see
them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Leaving aside you typing in a Southern dialect, which almost nobody does
Well I do. I guess that just makes me unique, HUH?
A lot of unique people like some pretty strange things sexually.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
even those who have a Southern accent, you're still way over the top.
You mean AT the top a looking down, dont'cha?
Or at least you think you are.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Anyone who tries to say that their way of thinking is the only right way,
especially in a group where it's practically guaranteed that almost
nobody else believes the same way they do, is inviting mockery and/or
abuse.
Even if'n I'm completely right about 'at? Other True Christians agree
with me.
Even if you think you're completely right.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Because that sounds incredibly funny!
If'n you'd been crippled and confined to a wheel chair for years and
then came to a Faith Healing Servive of our'n and got your ability to
walk restored to you miraculously, you wouldn't think that at all.
You'd give us ALLLA your money outa gratitude, I think!
I'd want to get a follow-up exam by a real medical doctor (i.e., not a faith
healer) first.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I could add some sound effect that goes "BOING!" to those.
Why would you wanna do that? Why do you wanna make funna serious
things? Do you laugh when quack doctors charge people $80,000 to give
'em a shot that eases muscle pain for every bit o' five minutes? I
call that robbery!
Which doctors do that?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well I certainly look forward to it.
Would you like to see a live Holy Circumcision documentary? How about
a Holy Clitoridectomy picture? Maybe you'd like to be the star?
Nah, I'd have to see what you do first.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well it's a good thing for my psyche that I only laugh at your preaching,
then!
But it's TOTALLY serious. It saves souls from the Pit o' Hell ever'
day!
If it was serious, why do you make it so funny?
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Post by Bill Baker
Well then you can't blame me for asking either, right?
Let's just say I won't hold it against you! Haw! Haw! Haw! The
problem is that only perverts are turnt on by their own body odors. I
CERTAINLY ain't no kinda pervert - but I ain't so sure about you.
If'n I ever got the chance to inspect your foreskin - and maybe your
arm pits too - I would know right away. You needn't worry that I'd do
you any harm what so ever. I don't even perform no Circumcisions 'til
somebody pays me for the service.
Post by Bill Baker
Wouldn't you like to know!
If'n I didn't wanna know I wouldn'ta asked, now would I? I guess
you're just a gonna tease me more, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
That's what I said, denial.
But that ain't no kinda denial. I am pure of body, heart and soul.
Post by Bill Baker
No, mostly religious women who think that they don't need douche because
good old soap and water does the trick for them.
Douching ever' now and then definitely helps dislodge the deepest
germs. Do you douche out your butt hole, Bill? A lotta your queers
does that. I think you even mentioned it onced upon a time. Was 'at
the voice of experience?
Post by Bill Baker
Only if you call saying that all uncut men stink misandry in action.
But all men don't cling to their foreskins, do they? Maybe what I got
is misacrobystia - or acrobystiphobia. Why didn't your parents have
you properly circumcised as a child any way's? Were they dirt poor -
or foreign?
Post by Bill Baker
If I liked the smell, wouldn't I notice it?
You wouldn't notice it as a bad smell. Ain't you never seen queers
take off their under wear or jock straps and sniff them? They get
totally turnt on by the smells o' raunchy odors - germs and all.
Post by Bill Baker
Wouldn't it be easier and more efficient to just smuggle them in condoms
that you swallow?
That's more dangerous - specially with airline security and constant
flight delays - but I guess if'n somebody wants to smuggle a lotta
dope in here, they'd do it that-a-way. I think people what uses stuff
like the LSD for their own personal dope trips would be more likely to
smuggle it up inside their foreskins. I wonder if'n that would some
how smegmify it though. Have you ever TASTED smegma - your'n or
anybody else's?
Post by Bill Baker
Not in real life.
What's real for one person ain't necessarily real to another one.
What about old Max? Do you know him in real life? Did you all ever
have any kinda sex? He likes foreskinned men, you know. I think if'n
you joint Facebook you could see how diff'rent we really are. He's
over with the queers a supporting the sham marriages and other issue's
ever' day. He's got all kinda queer friends. Summa them's into deep
fetishes. He even joint Team Foreskin to stop Holy Circumcision. I
joint all Christian groups. I denounce the homo sexuality ever' day
myself. True Christians just love me. Unlike you they GIVE me nice
things - books, dishes, towels, soap powders, doily's, bath room
slippers. Don't you feel greedy not never a giving me NOTHING???
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, I tried abuse first. �Some really religious are freaky enough that they
like that sort of thing.
I don't think so. Truly Religious people need compassion, kindness,
honesty
and $upport - not cruel lie's and innuendo's - which are what the
Italians call enema's. Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
Sorry, you'll have to settle for photos without me in them.
For how long? What's wrong with you? Do you weigh 300 pounds or have
a big mole on your nose? Don't worry about such things. I can love
all kinda people - even blasphemers.
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe it was a documentary then?
You could consider it that - except it followed the life of one
particular queer what kinda sorta fell in what he surely mistook for
"love" with wunna them young queer bear types what wanted to move to a
farm. The main queer - Peggy - finally gave in - more or less
agreeing to give up the wild promiscuity for his lover. As per usual
it didn't last. There was the call o' the wild to deal with.
Post by Bill Baker
Who says that sex partners can't be real friends?
Oh - they can be - but friend ship amongst your queers tends to
develop after lotsa nasty sex. Do you have sex with Southern people?
If'n so, you may not a' heard ever'thing thy talked about. Most
queers sex is all about grunts and real dirty talk.
Post by Bill Baker
Actually, I just posted them on the web. �I tried your wowmail account and
it just bounced back. �Go tohttp://picasaweb.google.com/euphgeekto see
them.
They were very nice, Bill. Thank you for a sharing. That little green
bush in wunna the photo's looked just like "The Creature from the
Haunted Sea". Send me more or post the links. And don't be shy. Do
the queer men still tell you you look good when you go a cruising in
the gay bars? Well - maybe I'll think the same thing. Gimme a
chance.
Post by Bill Baker
A lot of unique people like some pretty strange things sexually.
Sexually?!?! We were a talking about my highly skillful Southern
writing.
Post by Bill Baker
Or at least you think you are.
I think therefore I am. Ain't you never heard 'at afore?
Post by Bill Baker
Even if you think you're completely right.
Well about some things I am. I learn new stuff ever' day too. I will
grow in Wisdom for the resta my life - and hopefully even after that
when God gives me the key's to my sprawling Southern mansion in Holy
Heaven. I told the Lord I wanna explore other planets and galaxy's
some day. I just gotta be careful to stay away from the slime planets
in the Spiral Nebula Ganna. That's where the AIDS viruses came from,
you know.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd want to get a follow-up exam by a real medical doctor (i.e., not a faith
healer) first.
And what for? Them pill pushing quack doctors just take alla your
money and do absolutely nothing asida get people hooked on
pharmaceutical poisons.
Post by Bill Baker
Which doctors do that?
A lot of 'em. Then they try to push you into even more surgery you
don't even need. Do you know how many women are pushed into a having
UNNECESSARY Caesarian sections these days when God designed the birth
canal to pop baby's out just fine? It's all about money. That's why
fetus murder was made legal. Tain't about no whore's "right to
choose". She can "choose" to keep her legs closed if'n she doesn't
wanna get knocked up. It's all about quack doctors a taking money so
whores can go on a whoring without no regrets. God will ANNIHILATE
such wicked baby killers.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I'd have to see what you do first.
Just look at a properly circumcised ding-dong and you'll see the
advantages right away. Is your lover boy circumcised? Do you all
ever dock?
Post by Bill Baker
If it was serious, why do you make it so funny?
I don't. You just got a sick, warped sensa humor. I think you need
to find an exorcist right now to help you recover your sanity.


Jesus saves even lechers and porno addicts -


Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Own Holy Woman
Bill Baker
2010-02-15 01:21:38 UTC
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On Sunday February 14 2010 13:30, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well then you can't blame me for asking either, right?
Let's just say I won't hold it against you! Haw! Haw! Haw! The
problem is that only perverts are turnt on by their own body odors. I
CERTAINLY ain't no kinda pervert - but I ain't so sure about you.
Ah, you're just trying to butter me up, aren't you?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
If'n I ever got the chance to inspect your foreskin - and maybe your
arm pits too - I would know right away. You needn't worry that I'd do
you any harm what so ever. I don't even perform no Circumcisions 'til
somebody pays me for the service.
Only two types of people are allowed to be that intimate with me: Those who
have gone to an accredited medical school and those I have sex with.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Wouldn't you like to know!
If'n I didn't wanna know I wouldn'ta asked, now would I? I guess
you're just a gonna tease me more, HUH?
I'm sure that's one of your external stimuli, huh?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's what I said, denial.
But that ain't no kinda denial. I am pure of body, heart and soul.
So you're denying you're in denial? Isn't that being in denial too?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, mostly religious women who think that they don't need douche because
good old soap and water does the trick for them.
Douching ever' now and then definitely helps dislodge the deepest
germs. Do you douche out your butt hole, Bill? A lotta your queers
does that. I think you even mentioned it onced upon a time. Was 'at
the voice of experience?
Since douche comes from the French word meaning "shower," I guess you could
say that I douche regularly.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Only if you call saying that all uncut men stink misandry in action.
But all men don't cling to their foreskins, do they? Maybe what I got
is misacrobystia - or acrobystiphobia. Why didn't your parents have
you properly circumcised as a child any way's? Were they dirt poor -
or foreign?
Neither one. They just didn't think it was necessary.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If I liked the smell, wouldn't I notice it?
You wouldn't notice it as a bad smell.
But I would notice it just the same, wouldn't I?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Ain't you never seen queers take off their under wear or jock straps and
sniff them? They get totally turnt on by the smells o' raunchy odors -
germs and all.
I can't say that I've ever seen anything like that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Wouldn't it be easier and more efficient to just smuggle them in condoms
that you swallow?
That's more dangerous - specially with airline security and constant
flight delays - but I guess if'n somebody wants to smuggle a lotta
dope in here, they'd do it that-a-way. I think people what uses stuff
like the LSD for their own personal dope trips would be more likely to
smuggle it up inside their foreskins. I wonder if'n that would some
how smegmify it though. Have you ever TASTED smegma - your'n or
anybody else's?
I'm not sure. What does it taste like?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not in real life.
What's real for one person ain't necessarily real to another one.
What about old Max? Do you know him in real life? Did you all ever
have any kinda sex? He likes foreskinned men, you know. I think if'n
you joint Facebook you could see how diff'rent we really are. He's
over with the queers a supporting the sham marriages and other issue's
ever' day. He's got all kinda queer friends. Summa them's into deep
fetishes. He even joint Team Foreskin to stop Holy Circumcision. I
joint all Christian groups. I denounce the homo sexuality ever' day
myself. True Christians just love me. Unlike you they GIVE me nice
things - books, dishes, towels, soap powders, doily's, bath room
slippers. Don't you feel greedy not never a giving me NOTHING???
Not really. Besides, some people set up separate accounts and act
differently as a sort of fantasy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, I tried abuse first. Some really religious are freaky enough that
they like that sort of thing.
I don't think so. Truly Religious people need compassion, kindness,
honesty
and $upport - not cruel lie's and innuendo's - which are what the
Italians call enema's. Haw! Haw! Haw!
I thought you liked the abuse since you came back for more and kept replying
to me. I figured that if you didn't like it you would stop responding.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sorry, you'll have to settle for photos without me in them.
For how long? What's wrong with you? Do you weigh 300 pounds or have
a big mole on your nose? Don't worry about such things. I can love
all kinda people - even blasphemers.
It has nothing to do with my looks.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe it was a documentary then?
You could consider it that - except it followed the life of one
particular queer what kinda sorta fell in what he surely mistook for
"love" with wunna them young queer bear types what wanted to move to a
farm. The main queer - Peggy - finally gave in - more or less
agreeing to give up the wild promiscuity for his lover. As per usual
it didn't last. There was the call o' the wild to deal with.
So do you ever deal with the call of the wild then?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Who says that sex partners can't be real friends?
Oh - they can be - but friend ship amongst your queers tends to
develop after lotsa nasty sex.
Sometimes that's the best way!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you have sex with Southern people? If'n so, you may not a' heard
ever'thing thy talked about. Most queers sex is all about grunts and real
dirty talk.
Only if you're doing it right!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Actually, I just posted them on the web. I tried your wowmail account
and it just bounced back. Go to http://picasaweb.google.com/euphgeek to
see them.
They were very nice, Bill. Thank you for a sharing. That little green
bush in wunna the photo's looked just like "The Creature from the
Haunted Sea". Send me more or post the links. And don't be shy. Do
the queer men still tell you you look good when you go a cruising in
the gay bars? Well - maybe I'll think the same thing. Gimme a
chance.
I'm more interested in taking pictures of other things than I am of myself.
Besides, I don't post pictures of myself online or send them to anyone
unless I know them in real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
A lot of unique people like some pretty strange things sexually.
Sexually?!?! We were a talking about my highly skillful Southern
writing.
Yeah, but southern religious types tend to be repressed and then go wild
when they think nobody they know is looking, or at least they fantasize
about it. Kind of like Catholic school girls.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Or at least you think you are.
I think therefore I am. Ain't you never heard 'at afore?
So if I think you pray to Satan then that must mean you do?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Even if you think you're completely right.
Well about some things I am. I learn new stuff ever' day too. I will
grow in Wisdom for the resta my life - and hopefully even after that
when God gives me the key's to my sprawling Southern mansion in Holy
Heaven. I told the Lord I wanna explore other planets and galaxy's
some day. I just gotta be careful to stay away from the slime planets
in the Spiral Nebula Ganna. That's where the AIDS viruses came from,
you know.
How can they harm you after you die?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'd want to get a follow-up exam by a real medical doctor (i.e., not a
faith healer) first.
And what for? Them pill pushing quack doctors just take alla your
money and do absolutely nothing asida get people hooked on
pharmaceutical poisons.
And how is that different from faith healers taking all of your money and
doing absolutely nothing except for getting people hooked on useless
religion?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Which doctors do that?
A lot of 'em.
Which ones? You got a reference that says a doctor charged $30K for a shot
that eased pain for 5 minutes?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Then they try to push you into even more surgery you don't even need. Do
you know how many women are pushed into a having UNNECESSARY Caesarian
sections these days when God designed the birth canal to pop baby's out
just fine? It's all about money. That's why fetus murder was made legal.
Tain't about no whore's "right to choose". She can "choose" to keep her
legs closed if'n she doesn't wanna get knocked up. It's all about quack
doctors a taking money so whores can go on a whoring without no regrets.
God will ANNIHILATE such wicked baby killers.
Do rape and incest victims choose to get knocked up?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I'd have to see what you do first.
Just look at a properly circumcised ding-dong and you'll see the
advantages right away. Is your lover boy circumcised? Do you all
ever dock?
I've seen plenty of circumcised men and I never saw any advantage to it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If it was serious, why do you make it so funny?
I don't. You just got a sick, warped sensa humor. I think you need
to find an exorcist right now to help you recover your sanity.
I think my sense of humor is just fine. Maybe it's you who can't see the
humor in your over the top, confrontational posts.
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-15 05:58:07 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
Ah, you're just trying to butter me up, aren't you?
That wasn't my exact intention. Is that what queers do to get ready
for butt sex? Are you on the top or on the bottom?
Post by Bill Baker
Only two types of people are allowed to be that intimate with me: �Those who
have gone to an accredited medical school and those I have sex with.
Thurgood went to an accredited medical school. You probably want him
to inspect your foreskin on accounta you're all gay and hate women.
Would you let a woman give you a massage or a hair cut or a manicure?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm sure that's one of your external stimuli, huh?
You can call it 'at if'n you wanna. Why are you so distant from
people? What harm could I possibly do to you if'n you sent me a nice
picture? Are you a sex criminal?
Post by Bill Baker
So you're denying you're in denial? �Isn't that being in denial too?
No it ain't. I'm just a refuting your suggestion that I am anything
less than pure.
Post by Bill Baker
Since douche comes from the French word meaning "shower," I guess you could
say that I douche regularly.
But do you use enema's to cleanse your filthy old colon?
Post by Bill Baker
Neither one. �They just didn't think it was necessary.
And they didn't change their minds after the smegma started a piling
up?
Post by Bill Baker
But I would notice it just the same, wouldn't I?
Maybe - but you wouldn't notice it as a foul odor. Do you ever lick
your own sweat?
Post by Bill Baker
I can't say that I've ever seen anything like that.
Don't you watch queer porn?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not sure. �What does it taste like?
I'm sure I got absolutely no idea. I HEARD it tastes like rotten
cheese. Don't you know?
Post by Bill Baker
Not really. �Besides, some people set up separate accounts and act
differently as a sort of fantasy.
What do they get outa that?
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you liked the abuse since you came back for more and kept replying
to me. �
At first I was a trying to save your soul. Then I was a trying to
save others from a being corrupted by you.
Post by Bill Baker
I figured that if you didn't like it you would stop responding.
God told me to go right on a preaching. Occasionally Cousin Purlean
or Thurgood takes over for me. Dumb Dora seemed to like Brother Buck
and Purlean a little. Do you have a favorite member of Our Holy
Church?
Post by Bill Baker
It has nothing to do with my looks.
What does it have to do with then?
Post by Bill Baker
So do you ever deal with the call of the wild then?
Not in that way. The homo sexuals hear the call of wild demons to the
trough o' perversions!
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes that's the best way!
Ugh! Weird sex can't be the basis of any serious relationship.
Post by Bill Baker
Only if you're doing it right!
Is 'at the way you do it?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm more interested in taking pictures of other things than I am of myself. �
Besides, I don't post pictures of myself online or send them to anyone
unless I know them in real life.
I think you know me well enough.
Post by Bill Baker
Yeah, but southern
Southern
Post by Bill Baker
religious types tend to be repressed
True Christians like me ain't repressed at all. We're liberated from
sin.
Post by Bill Baker
and then go wild when they think nobody they know is looking,
Do you think I act like 'at? I think you know better'n 'at.
Post by Bill Baker
or at least they fantasize about it. �
The diff'rence is 'at heathens act on their nastiest sex fantasy's.
'At's why there's so much sex down at the gay bars with the cruisy
dark rooms.
Post by Bill Baker
Kind of like Catholic school girls.
Some Catholic school girls have perfectly innocent childhoods. Do you
want ever'body to be all perverted? Did you did or did you didn't
sign the Queer Agenda?
Post by Bill Baker
So if I think you pray to Satan then that must mean you do?
No way! You're a blasphemer with wicked thoughts. I am a True
Christian whose every thought is as pure as the driven snow.
Post by Bill Baker
How can they harm you after you die?
I could inadvertently carry them from one planet to t'other.
Post by Bill Baker
And how is that different from faith healers taking all of your money and
doing absolutely nothing except for getting people hooked on useless
religion?
True Religion ain't never useless. If'n a Faith Healer really takes
money and then doesn't do nothing, well then that's criminal. In Our
Holy Church the Faith Healers really heal the sick. People doesn't
pack the pews down at the First Universal Christian Kingdom jus to
hear me sing - altho' I personally think 'at oughta be reason enough.
They come on accounta we really do heal people's flesh.
Post by Bill Baker
Which ones? �You got a reference that says a doctor charged $30K for a shot
that eased pain for 5 minutes?
Severla people in Our Holy Church has reported story's like 'at. I
will ask for permission to quote them to you. They were A'WAY'S
satisfied by the special and True Healing they got from Thurgood and
me.
Post by Bill Baker
Do rape and incest victims choose to get knocked up?
That's two totally diff'rent category's. If'n a woman gets raped and
she was 1) dressed properly and 2) not a teasing the man what violated
her, she can use the morning after pill. If'n it was really rape, she
needs to act fast - not wait around and think it over. If'n the rape
involves an assault and the victim can't get down to the clinic, we
make allowances. They can have the baby's and the Holy Church will
put 'em up for adoption - or find a decent Christian home for them.
If'n a woman dresses like a whore or eggs a man on and then gets
herself raped - she needs to be shunned. Usually wefind some way to
get her unwanted baby away from her and pit ot in a good home - but we
don't kill it.

Incest is a totally diff'rent story. If'n the woman consented to the
act, why should she be allowed to kill her baby? She needs to deal
with it - even if'n it's born all deformed or crazy. Maybe next time
she'll keep her legs shut when Wild Uncle Willie comes over and gives
her nasty looks.
Post by Bill Baker
I've seen plenty of circumcised men
That totally PROVES you're as queer as a three dollar Bill! Haw!
Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
and I never saw any advantage to it.
Did you ever put one in your mouth? Don't the uncircumcised one's
taste nasty?
Post by Bill Baker
I think my sense of humor is just fine. �
I don't. Case closed.
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe it's you who can't see the humor in your over the top, confrontational
posts.
I can't see none on accounta there ain't none to see.


I still wanna be your friend -
I got me lotsa queer friends -

Love,

Lurlean
juanjo
2010-02-15 22:28:07 UTC
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On Feb 14, 9:58 pm, Mostly Holey Mother Fucker <mother-
God told me to go right on a preaching.  
Must have been a false god who told you that. It must have been
Satan. The Bible specifically forbids women from preaching.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-16 04:16:37 UTC
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Post by juanjo
Mostly Holey
I am HOLY - not holey.
Post by juanjo
Mother F***** <mother-
Your personal geyser in hell just got 20 degree's hotter.
Make that 40 degree's. How can you say such hateful stuff to me when
I'm so good to you.
Post by juanjo
Must have been a false god who told you that. �
It wasn't.
Post by juanjo
It must have been Satan. �
No way. Satan is afearda me.
Post by juanjo
The Bible specifically forbids women from preaching.
Not all women - no. The Apostle Paul told the Corinthian women to
keep their big mouths shut in Church. I'm from Mississippi, not
Corinth - so I am allowed to preach. Paul later wrote to Timothy that
he personally (not God) wouldn't suffer "a woman" to preach or teach -
but that was just his personal view point about Eunice, Timothy's
mother, who obviously wanted more influence in the Holy Church than
what she deserved.

Tell me, Juanjo - is Marco the Sicilian you told us all about here
some time ago? Does he drink a lot? D you happen to wear a bear
medallion arouund your extra thick neck? Do you go to dirty movie
theaters up town? I was just a wondering.


I'll pray for you and your unnatural lust for pork -

Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Holy Hand Maiden
juanjo
2010-02-16 22:51:37 UTC
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On Feb 15, 8:16 pm, Mostly Wholey Mother Fucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
Mostly Holey
I am HOLY - not holey.
Nope, you are an arrogant woman [supposedly] who defies the Holy Writ.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
Mother F***** <mother-
Your personal geyser in hell just got 20 degree's hotter.
delusional again aren't you.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Make that 40 degree's.  How can you say such hateful stuff to me when
I'm so good to you.
I just tell it how I see it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
Must have been a false god who told you that.
It wasn't.
How would you know. Satan is the Great Trickster. Jesus told me you
were deluded. Who am I going to believe, Jesus or you, Max?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
It must have been Satan.
No way.  Satan is afearda me.
Afraid you are going to take over.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
The Bible specifically forbids women from preaching.
Not all women - no.  The Apostle Paul told the Corinthian women to
keep their big mouths shut in Church.  I'm from Mississippi, not
Corinth - so I am allowed to preach.  Paul later wrote to Timothy that
he personally (not God) wouldn't suffer "a woman" to preach or teach -
but that was just his personal view point about Eunice, Timothy's
mother, who obviously wanted more influence in the Holy Church than
what she deserved.
That is a very twisted interpretation of scripture. This proves you
are deluded.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Tell me, Juanjo - is Marco the Sicilian you told us all about here
some time ago?  
He is Sicilian.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Does he drink a lot?  
No
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
D you happen to wear a bear
medallion arouund your extra thick neck?
No
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
 Do you go to dirty movie
theaters up town?  I was just a wondering.
Nope
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I'll pray for you and your unnatural lust for pork -
huh?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Reverend Mother Fucker
Satan's Wholey Hand Job Maiden
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-17 03:18:20 UTC
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On Feb 16, 2:51�pm, juanjo <***@mindspring.com> wrote:

Mind spring? Your miond went PLOP against the wall a long time ago,
old man.
Post by juanjo
Wholey
HOLY! HOLY! HOLY!!!
Post by juanjo
Mother F***** <mother-
20 MORE degree's o' torment and a counting!
Add 20 MORE flaming degree's of AGGGGONY!
Post by juanjo
Nope, you are an arrogant
No I ain't. What makes you think I'm arrogant? I'm actually totally
humble.
Post by juanjo
woman [supposedly]
Definitely. I'm the mother o' seven children and a counting.
Post by juanjo
who defies the Holy Writ.
I NEVER! I ain't no Corinthian woman. I ain't even no Greek. Paul
didn't preach such restrictions to no Ephesians nor no Colossians nor
no Philippians. He didn't even know about Mississippi - on accounta
if he hadda he'd a' invited women like me to preach in the Holy
Church.
Post by juanjo
delusional again aren't you.
Never. If'n you don't repent and be nice to me you will surely burn
in endless agony's. God protects His Most Faithful Servants.
Post by juanjo
I just tell it how I see it.
Well, I don't never do what 'at ugly word describes. I make love with
my husband - but it ain't what you call it. It's a'most a sacrament.
Call it a mitzvah in the Holy Hebrew Tongue.
Post by juanjo
How would you know. �Satan is the Great Trickster. �
Satan FLEES from my on accounta I'm so holy and pure!
Post by juanjo
Jesus told me you were deluded. �
And you believe illegal immigrants? Tell me - does this "Jesus"
expect you to accept him as your Moshiach?
Post by juanjo
Who am I going to believe, Jesus or you, Max?
I'm Lurlean. If'n you wanna believe the Truth, believe me. I A'WAY'S
tell it exactly like it is.
Post by juanjo
Afraid you are going to take over.
I am a Luminary in the Holy Church - and I squash demons under my
heels. I hope to reclaim the whole world for Christ!
Post by juanjo
That is a very twisted interpretation of scripture. �
No it ain't. That's the CORRECT interpretation. I Corinthians says
"your women" not "all women." II Timothy says "a woman". Who ever
'at woman was, she's long gone now. Besides, the Lord Hisself callt
me to preach directly
Post by juanjo
This proves you are deluded.
It doesn't do no such thing. I am a good woman.
Post by juanjo
He is Sicilian.
Is he your lover boy?
Post by juanjo
No
How much older than him are you? I know how old you are.
Post by juanjo
No
There's somebody in New Sodom what looks something like you who does.
The big, burly and fuzzy had some kinda orgy in town over the long wek
end. Did you join in the revelry? Do you support Marco?
Post by juanjo
Nope
If'n you say so, I'll take your word for same. It WAS you what knew
about the super nasty places down on Sixth Street, though. What kinda
stuff goes on down there?
Post by juanjo
huh?
Lechon and other unclean meats. Do you cook for Marco or vice
versa?
Post by juanjo
Reverend Mother F*****
Add twenty MORE red hot degree's o' PAIN and SHAME.
Post by juanjo
Satan's Wholey Hand Job Maiden
That's disgusting. You're a gonna die of artery goop and go straight
to hell very soon if'n you don't clean up your act.


I'll pray for you -
Please be nice to me!


Reverend Lurlean Tucker
God's TRUE Gospel Witness
Bill Baker
2010-02-16 07:55:42 UTC
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On Monday February 15 2010 00:58, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, you're just trying to butter me up, aren't you?
That wasn't my exact intention. Is that what queers do to get ready
for butt sex? Are you on the top or on the bottom?
I think different people do it different ways, the same as heterosexuals do.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Only two types of people are allowed to be that intimate with me: Those
who have gone to an accredited medical school and those I have sex with.
Thurgood went to an accredited medical school.
Well then I'd have to see his MD certificate. I'd also want to know which
hospitals and/or clinics he has practiced medicine in.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You probably want him to inspect your foreskin on accounta you're all gay
and hate women.
Who said that I was gay? Who said I hate women?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Would you let a woman give you a massage or a hair cut or a manicure?
I've let women do at least two of those things.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm sure that's one of your external stimuli, huh?
You can call it 'at if'n you wanna. Why are you so distant from
people? What harm could I possibly do to you if'n you sent me a nice
picture? Are you a sex criminal?
It's my policy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you're denying you're in denial? Isn't that being in denial too?
No it ain't. I'm just a refuting your suggestion that I am anything
less than pure.
Well your posts refute your pronouncement of purity.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Since douche comes from the French word meaning "shower," I guess you
could say that I douche regularly.
But do you use enema's to cleanse your filthy old colon?
I'd rather use friends than enemas!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Neither one. They just didn't think it was necessary.
And they didn't change their minds after the smegma started a piling
up?
No, because it never started piling up. My brother who is six years younger
than I am wasn't circumcised, either.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But I would notice it just the same, wouldn't I?
Maybe - but you wouldn't notice it as a foul odor. Do you ever lick
your own sweat?
Sometimes when it's on my upper lip.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I can't say that I've ever seen anything like that.
Don't you watch queer porn?
When would I have time for that?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not sure. What does it taste like?
I'm sure I got absolutely no idea. I HEARD it tastes like rotten
cheese. Don't you know?
I thought you knew since you talk about it all the time.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not really. Besides, some people set up separate accounts and act
differently as a sort of fantasy.
What do they get outa that?
I wouldn't know. Maybe you can answer that question?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you liked the abuse since you came back for more and kept
replying to me.
At first I was a trying to save your soul. Then I was a trying to
save others from a being corrupted by you.
That's OK, I prefer corrupting people in person anyway.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I figured that if you didn't like it you would stop responding.
God told me to go right on a preaching. Occasionally Cousin Purlean
or Thurgood takes over for me. Dumb Dora seemed to like Brother Buck
and Purlean a little. Do you have a favorite member of Our Holy
Church?
Oh, you're all funny in your own ways. I could never pick a favorite.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It has nothing to do with my looks.
What does it have to do with then?
The fact that I don't send my picture to anyone online unless I know them in
real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So do you ever deal with the call of the wild then?
Not in that way. The homo sexuals hear the call of wild demons to the
trough o' perversions!
Sounds yummy!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes that's the best way!
Ugh! Weird sex can't be the basis of any serious relationship.
Weird sex is sometimes the best basis of a friendship!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Only if you're doing it right!
Is 'at the way you do it?
Why, are you looking for pointers?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm more interested in taking pictures of other things than I am of
myself. Besides, I don't post pictures of myself online or send them to
anyone unless I know them in real life.
I think you know me well enough.
But not in real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yeah, but southern
Southern
Yes, southern.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
religious types tend to be repressed
True Christians like me ain't repressed at all. We're liberated from
sin.
People who make statements like that are especially repressed.
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Post by Bill Baker
and then go wild when they think nobody they know is looking,
Do you think I act like 'at? I think you know better'n 'at.
No, not really. I have no idea what you do in private. But I can certainly
guess by the way you act here!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
or at least they fantasize about it.
The diff'rence is 'at heathens act on their nastiest sex fantasy's.
'At's why there's so much sex down at the gay bars with the cruisy
dark rooms.
That's why they're not repressed. I'm sure that if they didn't, they'd
probably be bothering people online just like you.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Kind of like Catholic school girls.
Some Catholic school girls have perfectly innocent childhoods.
Yes, and then they become teenagers.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you want ever'body to be all perverted?
It might make it a much nicer world to live in, that's for sure!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Did you did or did you didn't sign the Queer Agenda?
How do you think I got my iPod? And I recently got a brand new 22" HD
monitor for my computer! How else could I have gotten those things?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So if I think you pray to Satan then that must mean you do?
No way! You're a blasphemer with wicked thoughts. I am a True
Christian whose every thought is as pure as the driven snow.
We could use a lot less of the driven snow here in the Midwest!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How can they harm you after you die?
I could inadvertently carry them from one planet to t'other.
But if you do, wouldn't that be God's will anyway?
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Post by Bill Baker
And how is that different from faith healers taking all of your money and
doing absolutely nothing except for getting people hooked on useless
religion?
True Religion ain't never useless. If'n a Faith Healer really takes
money and then doesn't do nothing, well then that's criminal.
So all faith healers are criminals. Gotcha.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
In Our Holy Church the Faith Healers really heal the sick. People doesn't
pack the pews down at the First Universal Christian Kingdom jus to
hear me sing - altho' I personally think 'at oughta be reason enough.
They come on accounta we really do heal people's flesh.
So let me or a proxy video tape your services so that I can see that this is
true for myself.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Which ones? You got a reference that says a doctor charged $30K for a
shot that eased pain for 5 minutes?
Severla people in Our Holy Church has reported story's like 'at. I
will ask for permission to quote them to you. They were A'WAY'S
satisfied by the special and True Healing they got from Thurgood and
me.
No, I want a real newspaper story that can be verified, not just hearsay.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Do rape and incest victims choose to get knocked up?
That's two totally diff'rent category's. If'n a woman gets raped and
she was 1) dressed properly and 2) not a teasing the man what violated
her, she can use the morning after pill.
So you don't mind the abortion pill?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
If'n it was really rape, she needs to act fast - not wait around and think
it over. If'n the rape involves an assault and the victim can't get down
to the clinic, we make allowances. They can have the baby's and the Holy
Church will put 'em up for adoption - or find a decent Christian home for
them.
But what if she's too far away from your church? Or the church that she's
near has too many babies already and can't take any more? Even your church
might get overwhelmed if too many women used you for adoption services
rather than getting an abortion.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
If'n a woman dresses like a whore or eggs a man on and then gets
herself raped - she needs to be shunned. Usually wefind some way to
get her unwanted baby away from her and pit ot in a good home - but we
don't kill it.
Incest is a totally diff'rent story. If'n the woman consented to the
act, why should she be allowed to kill her baby?
What if it's a young girl who has been raped by her father most of her life?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
She needs to deal with it - even if'n it's born all deformed or crazy.
Maybe next time she'll keep her legs shut when Wild Uncle Willie comes
over and gives her nasty looks.
And what if she gets beaten when she refuses?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I've seen plenty of circumcised men
That totally PROVES you're as queer as a three dollar Bill! Haw!
Haw! Haw!
Does it? You've never heard of high school gym class?
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Post by Bill Baker
and I never saw any advantage to it.
Did you ever put one in your mouth? Don't the uncircumcised one's
taste nasty?
I suppose it would depend on if they keep it clean or not.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I think my sense of humor is just fine.
I don't. Case closed.
But I do. Case closed.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe it's you who can't see the humor in your over the top,
confrontational posts.
I can't see none on accounta there ain't none to see.
Or you just don't want to see it.
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-18 04:45:31 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
I think different people do it different ways, the same as heterosexuals do.
Most sexually normal people - which you call hetero sexuals - don't do
it in the butt like the queers. I'm well aware that since the Queer
Sex Revolution, many of 'em does - but they're all wicked and lustful
people what's been influenced by the Satanical queer agenda. How come
you don't wanna tell me what position you play in bed, Bill? In alla
the queer "personal" ads, they a'ways' tell whether they're a top or a
bottom. Do you do both?!?!
Post by Bill Baker
Well then I'd have to see his MD certificate. I'd also want to know which
hospitals and/or clinics he has practiced medicine in.
I think he did his residency on a psycho ward somewheres in
Tennessee. I'llhave to ask. he problem is, he'll wanna circumcise
you. i only wanna look. I'll even settle for a nice detailed
picture.
Post by Bill Baker
Who said that I was gay?
You ain't said it to me - but you sure do imply it a lot. Why is your
sexual (dis)orientation such a secret? I thought your kind was all
"out and proud." Old Max belongs to a "gay friendly" group at his
job. I would be totally ashamed in his place.
Post by Bill Baker
Who said I hate women?
You may or may not. Queers usually either hate women or wanna be
women.
Post by Bill Baker
I've let women do at least two of those things.
Did you ever have a girl friend? Did you ever go alla the way with
her?
Post by Bill Baker
It's my policy.
Why don't you change it just for me? I'm a nice girl. You know you
can trust me.
Post by Bill Baker
Well your posts refute your pronouncement of purity.
How so? I think every single word of 'em SHOUTS OUT purity, goodness
and kindness. Why don't you? The queers I'm friends with over on
Facebook a'way's tell me I'm more compassionate than all the other
True Christians.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd rather use friends than enemas!
Do they use their TONGUES?!?!
Post by Bill Baker
No, because it never started piling up.
I'll have to see that to believe it.
Post by Bill Baker
My brother who is six years younger than I am wasn't circumcised, either.
I feel sorry for him. Did he get circumcised when he grew up? Have
you seen his foreskin before? Did you ever touch it?
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes when it's on my upper lip.
Do you ever lick your own arm pits?
Post by Bill Baker
When would I have time for that?
Before you go to bed - or maybe AFTER you're in your bed. Haw! Haw!
Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you knew since you talk about it all the time.
I only what the queers tell me.
Post by Bill Baker
I wouldn't know. Maybe you can answer that question?
Well, I certainly can't speak from experience on acoounta I personally
wouldn't never do nothing like a't myself - but I do got a coupla
idea's. Imagine if'n you had relatives or a boss or a good friend
what was REAL religious - kinda like me. Then imagine 'at you wasn't
so religious yourself - which you ain't since you blasphemed the Holy
Ghost AND Saint Mary many a time. A having two (or more) online
personality's can let you be yourself AND keep your job, your
inheritance and your church going friends who may just happen to hate
the queers. Does 'at make sense to you now? If'n so, how about you
send me a hundred dollars so's I can buy myself a new purse?
Post by Bill Baker
That's OK, I prefer corrupting people in person anyway.
Do you corrupt their souls, their minds or their body's? Do you use
your mouth or your fingers?
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, you're all funny in your own ways. I could never pick a favorite.
Then why not send us all a hundred dollars. Each.
Post by Bill Baker
The fact that I don't send my picture to anyone online unless I know them in
real life.
Do you mean "know" in the Biblical sense.
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds yummy!
Are you into pee fantasy's?
Post by Bill Baker
Weird sex is sometimes the best basis of a friendship!
For queers and other sex deviants maybe.
Post by Bill Baker
Why, are you looking for pointers?
No. I got alla the pointers I need from Thurgood.
Post by Bill Baker
But not in real life.
Who's to say what's real and what ain't? Don't you think I'm real?
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, southern.
No. Southern.
Post by Bill Baker
People who make statements like that are especially repressed.
I definitely ain't repressed about nothing.
Post by Bill Baker
No, not really. I have no idea what you do in private. But I can certainly
guess by the way you act here!
What do you "guess" then? I take care o' my husband and my baby's and
I preach on line. What else do you think I do? Order dirty movie's
in plain brown wrappers and then ask the Fed Ex man to help me play
'em in my BluRay player?
Post by Bill Baker
That's why they're not repressed. I'm sure that if they didn't, they'd
probably be bothering people online just like you.
And exactly who do I bother? Anybody what wants to ignore me can. I
preach in a public space and actually help people find Jesus. I can't
tell you how many queers have broke down and repented in response to
my True Gospel preaching here.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, and then they become teenagers.
Do you have the lowest possible opinion of ALL religious people?
Post by Bill Baker
It might make it a much nicer world to live in, that's for sure!
Do you have sex with someone or other ever' day?
Post by Bill Baker
How do you think I got my iPod? And I recently got a brand new 22" HD
monitor for my computer! How else could I have gotten those things?
You could be a hustler?
Post by Bill Baker
We could use a lot less of the driven snow here in the Midwest!
Where exactly do you live, friend? You know you can trust me with the
Truth.
Post by Bill Baker
But if you do, wouldn't that be God's will anyway?
Probably - but I don't want people to die or horrible viral infections
- not even queers what goes to bare backing orgy's every nighta the
week.
Post by Bill Baker
So all faith healers are criminals. Gotcha.
Oh no! Thurgood and me's the real thing! I can heal third degree
burns with my bare hands. Thurgood helps the blind see and the deaf
hear ever' week.
Post by Bill Baker
So let me or a proxy video tape your services so that I can see that this is
true for myself.
Get circumcised and join the Holy Church. Then we'll at least let you
in the door - but a being a blasphemer you can't sit down with the
rest of us True Christians - and you can't video tape nothing. You
will be strip searched at the door.
Post by Bill Baker
No, I want a real newspaper story that can be verified, not just hearsay.
Subscribe to the "Kingdom Come!" then and you'll see plenty.
Post by Bill Baker
So you don't mind the abortion pill?
Not the RU486 pill - but the hormone cocktail they give rape victims
as soon as possible after they're violated.
Post by Bill Baker
But what if she's too far away from your church?
There's doctors what can prescribe morning after pills else wheres.
Post by Bill Baker
Or the church that she's near has too many babies already and can't take any
more?
That ain't happened yet. We'll cross 'at bridge when we get to it.
Post by Bill Baker
Even your church might get overwhelmed if too many women used you for
adoption services rather than getting an abortion.
Then we'll just open more Churches, won't we? You can help by a
making a nice big generous conribution in Jesus' name.

That counts as rape - not incest. She can have a morning after pill.
Did I did or did I didn't write "If'n the woman CONSENTED to the act,
why should she be allowed to kill her baby?"
Post by Bill Baker
And what if she gets beaten when she refuses?
She can defend herself. We recommend that women about to get raped
kick their attackers real hard in the nuts. Most incest is consentual
bother/sister or kissin' cousin LUST. If'n sex from them kinda
pairings leads to pregnancy, so be it. No morning after pill for no
whores nor no cheap sluts.
Post by Bill Baker
Does it? You've never heard of high school gym class?
Yes - but most men your age are properly circumcised - at least in the
United States.
Post by Bill Baker
I suppose it would depend on if they keep it clean or not.
Most of 'em doesn't, HUH? Do you play with the ding-dongs before you
put 'em in your mouth or just dive?
Post by Bill Baker
But I do. Case closed.
The case was a'ready closed by me when you tried to re-open it. Your
sensa humor is WARPED!
Post by Bill Baker
Or you just don't want to see it.
I know it ain't there to see!


Jesus saves perverts and weirdo's ever' day!


Reverend Mother Tucker
Spokes Woman for Christ
Bill Baker
2010-02-18 07:58:16 UTC
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Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I think different people do it different ways, the same as heterosexuals do.
Most sexually normal people - which you call hetero sexuals - don't do
it in the butt like the queers. I'm well aware that since the Queer
Sex Revolution, many of 'em does - but they're all wicked and lustful
people what's been influenced by the Satanical queer agenda. How come
you don't wanna tell me what position you play in bed, Bill? In alla
the queer "personal" ads, they a'ways' tell whether they're a top or a
bottom. Do you do both?!?!
Top, bottom, sideways, inside out and upside down. Why limit it to just two
positions?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well then I'd have to see his MD certificate. I'd also want to know
which hospitals and/or clinics he has practiced medicine in.
I think he did his residency on a psycho ward somewheres in
Tennessee. I'llhave to ask. he problem is, he'll wanna circumcise
you. i only wanna look. I'll even settle for a nice detailed
picture.
He may want to, but he won't get to.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Who said that I was gay?
You ain't said it to me - but you sure do imply it a lot. Why is your
sexual (dis)orientation such a secret? I thought your kind was all
"out and proud." Old Max belongs to a "gay friendly" group at his
job. I would be totally ashamed in his place.
What exactly is "my kind?" How would you know what my kind is if you don't
know for sure what my sexual orientation is?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Who said I hate women?
You may or may not. Queers usually either hate women or wanna be
women.
Nope. I know several gay men with female friends. Some even count women as
their best friends.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I've let women do at least two of those things.
Did you ever have a girl friend? Did you ever go alla the way with
her?
Alla? Is that an alternate spelling for Allah? Since when did you convert
to Islam?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It's my policy.
Why don't you change it just for me? I'm a nice girl. You know you
can trust me.
No I don't, because I've never met you in real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well your posts refute your pronouncement of purity.
How so? I think every single word of 'em SHOUTS OUT purity, goodness
and kindness. Why don't you? The queers I'm friends with over on
Facebook a'way's tell me I'm more compassionate than all the other
True Christians.
Are you sure they're not just saying it sarcastically?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'd rather use friends than enemas!
Do they use their TONGUES?!?!
They use whatever they want to use.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, because it never started piling up.
I'll have to see that to believe it.
Well, let me know when you invent time travel and you can.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
My brother who is six years younger than I am wasn't circumcised, either.
I feel sorry for him. Did he get circumcised when he grew up? Have
you seen his foreskin before? Did you ever touch it?
In order, no, yes and no.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes when it's on my upper lip.
Do you ever lick your own arm pits?
Now that would be kind of difficult, don't you think? Kind of like putting
your elbows in your ears?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
When would I have time for that?
Before you go to bed - or maybe AFTER you're in your bed. Haw! Haw!
Haw!
What point would there be after I'm in bed? I would just be able to watch
my own live porno then.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you knew since you talk about it all the time.
I only what the queers tell me.
So then you have your answer.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I wouldn't know. Maybe you can answer that question?
Well, I certainly can't speak from experience on acoounta I personally
wouldn't never do nothing like a't myself
<Chortle> Sure you wouldn't.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
- but I do got a coupla idea's. Imagine if'n you had relatives or a boss
or a good friend what was REAL religious - kinda like me. Then imagine
'at you wasn't so religious yourself - which you ain't since you
blasphemed the Holy Ghost AND Saint Mary many a time. A having two (or
more) online personality's can let you be yourself AND keep your job, your
inheritance and your church going friends who may just happen to hate
the queers. Does 'at make sense to you now? If'n so, how about you
send me a hundred dollars so's I can buy myself a new purse?
Oh, have you changed your mind about allowing my video camera into your
church?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's OK, I prefer corrupting people in person anyway.
Do you corrupt their souls, their minds or their body's?
What do you mean, "or?" I find it the most fun to do all three at once!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you use your mouth or your fingers?
Any bodily appendage that's available and the most convenient.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, you're all funny in your own ways. I could never pick a favorite.
Then why not send us all a hundred dollars. Each.
Well, I can't afford that, but as soon as my video from your church comes
in, I'll try to send as much as I can.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
The fact that I don't send my picture to anyone online unless I know them
in real life.
Do you mean "know" in the Biblical sense.
Given that I send my pictures to members of my family, that would be a bit
disgusting, given that I don't live in the Deep South.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds yummy!
Are you into pee fantasy's?
Yes, and Q, R, S and T fantasies as well!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Weird sex is sometimes the best basis of a friendship!
For queers and other sex deviants maybe.
See how much fun it can be to be a queer or a sex deviant?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why, are you looking for pointers?
No. I got alla the pointers I need from Thurgood.
Is it really a "pointer" or is it more of a "pinky?"
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But not in real life.
Who's to say what's real and what ain't? Don't you think I'm real?
Maybe. I still haven't seen any proof that you're not a character made up
by Max Varazslo.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, southern.
No. Southern.
That's what I said, southern.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
People who make statements like that are especially repressed.
I definitely ain't repressed about nothing.
Repressed people often deny it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, not really. I have no idea what you do in private. But I can
certainly guess by the way you act here!
What do you "guess" then? I take care o' my husband and my baby's and
I preach on line. What else do you think I do? Order dirty movie's
in plain brown wrappers and then ask the Fed Ex man to help me play
'em in my BluRay player?
At the very least!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's why they're not repressed. I'm sure that if they didn't, they'd
probably be bothering people online just like you.
And exactly who do I bother? Anybody what wants to ignore me can. I
preach in a public space and actually help people find Jesus. I can't
tell you how many queers have broke down and repented in response to
my True Gospel preaching here.
I can't tell you either, since you have no proof that they did that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, and then they become teenagers.
Do you have the lowest possible opinion of ALL religious people?
Oh, don't take it personally. I just have fun pointing out religious
hypocrisy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It might make it a much nicer world to live in, that's for sure!
Do you have sex with someone or other ever' day?
I wish!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How do you think I got my iPod? And I recently got a brand new 22" HD
monitor for my computer! How else could I have gotten those things?
You could be a hustler?
Is that the only other way?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
We could use a lot less of the driven snow here in the Midwest!
Where exactly do you live, friend? You know you can trust me with the
Truth.
In the Midwest. Midwest, U.S.A.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But if you do, wouldn't that be God's will anyway?
Probably - but I don't want people to die or horrible viral infections
- not even queers what goes to bare backing orgy's every nighta the
week.
So you would defy God's will after you die? Aren't you worried that he
would kick you out of heaven and send you to Venus?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So all faith healers are criminals. Gotcha.
Oh no! Thurgood and me's the real thing! I can heal third degree
burns with my bare hands. Thurgood helps the blind see and the deaf
hear ever' week.
Have those people been examined by secular doctors before and after? I'd
like to see proof.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So let me or a proxy video tape your services so that I can see that this
is true for myself.
Get circumcised and join the Holy Church. Then we'll at least let you
in the door - but a being a blasphemer you can't sit down with the
rest of us True Christians - and you can't video tape nothing. You
will be strip searched at the door.
Then sorry, no deal.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I want a real newspaper story that can be verified, not just hearsay.
Subscribe to the "Kingdom Come!" then and you'll see plenty.
That's hearsay.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you don't mind the abortion pill?
Not the RU486 pill - but the hormone cocktail they give rape victims
as soon as possible after they're violated.
Post by Bill Baker
But what if she's too far away from your church?
There's doctors what can prescribe morning after pills else wheres.
What if the morning after pill fails? What if for some legitimate reason
she's not able to take the pill?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Or the church that she's near has too many babies already and can't take
any more?
That ain't happened yet. We'll cross 'at bridge when we get to it.
Post by Bill Baker
Even your church might get overwhelmed if too many women used you for
adoption services rather than getting an abortion.
Then we'll just open more Churches, won't we? You can help by a
making a nice big generous conribution in Jesus' name.
As soon as I get that video from your church service.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
That counts as rape - not incest. She can have a morning after pill.
Did I did or did I didn't write "If'n the woman CONSENTED to the act,
why should she be allowed to kill her baby?"
Well then how do you expect the abortion doctors to make a living then?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And what if she gets beaten when she refuses?
She can defend herself. We recommend that women about to get raped
kick their attackers real hard in the nuts.
If that worked, there wouldn't be as much rape.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Most incest is consentual bother/sister or kissin' cousin LUST. If'n sex
from them kinda pairings leads to pregnancy, so be it. No morning after
pill for no whores nor no cheap sluts.
Why not? If it's not abortion, why shouldn't they get the morning after
pill?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Does it? You've never heard of high school gym class?
Yes - but most men your age are properly circumcised - at least in the
United States.
Yes, and that's how I would be able to see circumcised penises without
necessarily being gay.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I suppose it would depend on if they keep it clean or not.
Most of 'em doesn't, HUH?
It probably depends on how they were raised.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you play with the ding-dongs before you put 'em in your mouth or just
dive?
Only people who don't care about romance just dive. And only playing with
the ding-dong is just gauche. There are plenty of other parts of the body
worth playing with.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But I do. Case closed.
The case was a'ready closed by me when you tried to re-open it. Your
sensa humor is WARPED!
I don't recall ever agreeing to your rules about closing cases.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Or you just don't want to see it.
I know it ain't there to see!
If there's someone who finds it humorous (me) then the humor must be there.
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Top, bottom, sideways, inside out and upside down. �Why limit it to just two positions?
Go ask t'other queers - not me. There was book onced callt "Tops,
Bottoms and Side Pockets". I think it had something to do with the
queer handkerchief code. Which handkerchief color do you wear - and
in which pocket, Bill? Or do you wrap yourself up in rain bow's like
a real tutti frutti faggot?
He may want to, but he won't get to.
Why is your foreskin so important to you? What does it do for you but
make your little ding-a-ling stink? Don't you think it would look
better on Thurgood's trophy wall than down betwixt your legs?
What exactly is "my kind?" �
Sex deviants what's been influenced by the Queer Agenda even if'n you
ain't turnt completely queer yourself. I personally think you have,
though. The stuff you write is just so "gay".
How would you know what my kind is if you don't
know for sure what my sexual orientation is?
Perverts are perverts no matter who they screw around with.
Nope. �
Yep, Bill. If'n I say something it's automatically True. That's a
blessing what comes from a being sanctified by God.
I know several gay men with female friends. �Some even count women as
their best friends.
Them's the one's what secretly wants to be women.
Alla? �Is that an alternate spelling for Allah? �
No. I know how to spell. I'm just so busy a taking care o' my baby's
when I preach 'at I don't a'ways type right. However - "alla" is
perfect Mississippi Country English for "all of".
Since when did you convert to Islam?
You know better'n 'at. Islam is devil worship. I serve only the Lord
Jesus.
No I don't, because I've never met you in real life.
You won't come out to New Sodom and glimpse my glory. There's planes
a landing ever' day - not to mention two major bridges astride the Bay
o' Sex Pigs. I'm sure you'd love Castro Street. Were you ever there
afore? Did you go to the Bad Lands or the Moby Dick?
Are you sure they're not just saying it sarcastically?
Yes. They ain't. Alla t'others just sling crude language. I offer
cogent arguments straight (!) from the Holy Scriotures that prove 'at
the Lord Jesus preached against the gross evils of fornication. There
was a long debate over there about men what takes hard ding-dongs up
the "poo hole". I thought that discussion was totally childish - so I
introduced the more proper term "rectum rippers".
They use whatever they want to use.
Oh - so you just let them have at your most private parts, HUH? Did
you ever have any herpes?
Well, let me know when you invent time travel and you can.
God lets me travel thru time sometimes - to see how good my daddy or
his mama were way back when. I don't see no purpose in a turning back
time just to see chunks o' smegma.
In order, no, yes and no.
Did you wanna touch it? I a'way's wondered about queer men and
incest. We all know they burn in lust for practically any ding-a-ling
what's hard and can shoot spooge. There's a'so a lotta brothers and
even twins what get it on together in queer porn. How common would
you say queer incest is?
Now that would be kind of difficult, don't you think? �Kind of like putting
your elbows in your ears?
No. Queer men do it ever' day. Did you ever lick out any other man's
arm pits? 'At's a big fetish amongst the queers.
What point would there be after I'm in bed? �I would just be able to watch
my own live porno then.
Maybe so. Do you go to bed with a diff'rent man ever' night? Do you
keep the lights on so's you can see ever'thing in detail? Do you
rim???
So then you have your answer.
But you know how much the queers lies!
<Chortle> Sure you wouldn't.
Chortle all's you wanna. You KNOW I a'way's speak the Truth.
Oh, have you changed your mind about allowing my video camera into your
church?
No way! If'n you ain't familiar with the following TV play, I suggest
you try to watch it. It has a character nama Max that clasrifies the
True Relationship between me and 'at old white Jew whose name you keep
invoking to me. Looky here...

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi713294617/
What do you mean, "or?" �I find it the most fun to do all three at once!
What kinda diseases do you infect them with? Or are you a talking
about stretching out their nasty butt holes so's you can stick stuff
up there?
Any bodily appendage that's available and the most convenient.
So you do rim, HUH? I just knew it!
Well, I can't afford that, but as soon as my video from your church comes
in, I'll try to send as much as I can.
We may be able to send you a copy o' what we broad cast on Public
Access TV. But where do I send it? Will you give me the PO Box you
use to connect with tricks thru "The Advocate" or Squirt.org(y)?
Given that I send my pictures to members of my family, that would be a bit
disgusting, given that I don't live in the Deep South.
God HATES it when you insult the Deep South. We don't NEVER Commit no
kinda incest in Mississippi.
Yes, and Q, R, S and T fantasies as well!
I mean URINATION. There's queers in this town what has pee pee
party's. Men lay in metal tubs and others take turns a peeing on
them. Said pee may be swallered too. Then they usually shoot their
nasty diseased spooge over the "bottoms" - 'til some kinda stinky
froth builds up. Then they may swap places. Do you get into that?
Lotsa queers uses this come on line at certain o' your gay bars around
here - "Will you piss on me?" I can use 'at word on accounta it's in
the King James Bible.
See how much fun it can be to be a queer or a sex deviant?
But it's dangerous. Doesn't alla that promiscuous sex play havoc with
your emotions?
Is it really a "pointer" or is it more of a "pinky?"
Why does your dirty mind wanna know? In Thurgood's case it's more
like a base ball bat - if'n you absolutely must now- and not the
corked kind neither.
Maybe. �I still haven't seen any proof that you're not a character made up
by Max Varazslo.
How well do you know him? What makes you think he's real? Did you
real the news paper article a circulating around here that proves he's
an activist for queer issue's? You should see his stuff on MySpace -
"Yes, I support gay [SHAM] marriage", "Yes - I believe gay couples
should be allowed to adopt children", "Yes - I believe gays and
lesbians should be allowed to teach children in the public schools -
where there shouldn't be any compulsory prayer". I thought he was
right up your alley - or maybe you up HIS. Haw! Haw! Haw! Did you
ever sleep with this man? Would you believe it if'n I told you he's
my biological father?
That's what I said, southern.
God wants you to capitalize proper nouns what refers to Godly regions
o' His Country.
Repressed people often deny it.
I ain't repressed not in no kinda denial. I am pure!
At the very least!
Gross. Those are queer fantasy's. Why don't you just admit you're
queer? Are you on Twitter or MySpace, Bill?
I can't tell you either, since you have no proof that they did that.
I do. I can tell a homo from a True Christian any day. Remember -
Thurgood and me saw thru Rufus and Burn-a-dykde Strangelust.
Oh, don't take it personally. �I just have fun pointing out religious
hypocrisy.
So do I - but you won't find NUNNA that in Our Holy Church.
I wish!
So you advocate care free sexual promiscuity then? Did you ever get
it on with a stranger at the gym???
Is that the only other way?
No. You coulda earned the money. Queers often get their money thru
shady means though, so I'm naturally suspicious of your kind.
In the Midwest. �Midwest, U.S.A.
That cover a wole lotta territory. Are you in Madison, Wisconsin?
So you would defy God's will after you die? �Aren't you worried that he
would kick you out of heaven and send you to Venus?
Not one bit. My mansion is insured against fire. I just don't wanna
do nothing improper for a Child o' God.
Have those people been examined by secular doctors before and after? �I'd
like to see proof.
Go ask them. Usually they swear off the secula quacks after they've
been healed by us - although they don't necessarily have to. They
just gotta pay for their own treatment outa pocket. That usually
keeps 'em far away from the pill pushng Big Pharma drones.
Then sorry, no deal.
You know you wanna. Is your foreskin extra long or short? You might
not even miss it none?
That's hearsay.
Oh no! It's the unvarnished Truth!
What if the morning after pill fails? �
Then it's God's Will 'at she have 'at baby.
What if for some legitimate reason she's not able to take the pill?
The case can be pesentedto Our Holy Church's Religious Court for
review. Usually the woman is expected to have the baby, though there
can be some exceptions.
As soon as I get that video from your church service.
We refuse to cast our precious pearls afore uncircumcised swine.
Doesn't 'at foreskin o' your'n feel like excess baggage a flopping
around down there?
Well then how do you expect the abortion doctors to make a living then?
They need to find something else to do - such as SAVE lives and not
snuff 'em out with suction pumps and human fetus scrapers. They'll
burn in hell for all's they done any way's.
If that worked, there wouldn't be as much rape.
True Christians are very seldom raped. We must be a doing something
right, HUH?
Why not? �If it's not abortion, why shouldn't they get the morning after
pill?
They're a playing games with God's Sacred Reproductive vessels and
need to suffer for it. Why can't they use rubbers? It ain't like ads
for them tings ain't broadcast from every TV tower in the country all
day long.
Yes, and that's how I would be able to see circumcised penises without
necessarily being gay.
Did you ever touch wunna them circumcised weenie's? Did the properly
circumcised boy's make funna you and your old elephant's trunk? Does
it hang way down and bump into stuff? I can just imagine what zippers
do to foreskins. Ouch!!!
It probably depends on how they were raised.
Most people today are brung up to be lazy. That's why most foreskins
are packed with smegma.
Only people who don't care about romance just dive. �
Queers can't love - so mosta them just dive.
And only playing with the ding-dong is just gauche. �There are plenty of other parts of the body
worth playing with.
Such as the butt hole, HUH? What does that taste like?
I don't recall ever agreeing to your rules about closing cases.
You don't have to agree. I make alla the rules on my Holy Gospel
threads.
If there's someone who finds it humorous (me) then the humor must be there.
It may be "there" in your mind. You let your dirty imagination run
wild with you.
Like bicycle spokes?
No - like a speaking God's Word to uncircumcised heathen blasphemers.


Deep in prayer ever' day!


Reverend Mother Tucker
Spokes Woman for Christ
Bill Baker
2010-02-19 08:58:57 UTC
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Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Top, bottom, sideways, inside out and upside down. Why limit it to just
two positions?
Go ask t'other queers - not me. There was book onced callt "Tops,
Bottoms and Side Pockets". I think it had something to do with the
queer handkerchief code. Which handkerchief color do you wear - and
in which pocket, Bill? Or do you wrap yourself up in rain bow's like
a real tutti frutti faggot?
I only wear rainbow clothes when I go into churches who preach that
homosexuality is sinful. I like to see the looks on their faces, especially
if I'm wearing women's clothes!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
He may want to, but he won't get to.
Why is your foreskin so important to you? What does it do for you but
make your little ding-a-ling stink? Don't you think it would look
better on Thurgood's trophy wall than down betwixt your legs?
Now that's really perverted to have some sort of trophy wall for foreskins.
Not that I'm surprised or anything.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What exactly is "my kind?"
Sex deviants what's been influenced by the Queer Agenda even if'n you
ain't turnt completely queer yourself. I personally think you have,
though. The stuff you write is just so "gay".
Is it? I could certainly say the same about what you write. Some of it
just doesn't compare to the perversion I've heard from some of my gay
friends. I'll mention something you wrote and they'll look at me with a
confused look and ask me where I heard that from.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How would you know what my kind is if you don't
know for sure what my sexual orientation is?
Perverts are perverts no matter who they screw around with.
Well that much is true, I suppose. I'm proud to be called a pervert!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Yep, Bill. If'n I say something it's automatically True. That's a
blessing what comes from a being sanctified by God.
Then that must prove that you worship Satan, because what you wrote just
wasn't true.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I know several gay men with female friends. Some even count women as
their best friends.
Them's the one's what secretly wants to be women.
So you admit that some gay men don't hate women.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Alla? Is that an alternate spelling for Allah?
No. I know how to spell. I'm just so busy a taking care o' my baby's
when I preach 'at I don't a'ways type right. However - "alla" is
perfect Mississippi Country English for "all of".
I didn't know that everyone in Mississippi worshiped Allah!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Since when did you convert to Islam?
You know better'n 'at. Islam is devil worship. I serve only the Lord
Jesus.
But you proved above that you worship Satan by being wrong on something.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No I don't, because I've never met you in real life.
You won't come out to New Sodom and glimpse my glory.
Pervert! Now you're coming on to me!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
There's planes a landing ever' day - not to mention two major bridges
astride the Bay o' Sex Pigs. I'm sure you'd love Castro Street. Were you
ever there afore? Did you go to the Bad Lands or the Moby Dick?
I've actually never been out farther west than Kansas. And that was only to
see some relatives.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Are you sure they're not just saying it sarcastically?
Yes. They ain't. Alla t'others just sling crude language. I offer
cogent arguments straight (!) from the Holy Scriotures that prove 'at
the Lord Jesus preached against the gross evils of fornication. There
was a long debate over there about men what takes hard ding-dongs up
the "poo hole". I thought that discussion was totally childish - so I
introduced the more proper term "rectum rippers".
I believe that one is directly from the Queen's English, isn't it?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
They use whatever they want to use.
Oh - so you just let them have at your most private parts, HUH? Did
you ever have any herpes?
No, I didn't even have any hispes! Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well, let me know when you invent time travel and you can.
God lets me travel thru time sometimes - to see how good my daddy or
his mama were way back when. I don't see no purpose in a turning back
time just to see chunks o' smegma.
Why not? You seem to be genuinely interested in them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
In order, no, yes and no.
Did you wanna touch it? I a'way's wondered about queer men and
incest. We all know they burn in lust for practically any ding-a-ling
what's hard and can shoot spooge. There's a'so a lotta brothers and
even twins what get it on together in queer porn. How common would
you say queer incest is?
I'd say it's a lot more common in the Deep South.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Now that would be kind of difficult, don't you think? Kind of like
putting your elbows in your ears?
No. Queer men do it ever' day. Did you ever lick out any other man's
arm pits? 'At's a big fetish amongst the queers.
Eh, not my thing really.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What point would there be after I'm in bed? I would just be able to
watch my own live porno then.
Maybe so. Do you go to bed with a diff'rent man ever' night? Do you
keep the lights on so's you can see ever'thing in detail? Do you
rim???
Who wouldn't keep the light on? You get to see some of the best things
then!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So then you have your answer.
But you know how much the queers lies!
Don't you think I'm queer? If so why are you asking me if you think I'm
just going to lie?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
<Chortle> Sure you wouldn't.
Chortle all's you wanna. You KNOW I a'way's speak the Truth.
I usually do a lot of chortling when I read your posts.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, have you changed your mind about allowing my video camera into your
church?
No way! If'n you ain't familiar with the following TV play, I suggest
you try to watch it. It has a character nama Max that clasrifies the
True Relationship between me and 'at old white Jew whose name you keep
invoking to me. Looky here...
http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi713294617/
So is Max the ventriloquist and you're the lonely woman? Or are you the
ventriloquist's dummy?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What do you mean, "or?" I find it the most fun to do all three at once!
What kinda diseases do you infect them with? Or are you a talking
about stretching out their nasty butt holes so's you can stick stuff
up there?
Whichever they prefer.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Any bodily appendage that's available and the most convenient.
So you do rim, HUH? I just knew it!
If you say so.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well, I can't afford that, but as soon as my video from your church comes
in, I'll try to send as much as I can.
We may be able to send you a copy o' what we broad cast on Public
Access TV. But where do I send it? Will you give me the PO Box you
use to connect with tricks thru "The Advocate" or Squirt.org(y)?
Nah, I want an independent video taken by someone not from your church. And
who says I have a PO Box? Why would I need to be anonymous about things
like that?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Given that I send my pictures to members of my family, that would be a
bit disgusting, given that I don't live in the Deep South.
God HATES it when you insult the Deep South. We don't NEVER Commit no
kinda incest in Mississippi.
And that's true because that's what Uncle Dad said!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, and Q, R, S and T fantasies as well!
I mean URINATION.
Well it's certainly not just my-a-nation!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
There's queers in this town what has pee pee party's. Men lay in metal
tubs and others take turns a peeing on them. Said pee may be swallered
too. Then they usually shoot their nasty diseased spooge over the
"bottoms" - 'til some kinda stinky froth builds up. Then they may swap
places. Do you get into that?
No, it's pretty hard to find a metal tub.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Lotsa queers uses this come on line at certain o' your gay bars around
here - "Will you piss on me?" I can use 'at word on accounta it's in
the King James Bible.
But you can say other things that aren't in the King James Bible, like
"pert" and "Mississippi."
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
See how much fun it can be to be a queer or a sex deviant?
But it's dangerous. Doesn't alla that promiscuous sex play havoc with
your emotions?
Sex can be an emotional release, too. I find the more sex a person has the
more relaxed they are.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Is it really a "pointer" or is it more of a "pinky?"
Why does your dirty mind wanna know? In Thurgood's case it's more
like a base ball bat - if'n you absolutely must now- and not the
corked kind neither.
Like the miniature novelty bats they sell at ball games?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Maybe. I still haven't seen any proof that you're not a character made
up by Max Varazslo.
How well do you know him? What makes you think he's real? Did you
real the news paper article a circulating around here that proves he's
an activist for queer issue's? You should see his stuff on MySpace -
"Yes, I support gay [SHAM] marriage", "Yes - I believe gay couples
should be allowed to adopt children", "Yes - I believe gays and
lesbians should be allowed to teach children in the public schools -
where there shouldn't be any compulsory prayer". I thought he was
right up your alley - or maybe you up HIS. Haw! Haw! Haw! Did you
ever sleep with this man? Would you believe it if'n I told you he's
my biological father?
I don't believe you'd ever tell me that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's what I said, southern.
God wants you to capitalize proper nouns what refers to Godly regions
o' His Country.
Israel?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Repressed people often deny it.
I ain't repressed not in no kinda denial. I am pure!
See what I mean?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
At the very least!
Gross. Those are queer fantasy's. Why don't you just admit you're
queer? Are you on Twitter or MySpace, Bill?
Nope, neither one.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I can't tell you either, since you have no proof that they did that.
I do. I can tell a homo from a True Christian any day. Remember -
Thurgood and me saw thru Rufus and Burn-a-dykde Strangelust.
It sure took you several years.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, don't take it personally. I just have fun pointing out religious
hypocrisy.
So do I - but you won't find NUNNA that in Our Holy Church.
<Chortle> If you say so.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I wish!
So you advocate care free sexual promiscuity then? Did you ever get
it on with a stranger at the gym???
Nah, some of those people are just too obsessed with their bodies and are
more interested in working out. Besides, they're mostly too tired from
working out for anything interesting.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Is that the only other way?
No. You coulda earned the money. Queers often get their money thru
shady means though, so I'm naturally suspicious of your kind.
Oh? You're absolutely sure I'm queer?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
In the Midwest. Midwest, U.S.A.
That cover a wole lotta territory. Are you in Madison, Wisconsin?
I'm within 500 miles of that city.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you would defy God's will after you die? Aren't you worried that he
would kick you out of heaven and send you to Venus?
Not one bit. My mansion is insured against fire. I just don't wanna
do nothing improper for a Child o' God.
Sure your mansion may be insured against fire, but what's to stop God from
kicking you out of it for defying his will?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Have those people been examined by secular doctors before and after? I'd
like to see proof.
Go ask them. Usually they swear off the secula quacks after they've
been healed by us - although they don't necessarily have to. They
just gotta pay for their own treatment outa pocket. That usually
keeps 'em far away from the pill pushng Big Pharma drones.
If you have proof, go ahead and post it here.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then sorry, no deal.
You know you wanna. Is your foreskin extra long or short? You might
not even miss it none?
But then again I might. Since I have no problems with my foreskin where it
is, I'd rather not take that chance.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's hearsay.
Oh no! It's the unvarnished Truth!
Even if it is, it's still hearsay.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What if the morning after pill fails?
Then it's God's Will 'at she have 'at baby.
You're talking about God's will when you plan on defying it after you die?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What if for some legitimate reason she's not able to take the pill?
The case can be pesentedto Our Holy Church's Religious Court for
review. Usually the woman is expected to have the baby, though there
can be some exceptions.
Like if she wants an abortion?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
As soon as I get that video from your church service.
We refuse to cast our precious pearls afore uncircumcised swine.
Well then don't expect any money from me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Doesn't 'at foreskin o' your'n feel like excess baggage a flopping
around down there?
No.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well then how do you expect the abortion doctors to make a living then?
They need to find something else to do - such as SAVE lives and not
snuff 'em out with suction pumps and human fetus scrapers. They'll
burn in hell for all's they done any way's.
What if it's their religion to do that? You got something against someone
practicing their religion?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If that worked, there wouldn't be as much rape.
True Christians are very seldom raped. We must be a doing something
right, HUH?
Unless you're comatose, HUH?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why not? If it's not abortion, why shouldn't they get the morning after
pill?
They're a playing games with God's Sacred Reproductive vessels and
need to suffer for it. Why can't they use rubbers? It ain't like ads
for them tings ain't broadcast from every TV tower in the country all
day long.
Yeah, but if you just watch the commercials you won't know how to use them.
You'll just think it has to do with a guy showing up on a horse or
something.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, and that's how I would be able to see circumcised penises without
necessarily being gay.
Did you ever touch wunna them circumcised weenie's? Did the properly
circumcised boy's make funna you and your old elephant's trunk? Does
it hang way down and bump into stuff? I can just imagine what zippers
do to foreskins. Ouch!!!
You sure do have a funny imagination. Most repressed people do.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It probably depends on how they were raised.
Most people today are brung up to be lazy. That's why most foreskins
are packed with smegma.
Even lazy people take a shower once in a while.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Only people who don't care about romance just dive.
Queers can't love - so mosta them just dive.
You mean like some people just teach their wives to lie still so they can
feel like a necrophiliac?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And only playing with the ding-dong is just gauche. There are plenty of
other parts of the body worth playing with.
Such as the butt hole, HUH? What does that taste like?
I'd imagine it would taste pretty crappy! Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't recall ever agreeing to your rules about closing cases.
You don't have to agree. I make alla the rules on my Holy Gospel
threads.
There you go worshiping Allah again.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If there's someone who finds it humorous (me) then the humor must be there.
It may be "there" in your mind. You let your dirty imagination run
wild with you.
Oh, I think your imagination is running just as wild and just as dirty as
mine is!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Like bicycle spokes?
No - like a speaking God's Word to uncircumcised heathen blasphemers.
I like to think of each religion as bicycle spokes, all pointing to the same
God.
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-21 05:16:54 UTC
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I had wrote a long detailed reply to your sissified screed, but then I
got distracted by my precious twin boy's and wiped out the whole thing
along with summa their doo doo. I may hafta prune a littla your a
rambling just to get my True Gospel for the Day out to my regular
readers. I got fans in Usenet, let me tell you.
Post by Bill Baker
I only wear rainbow clothes when I go into churches who preach that
homosexuality is sinful.
Do you go into Roman Catholic "churches" dressed like 'at? What kinda
church lets you in that-a-way? Only the Metropolitan Community Cult
for Queers would countenance that kinda behavior in a man. Is 'at the
one you go to? Which branch do you usually attend?
Post by Bill Baker
I like to see the looks on their faces, especially if I'm wearing women's clothes!
Is this the "church" o' Satan you're a going to? They say old Divine
took communion in drag at a Roman Catholic "church" onced. The priest
what gave it to her musta been all queer. She sure hot hers in the
end, HUH? Pun intended.
Post by Bill Baker
Now that's really perverted to have some sort of trophy wall for foreskins.
Thurgood doesn't think so. It encourages him in his war on sin,
depravity and air pollution. Wouldn't you like to make a SMALL
contribution. I'm sure 'tain't no big thang. Haw! Haw! Haw! (LOL
just doesn't cut it for me. In Our Most Holy Church we use that as a
cue to "Love Our Lord"!)
Post by Bill Baker
Not that I'm surprised or anything.
Does ANYTHING surprise you? Would you even gasp if'n you fount out
your mama was really your daddy and vice versa?
Post by Bill Baker
Is it? I could certainly say the same about what you write.
Ain't NOTHING I write even remotely "gay" and you know 'at! How DARE
you insult me that-a-way when you know I write Gospel sermonettes to
please the Lord Jesus.
Post by Bill Baker
Some of it just doesn't compare to the perversion I've heard from some of my gay
friends.
Are you a saying what I write is MORE weird 'an what the queer people
actually does? I can't believe 'at. Wouldja gimme an example so's I
can try to foller your shaky lina reasoning?
Post by Bill Baker
I'll mention something you wrote and they'll look at me with a
confused look and ask me where I heard that from.
They're probably in denial about the gerbil stuffing and the deep
crack rimming. I hear about stuff like 'at ever' day out here in
darkest New Sodom.
Post by Bill Baker
Well that much is true, I suppose.
Ever'thing I say is. I'm glad to see you acknowledge 'at finally.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm proud to be called a pervert!
Normal folk would be ashameda sumpin' like 'at. What's the most
perverted thing you ever done? Do you really like to get tied up and
whupped? Is fresh piss ever involved?
Post by Bill Baker
Then that must prove that you worship Satan, because what you wrote just
wasn't true.
Every SYLLABLE was totally True. God speaks directly thru me - and He
can't tell no lie's.
Post by Bill Baker
So you admit that some gay men don't hate women.
I said they either hate women or wanna BE women. There may be a
coupla exceptions here and 'ere, but in general them things is all
True.
Post by Bill Baker
I didn't know that everyone in Mississippi worshiped Allah!
We don't. I told you - "alla" is how we say "all of" in Mississippi.
Did you ever visit my beautiful state? I hope you didn't leave no
foot prints on the Sacred Soil.
Post by Bill Baker
But you proved above that you worship Satan by being wrong on something.
I NEVER! You just misconstrued the Truth again as per usual.
Post by Bill Baker
Pervert! Now you're coming on to me!
No I ain't. I mean the Glory o' God what shines thru me. I posted a
picture o' myself in my profile tonight. And yes I gained a little
extra weight after Jaden and Kaden were born. Please don't give me no
grief about 'at. Thurgood's a'ready threw out alla the lemon meringue
pie's I usta love.
Post by Bill Baker
I've actually never been out farther west than Kansas. And that was only to
see some relatives.
Are you alienated from them same relatives now? Do you live in
Evanston, Illinois? Did I mention that Southern people a'way's
pronounces the s in Illinois?
Post by Bill Baker
I believe that one is directly from the Queen's English, isn't it?
No. It's from Holy Prince Hubert's scientifical study's.
Post by Bill Baker
No, I didn't even have any hispes! Haw! Haw! Haw!
'Tain't funny onced you get 'em a crawling all over your flesh. I
heard most queer men's got 'em.
Post by Bill Baker
Why not? You seem to be genuinely interested in them.
I'm interested in a wiping them out. But if'n they're really what
gives you jolly jolly's, who am I to complain about it? I know - I'm
wunna God's Best Friends - but I'm a willing to live and let live.
One day your smegmaliths will get extra chunky and you'll CLAMOR to
get 'at nasty thing took offa you. Don't say I told you so.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd say it's a lot more common in the Deep South.
No way! The Deep South is the home o' thousands o' God fearing True
Christians. You can get no pornography nor booze in many county's
down 'ere. So incest is practically unknown thru out most of it.
Post by Bill Baker
Eh, not my thing really.
Your'n is foreskin, HUH? Do you ever dock? Do you know about 'at?
Post by Bill Baker
Who wouldn't keep the light on? You get to see some of the best things
then!
Like the butt holes you RIM? Is 'at what you mean? Do you a'way's
face your sex tricks? Or do you do it the dog style? What name do
you use over on Squirt.org(y)???
Post by Bill Baker
Don't you think I'm queer? If so why are you asking me if you think I'm
just going to lie?
I'm a trying to squeeze the Truth outa you one way or t'other.
Post by Bill Baker
I usually do a lot of chortling when I read your posts.
That's rude. Are you sure you ain't got some strange man's pubic hair
stuck in your throat? Why can't we be friends, brother? You know I
only want the best for you. Did you look at my picture? Do you think
I'm pretty?
Post by Bill Baker
So is Max the ventriloquist and you're the lonely woman? Or are you the
ventriloquist's dummy?
You gotta watch the show to see that. It explains ever'thing. Would
you believe 'at your friend Max has this split personality disorder
and that his doctors told him to write in character so's he can
function in the real world? That's just one hypothesis to consider.
Post by Bill Baker
Whichever they prefer.
Are you a saying you'll do a'most anything with a queer man you happen
to like? That's nasty. Do you swaller spooge?
Post by Bill Baker
If you say so.
No, YOU said so! Rimmer! Did God ever smite you with the hepatitis?
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I want an independent video taken by someone not from your church. And
who says I have a PO Box? Why would I need to be anonymous about things
like that?
Queers usually is such. We don't allow no kinda lookiloo's into the
hallowed halls of Our Holy Church. It's sanctified.
Post by Bill Baker
And that's true because that's what Uncle Dad said!
Maybe your'n - but not mine. There ain't been no incest in my home
town for over a hundred years - since the Slave Day's at least.
Post by Bill Baker
Well it's certainly not just my-a-nation!
Do you let men piss on you? What about in your mouth? Do you crave
the taste of spooge?
Post by Bill Baker
No, it's pretty hard to find a metal tub.
Not down on Folsom Street. There's bare backing clubs all up and down
the strip. They even got a sex club done up like a prison house. Thy
actually stage prison gang rapes in 'ere. Does the idea o' that turn
you on any? You can say safe words if'n you want the butt banging to
stop - but from what I hear doesn't nobody ever do 'at. They just cry
out "More! More! Harder! Deeper! Faster!" You can hear all 'at
out on the street too! Least if'n you stand under the back winder.
Post by Bill Baker
But you can say other things that aren't in the King James Bible, like
"pert" and "Mississippi."
They're good words. We can't say dirty words what ain't sanctioned in
the Holy Writ.
Post by Bill Baker
Sex can be an emotional release, too. I find the more sex a person has the
more relaxed they are.
How many times do you usually do it then?
Post by Bill Baker
Like the miniature novelty bats they sell at ball games?
You mean the Louisville Slugger? No - it's more like a cannon at Fort
Knox! Do you consider Kentucky a Mid Western state or a Southern
one? It didn't break off from the Union 'at made war on the South.
Post by Bill Baker
I don't believe you'd ever tell me that.
Do you believe he's a bi sexual old enough to be my real daddy? It
could be that Carl Whitechapel, who raised me, adopted me from old Max
and some girl he knocked up in wuna them liberal arts colleges.
Post by Bill Baker
Israel?
Holy Israel and the Deep South both.
Post by Bill Baker
See what I mean?
No. You a'way's cloud the issue. I am totally pure. I ain't in
denial about nothing.
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, neither one.
Did you go look for Max's page to see if'n you ever slept with him?
Or done him in wunna them dark rooms? Is he wunna the queers what
told you how hot looking you supposably are down at the gay bar?
Post by Bill Baker
It sure took you several years.
No way. The witch hunt started the very day I moved in. They fooled
Sunshine, but not me.
Post by Bill Baker
<Chortle> If you say so.
I do. Our witch hunts would weed such filth out real easy. We keep
close tabs on alla our members. I spy.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, some of those people are just too obsessed with their bodies and are
more interested in working out. Besides, they're mostly too tired from
working out for anything interesting.
I don't think so. There's a'way's hanky panky a going on in them
smoky steam rooms. How do you think alla that SPOOGE gets on the
floor in them places??? It doesn't crawl thru no vent and go PLOP.
Post by Bill Baker
Oh? You're absolutely sure I'm queer?
Pert near. Why? Ain't you proud of what you are?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm within 500 miles of that city.
What about Milwaukee? That figgers. That's where old Liberace was
from - more or less. Talk about denial. I hope his estate paid back
the news paper he sued what callt him a queer. Did I a'ready ask you
about Urbana?
Post by Bill Baker
Sure your mansion may be insured against fire, but what's to stop God from
kicking you out of it for defying his will?
I wouldn't never do 'at. I just need to be careful onced I get my
pilot's license to explore t'other planets. There's all kinda weird
slime out there in space. It shows up in New Sodom ever' day a'most -
lessen the fog is real low.
Post by Bill Baker
If you have proof, go ahead and post it here.
The Truly Faithful don't ask for no kinda proof. Is there anything
that afflicts you? Body odor (asida the obvious smegma, I mean),
athlete's foot, emerods about the fundament?
Post by Bill Baker
But then again I might. Since I have no problems with my foreskin where it
is, I'd rather not take that chance.
Did you ever get it caught in your zipper?
Post by Bill Baker
Even if it is, it's still hearsay.
But if'n Holy Prince Hubert vetted it, it's Scripturally sound and OK
for publication in an up lifting work like the "Kingdom Come!"
Post by Bill Baker
You're talking about God's will when you plan on defying it after you die?
Oh no! Never! You misconstrued my clear words AGAIN! That's the
devil insida you. You need a thorough exorcism in the Nama Jesus.
Post by Bill Baker
Like if she wants an abortion?
No. We don't never allow 'at. If'n necessary we can put the woman
into a coma 'til her baby is born and then bring her back out thru
passionate love making. Then she can have the baby but won't know
about the pains o' pregnancy and child birth. It actually gets easier
to pop baby's out the more you have. Does your butt hole get more
elastical with a lotta rectum ripping?
Post by Bill Baker
Well then don't expect any money from me.
Fine. Keep your dirty money. But please send me a nice picture.
Please - please - please.
Post by Bill Baker
No.
It oughta. Does it ever drip oozy fluid?
Post by Bill Baker
What if it's their religion to do that?
Their "religion" could only be Satanism then. They deserve to suffer.
Post by Bill Baker
You got something against someone practicing their religion?
If'n it's a false religion - yes.
Post by Bill Baker
Unless you're comatose, HUH?
We don't "rape" nobody 'at's in a coma. We REVIVE them thru love
making - and ever' one of 'em is totally grateful. You should see how
much money such people donate to the Holy Church outa gratitude.
Post by Bill Baker
Yeah, but if you just watch the commercials you won't know how to use them.
Don't they come with instructions - and usually a lewd illustration or
two - on the wrapper. They even got special handling instructions for
you uncircumcised heathens in English and Spanish and Ebonics. You
all are supposta pull your cheese flaps alla the way back before you
put the rubber on. I know 'at some uncircumcised men can't do that.
Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
You'll just think it has to do with a guy showing up on a horse or
something.
Only a dumb bunny would think 'at was all there is to it. That's
supposta arouse the viewers curiosity. Them commercials is supposta
make preparation and precautions look all sexy.
Post by Bill Baker
You sure do have a funny imagination.
It's just True to life.
Post by Bill Baker
Most repressed people do.
But I ain't repressed about nothing. I make passionate love with
Thurgood ever' time I can have a baby. That's the very definition o'
satisfaction.
Post by Bill Baker
Even lazy people take a shower once in a while.
It takes more'n just 'at to dislodge smegmatical chunks. I seen summa
them things as big as a quarter! You should see 'em go SPLAT down at
the Mexican gay bars!
Post by Bill Baker
You mean like some people just teach their wives to lie still so they can
feel like a necrophiliac?
Thurgood doesn't do 'at for no prurient reason. He's just a trying to
help prolong the experience for the both of us. After while I start a
squirming and a thrashing around something fierce. We don't want alla
them wonderful sensations to end too soon.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd imagine it would taste pretty crappy! Haw! Haw! Haw!
That sure sounds like the voice of experience to me.
Post by Bill Baker
There you go worshiping Allah again.
I NEVER! "Alla" means "all of" not "Allah". Why do you hate Southern
talk so? I think it sounds Biblical.
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, I think your imagination is running just as wild and just as dirty as
mine is!
No way! My thoughts are as pure as a crystal mountain stream.
Post by Bill Baker
I like to think of each religion as bicycle spokes, all pointing to the same
God.
That's Hindu nonsense. Religion is a one way street that leads from a
world of sin thru Our Holy Church and then straight (!!!) to Heaven.

Send me some pictures -
***@repenthouse.org


Your friend,

Lurlean
Now foreskin-tolerant
Does 'at make you happy, brother???
Bill Baker
2010-02-21 07:03:00 UTC
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On Sunday February 21 2010 00:16, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I had wrote a long detailed reply to your sissified screed, but then I
got distracted by my precious twin boy's and wiped out the whole thing
along with summa their doo doo. I may hafta prune a littla your a
rambling just to get my True Gospel for the Day out to my regular
readers. I got fans in Usenet, let me tell you.
I believe it! You're very entertaining.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I only wear rainbow clothes when I go into churches who preach that
homosexuality is sinful.
Do you go into Roman Catholic "churches" dressed like 'at?
Nah, the clergy are usually dressed in more color than that, anyway.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
What kinda church lets you in that-a-way?
The kind that doesn't screen people at the door.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Only the Metropolitan Community Cult for Queers would countenance that
kinda behavior in a man. Is 'at the one you go to? Which branch do you
usually attend?
I don't attend church seriously. I just like to see the shocked look on
uptight people's faces.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I like to see the looks on their faces, especially if I'm wearing women's clothes!
Is this the "church" o' Satan you're a going to?
No, they wouldn't bat an eye at something like that. It wouldn't be any
fun.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
They say old Divine took communion in drag at a Roman Catholic "church"
onced. The priest what gave it to her musta been all queer. She sure hot
hers in the end, HUH? Pun intended.
And I'm sure she appreciated every minute of it!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Now that's really perverted to have some sort of trophy wall for foreskins.
Thurgood doesn't think so.
Of course he doesn't, he's the pervert!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
It encourages him in his war on sin, depravity and air pollution.
Wouldn't you like to make a SMALL contribution. I'm sure 'tain't no big
thang. Haw! Haw! Haw! (LOL just doesn't cut it for me. In Our Most
Holy Church we use that as a cue to "Love Our Lord"!)
I thought you said my foreskin was all floppy and like an elephant's trunk?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not that I'm surprised or anything.
Does ANYTHING surprise you? Would you even gasp if'n you fount out
your mama was really your daddy and vice versa?
It might, seeing as how I've seen my mother breast feed my brother.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Is it? I could certainly say the same about what you write.
Ain't NOTHING I write even remotely "gay" and you know 'at! How DARE
you insult me that-a-way when you know I write Gospel sermonettes to
please the Lord Jesus.
Nearly everything you write is gay, about gays or describing in lurid detail
their sexual practices.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Some of it just doesn't compare to the perversion I've heard from some of
my gay friends.
Are you a saying what I write is MORE weird 'an what the queer people
actually does? I can't believe 'at. Wouldja gimme an example so's I
can try to foller your shaky lina reasoning?
Some of my gay friends had never heard of "snowballing" before. Others are
disgusted by your descriptions of coprophilia and say they could never do
that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'll mention something you wrote and they'll look at me with a
confused look and ask me where I heard that from.
They're probably in denial about the gerbil stuffing and the deep
crack rimming. I hear about stuff like 'at ever' day out here in
darkest New Sodom.
It sure is easy to hear about things you're actively engaged in, HUH?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well that much is true, I suppose.
Ever'thing I say is. I'm glad to see you acknowledge 'at finally.
I acknowledge when you're right about things. Too bad you almost never
acknowledge when you're wrong about things.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm proud to be called a pervert!
Normal folk would be ashameda sumpin' like 'at. What's the most
perverted thing you ever done? Do you really like to get tied up and
whupped? Is fresh piss ever involved?
Ah, you're just looking to join in the fun, aren't you?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then that must prove that you worship Satan, because what you wrote just
wasn't true.
Every SYLLABLE was totally True. God speaks directly thru me - and He
can't tell no lie's.
Well then your god must be Satan since what you wrote wasn't true.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you admit that some gay men don't hate women.
I said they either hate women or wanna BE women. There may be a
coupla exceptions here and 'ere, but in general them things is all
True.
Thanks to your writing like this I'm convincing more and more people that
same-sex marriage would be a good thing.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I didn't know that everyone in Mississippi worshiped Allah!
We don't. I told you - "alla" is how we say "all of" in Mississippi.
Did you ever visit my beautiful state? I hope you didn't leave no
foot prints on the Sacred Soil.
Is it OK if I leave butt prints there?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But you proved above that you worship Satan by being wrong on something.
I NEVER! You just misconstrued the Truth again as per usual.
If I misconstrued it then it must not have been the truth.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Pervert! Now you're coming on to me!
No I ain't. I mean the Glory o' God what shines thru me. I posted a
picture o' myself in my profile tonight. And yes I gained a little
extra weight after Jaden and Kaden were born. Please don't give me no
grief about 'at. Thurgood's a'ready threw out alla the lemon meringue
pie's I usta love.
Actually, some men think that women look better with a little extra weight.
More cushion for the pushin' is what they say.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I've actually never been out farther west than Kansas. And that was only
to see some relatives.
Are you alienated from them same relatives now?
Not at all.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you live in Evanston, Illinois?
I live within 500 miles of there.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Did I mention that Southern people a'way's pronounces the s in Illinois?
I think it's great that people in the Deep South are starting to learn to
recognize the letters of the alphabet.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I believe that one is directly from the Queen's English, isn't it?
No. It's from Holy Prince Hubert's scientifical study's.
And here I thought you'd gone all civilized on me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I didn't even have any hispes! Haw! Haw! Haw!
'Tain't funny onced you get 'em a crawling all over your flesh. I
heard most queer men's got 'em.
Flesh? Yes, most queer men do have that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why not? You seem to be genuinely interested in them.
I'm interested in a wiping them out. But if'n they're really what
gives you jolly jolly's, who am I to complain about it? I know - I'm
wunna God's Best Friends - but I'm a willing to live and let live.
One day your smegmaliths will get extra chunky and you'll CLAMOR to
get 'at nasty thing took offa you. Don't say I told you so.
If it ever does get that way, I'll be sure to go to a secular doctor and get
it taken care of.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'd say it's a lot more common in the Deep South.
No way! The Deep South is the home o' thousands o' God fearing True
Christians. You can get no pornography nor booze in many county's
down 'ere. So incest is practically unknown thru out most of it.
Isn't that where the incest is more common?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Eh, not my thing really.
Your'n is foreskin, HUH? Do you ever dock? Do you know about 'at?
Not really, and neither do many of my homosexual friends.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Who wouldn't keep the light on? You get to see some of the best things
then!
Like the butt holes you RIM? Is 'at what you mean? Do you a'way's
face your sex tricks? Or do you do it the dog style? What name do
you use over on Squirt.org(y)???
What name do you use? Maybe I'll sign up in order to say hello to you
there.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Don't you think I'm queer? If so why are you asking me if you think I'm
just going to lie?
I'm a trying to squeeze the Truth outa you one way or t'other.
Nah, you're just trying to get me to say what you want to hear. But that's
OK, this is a lot of fun!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I usually do a lot of chortling when I read your posts.
That's rude. Are you sure you ain't got some strange man's pubic hair
stuck in your throat?
No, just some laughter from a very strange woman's Usenet posts!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Why can't we be friends, brother? You know I only want the best for you.
Did you look at my picture? Do you think I'm pretty?
From what I can see you're not bad looking.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So is Max the ventriloquist and you're the lonely woman? Or are you the
ventriloquist's dummy?
You gotta watch the show to see that. It explains ever'thing. Would
you believe 'at your friend Max has this split personality disorder
and that his doctors told him to write in character so's he can
function in the real world? That's just one hypothesis to consider.
I'm not surprised to hear that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Whichever they prefer.
Are you a saying you'll do a'most anything with a queer man you happen
to like? That's nasty. Do you swaller spooge?
Is that what you like to fantasize that I do?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If you say so.
No, YOU said so! Rimmer! Did God ever smite you with the hepatitis?
I said so? Where?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I want an independent video taken by someone not from your church.
And who says I have a PO Box? Why would I need to be anonymous about
things like that?
Queers usually is such. We don't allow no kinda lookiloo's into the
hallowed halls of Our Holy Church. It's sanctified.
Well, too bad then.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
And that's true because that's what Uncle Dad said!
Maybe your'n - but not mine. There ain't been no incest in my home
town for over a hundred years - since the Slave Day's at least.
Is that what your Aunt Sister told you?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well it's certainly not just my-a-nation!
Do you let men piss on you? What about in your mouth? Do you crave
the taste of spooge?
Nah, I usually crave the taste of a good steak.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, it's pretty hard to find a metal tub.
Not down on Folsom Street. There's bare backing clubs all up and down
the strip. They even got a sex club done up like a prison house. Thy
actually stage prison gang rapes in 'ere. Does the idea o' that turn
you on any? You can say safe words if'n you want the butt banging to
stop - but from what I hear doesn't nobody ever do 'at. They just cry
out "More! More! Harder! Deeper! Faster!" You can hear all 'at
out on the street too! Least if'n you stand under the back winder.
The back winder is near the street?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But you can say other things that aren't in the King James Bible, like
"pert" and "Mississippi."
They're good words. We can't say dirty words what ain't sanctioned in
the Holy Writ.
The word "Bible" isn't even in the Bible!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sex can be an emotional release, too. I find the more sex a person has
the more relaxed they are.
How many times do you usually do it then?
Not as often as I'd like!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Like the miniature novelty bats they sell at ball games?
You mean the Louisville Slugger? No - it's more like a cannon at Fort
Knox!
Well, that's not a bat!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you consider Kentucky a Mid Western state or a Southern
one? It didn't break off from the Union 'at made war on the South.
Kentucky is part Southern and part Appalachian.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't believe you'd ever tell me that.
Do you believe he's a bi sexual old enough to be my real daddy? It
could be that Carl Whitechapel, who raised me, adopted me from old Max
and some girl he knocked up in wuna them liberal arts colleges.
Hey, whatever you want to believe.
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Israel?
Holy Israel and the Deep South both.
Where in the Bible does it say that about the Deep South?
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See what I mean?
No. You a'way's cloud the issue. I am totally pure. I ain't in
denial about nothing.
See? You're still denying your denial.
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Nope, neither one.
Did you go look for Max's page to see if'n you ever slept with him?
Or done him in wunna them dark rooms?
Who would want to have sex in a dark room? I'd rather the room be bright so
I don't miss a second of the action!
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Is he wunna the queers what told you how hot looking you supposably are
down at the gay bar?
I have no idea.
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Post by Bill Baker
It sure took you several years.
No way. The witch hunt started the very day I moved in. They fooled
Sunshine, but not me.
Bernadette was posting here for several years, though.
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Post by Bill Baker
<Chortle> If you say so.
I do. Our witch hunts would weed such filth out real easy. We keep
close tabs on alla our members. I spy.
Yes, I know how much your church is into voyeurism.
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Post by Bill Baker
Nah, some of those people are just too obsessed with their bodies and are
more interested in working out. Besides, they're mostly too tired from
working out for anything interesting.
I don't think so. There's a'way's hanky panky a going on in them
smoky steam rooms. How do you think alla that SPOOGE gets on the
floor in them places??? It doesn't crawl thru no vent and go PLOP.
I thought you said some tries to crawl up your leg? If that's the case,
then why can't it crawl through a vent?
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Oh? You're absolutely sure I'm queer?
Pert near. Why? Ain't you proud of what you are?
Why don't you just get God to tell you if you want to know so badly?
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I'm within 500 miles of that city.
What about Milwaukee?
I'm within 500 miles of there.
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That figgers. That's where old Liberace was from - more or less. Talk
about denial. I hope his estate paid back the news paper he sued what
callt him a queer. Did I a'ready ask you about Urbana?
I'm within 500 miles of there, too.
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Post by Bill Baker
Sure your mansion may be insured against fire, but what's to stop God
from kicking you out of it for defying his will?
I wouldn't never do 'at. I just need to be careful onced I get my
pilot's license to explore t'other planets. There's all kinda weird
slime out there in space. It shows up in New Sodom ever' day a'most -
lessen the fog is real low.
Then you must be bringing it back with you from your spirit journeys. See
what I mean about doing God's will?
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Post by Bill Baker
If you have proof, go ahead and post it here.
The Truly Faithful don't ask for no kinda proof.
Is that so? I'll have to remember that.
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Is there anything that afflicts you? Body odor (asida the obvious smegma,
I mean), athlete's foot, emerods about the fundament?
Nope, none of those things.
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But then again I might. Since I have no problems with my foreskin where
it is, I'd rather not take that chance.
Did you ever get it caught in your zipper?
No.
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Even if it is, it's still hearsay.
But if'n Holy Prince Hubert vetted it, it's Scripturally sound and OK
for publication in an up lifting work like the "Kingdom Come!"
Even if all that's true, it's still hearsay.
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Post by Bill Baker
You're talking about God's will when you plan on defying it after you die?
Oh no! Never! You misconstrued my clear words AGAIN! That's the
devil insida you. You need a thorough exorcism in the Nama Jesus.
You're the one who said you didn't want to spread diseases to other planets,
even if it was God's will.
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Post by Bill Baker
Like if she wants an abortion?
No. We don't never allow 'at.
I thought I read in here that you had one though? One of the other posters
was talking about it.
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If'n necessary we can put the woman into a coma 'til her baby is born and
then bring her back out thru passionate love making. Then she can have
the baby but won't know about the pains o' pregnancy and child birth. It
actually gets easier to pop baby's out the more you have. Does your butt
hole get more elastical with a lotta rectum ripping?
But you sure couldn't stop Sunshine from getting an abortion, could you?
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Well then don't expect any money from me.
Fine. Keep your dirty money. But please send me a nice picture.
Please - please - please.
I already sent you nineteen.
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No.
It oughta. Does it ever drip oozy fluid?
No.
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What if it's their religion to do that?
Their "religion" could only be Satanism then. They deserve to suffer.
So why don't they have a right to practice their religion? Don't you think
they should have the same rights as you?
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Post by Bill Baker
You got something against someone practicing their religion?
If'n it's a false religion - yes.
Why are you so hateful towards other people's religion? I thought you
wanted people to respect your religion. Why can't you respect theirs?
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Post by Bill Baker
Unless you're comatose, HUH?
We don't "rape" nobody 'at's in a coma. We REVIVE them thru love
making - and ever' one of 'em is totally grateful. You should see how
much money such people donate to the Holy Church outa gratitude.
Doesn't matter if they're grateful or not, it's still rape.
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Post by Bill Baker
Yeah, but if you just watch the commercials you won't know how to use them.
Don't they come with instructions - and usually a lewd illustration or
two - on the wrapper. They even got special handling instructions for
you uncircumcised heathens in English and Spanish and Ebonics. You
all are supposta pull your cheese flaps alla the way back before you
put the rubber on. I know 'at some uncircumcised men can't do that.
Haw! Haw! Haw!
There's no condom that I've seen that includes that particular instruction.
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You'll just think it has to do with a guy showing up on a horse or
something.
Only a dumb bunny would think 'at was all there is to it. That's
supposta arouse the viewers curiosity. Them commercials is supposta
make preparation and precautions look all sexy.
By inviting a guy on a horse clad in latex to join...oh, I see what you're
thinking.
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You sure do have a funny imagination.
It's just True to life.
If that's what you want to imagine.
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Most repressed people do.
But I ain't repressed about nothing. I make passionate love with
Thurgood ever' time I can have a baby. That's the very definition o'
satisfaction.
If you're not screaming and thrashing about at the height of ecstasy then
you're doing something wrong.
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Post by Bill Baker
Even lazy people take a shower once in a while.
It takes more'n just 'at to dislodge smegmatical chunks. I seen summa
them things as big as a quarter! You should see 'em go SPLAT down at
the Mexican gay bars!
Why would it take more than that if they go SPLAT so easily?
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Post by Bill Baker
You mean like some people just teach their wives to lie still so they can
feel like a necrophiliac?
Thurgood doesn't do 'at for no prurient reason. He's just a trying to
help prolong the experience for the both of us. After while I start a
squirming and a thrashing around something fierce. We don't want alla
them wonderful sensations to end too soon.
Why worry about ending so soon when you can just go again in another hour?
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I'd imagine it would taste pretty crappy! Haw! Haw! Haw!
That sure sounds like the voice of experience to me.
Imagination sounds like experience? That sure explains a lot.
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Post by Bill Baker
There you go worshiping Allah again.
I NEVER! "Alla" means "all of" not "Allah". Why do you hate Southern
talk so? I think it sounds Biblical.
I don't remember anyone in the Bible talking about Allah.
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Post by Bill Baker
Oh, I think your imagination is running just as wild and just as dirty as
mine is!
No way! My thoughts are as pure as a crystal mountain stream.
Not from what I've seen here in this post alone!
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I like to think of each religion as bicycle spokes, all pointing to the
same God.
That's Hindu nonsense. Religion is a one way street that leads from a
world of sin thru Our Holy Church and then straight (!!!) to Heaven.
Yep, and the same with other religions, too.
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Send me some pictures -
Your friend,
Lurlean
Now foreskin-tolerant
Does 'at make you happy, brother???
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Post by Bill Baker
I believe it! You're very entertaining.
But I don't never write for nobody's entertainment. I write to save
souls from eternal damnation. I think it's mean spirited o' you to
laugh at my creative efforts. It's like a going into the Louvre over
in Gai Paris and a laughing at a painting on accounta you just don't
happen t'understand Fine Art. That's what my Holiness preaching is,
you know. Do you know there was 'is congress man or sumpin' out here
who proposed a making all religious literature and advertising carry
the disclaimer "for entertainment purposes only". Ain't 'at just all
rude?! He even wanted to stamp Holy Bibles with "adults only"
warnings. I think 'at's sick.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, the clergy are usually dressed in more color than that, anyway.
How many queer priests do you personally know? How many a' you known
in the Biblical sense? Do they usually take their priestly robes off
during the act?
Post by Bill Baker
The kind that doesn't screen people at the door.
We can't afford to let no kinda riff raff into God's One True Church.
Heathens a'way's wanna disrupt the faith healing service.
Post by Bill Baker
I don't attend church seriously. I just like to see the shocked look on
uptight people's faces.
So you go to very orthodox churches, HUH? Did you ever go into one a
wearing kinda revealing clothes - such as your tight pants or short
shorts what let your long foreskin peek thru at the bottom? What
about a tight tank top 'at lets your hairy arm pits drip sweat all
over the pew's? I'm a feeling warm just a thinking about 'at
scenario. Sister Sunshine usta do 'at kinda provocative stuff when she
was fulla the devil. She would go to Pentecostal churches in a mini
skirt without no under wear on and try to sit up front where she could
spread her legs to put on a little show to try to distract the
preacher. She says she usta pick up tricks in churches. That
wouldn't never try that kinda FILTH in Our Most Holy Church.
Post by Bill Baker
No, they wouldn't bat an eye at something like that. It wouldn't be any
fun.
Ain't mosta your Satanical "churches" into heavy bondage and
discipline?
Post by Bill Baker
And I'm sure she appreciated every minute of it!
But she lived fast and DIED young! To many party's, drugs, dirty
movie's and sex tricks!
Post by Bill Baker
Of course he doesn't, he's the pervert!
He is NOT! Don't you keep memorabilia of the mile stones you queers
a' reached in a ruining marriage for the whole world - such as a lista
states what's allowed such wickedness to prosper? How's 'at any
diff'rent from a keeping a wall for foreskins? They're saved in
little plastic envelopes so's they won't stink as they shrivel up any
way's.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you said my foreskin was all floppy and like an elephant's trunk?
I was just asking you 'bout 'at. My conclusion is that since your
foreskin doesn't stink it must be pretty small so's very little smegma
ever piles up down there. O' course, if'n you sent me a picture I
could see alla this for myself, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
It might, seeing as how I've seen my mother breast feed my brother.
I think it's abusive for a woman to put on such a display afore her
children. Was she a flower power girl back in the sixty's? Do you
gotta beard, Bill?
Post by Bill Baker
Nearly everything you write is gay, about gays or describing in lurid detail
their sexual practices.
Them's just revelations o' the utter depravity o' the homo sexual -
things your kind tries hard (!!!) to keep covered up..
Post by Bill Baker
Some of my gay friends had never heard of "snowballing" before.
Maybe they don't call it 'at - but I think they were familiar with the
practice - even experienced in it. Some people calls it "spooge
swapping". Naturally they often got other colorful words for spooge
since they like it n so many diff'rent flavors, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
Others are disgusted by your descriptions of coprophilia and say they could never do
that.
Do you mean the RIMMING? Well - if'n doesn't nobody never do it none
why is there plenty of it in pert near ever' queer porno what's ever
been made? Somebody gets off on alla that sicko stuff - and it sure
ain't Good and Godly people like me.
Post by Bill Baker
It sure is easy to hear about things you're actively engaged in, HUH?
No way! I am totally faithful to my husband. I wouldn't even wanna
handle no gerbils - much less stuff one you know where. You know -
out here early of a morning they run this long info mercial on the TV
a showing this supposed woman "doctor" dressed in a mini skirt and a
giving you a view deep down into the depths o' silicone valley and a
saying sumpin' like "Every man wants his you-know-what to be longer,
thicker and stronger". Even though it's mostly aimed at straight
men, it's the queers what orders the phony product she's a selling.
It's supposta be made from an age old herbal formula. The old slut
offers a double money back guarantee for when it turns out not to work
- which it won't never. Do you get 'at back in Hibbing, Minnesota,
Bill? Or is it Troy, Michigan? Or GARRRY, Indiana??? Look here...

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extamax/
Post by Bill Baker
I acknowledge when you're right about things. Too bad you almost never
acknowledge when you're wrong about things.
Oh, I can be mistook about some things. I a'way's try to own up to my
genuine errors too. It's just 'at I'm careful not to never lie about
nothing.
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, you're just looking to join in the fun, aren't you?
No way! Is it so wrong to live vicariously? You don't get no herpes
from that. Or even the himpes. Is that the all queer variety - or
just the man's formula? Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
Well then your god must be Satan since what you wrote wasn't true.
What part do you think ain't True. I often reveal the hidden Truth
people like you just can't recognize.
Post by Bill Baker
Thanks to your writing like this I'm convincing more and more people that
same-sex marriage would be a good thing.
How does it do that? What do I need to change to make the idea o'
queer SHAM marriage sound as disgusting as what it really is?
Post by Bill Baker
Is it OK if I leave butt prints there?
You mean on the ground? Why would you wanna do that? Is your butt
real hairy, Bill? I was just a wondering. Thurgood says I can look
at pictures of other men so long as I don't actually cheat. I got
what you might call a clinical interest in the body's and sexual
habits o' sick perverts like you. My personal research tells me, for
example, that most queer men's got nipples what's larger'n normal. Do
YOU???
Post by Bill Baker
If I misconstrued it then it must not have been the truth.
No, it was. You just garbled up the words and tried to say they mean
sumpin' else besides what they mean.
Post by Bill Baker
Actually, some men think that women look better with a little extra weight.
More cushion for the pushin' is what they say.
Thurgood wants me to be think and fair and quiet in the bed room. Did
i ever tell you about the white shroud and the lily?
Post by Bill Baker
Not at all.
Do they know you're all queer?
Post by Bill Baker
I live within 500 miles of there.
Why is this such a secret? Will you tell me if'n I get it right?
What about Oak Park, Illinois.
Post by Bill Baker
I think it's great that people in the Deep South are starting to learn to
recognize the letters of the alphabet.
Oh please! We are very literate. Just look how much True Gospel
Preaching I churn out ever' day.
Post by Bill Baker
And here I thought you'd gone all civilized on me.
I'm more civilized than what you are. I don't show off in no gay
bars. Were your nipples all hard when the queers were a swarming
around you, brother?
Post by Bill Baker
Flesh? Yes, most queer men do have that.
No, I mean the herpes family o' viruses.
Post by Bill Baker
If it ever does get that way, I'll be sure to go to a secular doctor and get
it taken care of.
They'll just wanna get you hooked on some kinda pill or t'other. My
husband will up root that nasty foreskin o' your'n from the roots!
Imagine a being FREE from foreskin and alla its ugly limitations.
Post by Bill Baker
Isn't that where the incest is more common?
No way! That's in rural area's up in places like Maine and Minnesota
where people get the cabin fever. Don't even get me started on them
Canadians and their frozen smegma.
Post by Bill Baker
Not really, and neither do many of my homosexual friends.
Do I gotta teach you ever'thing about homo sexual depravity? How do
you think I find out about alla these queer perversions? I just keep
my ears open when I'm around alla the queers. Looky here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_(sex)#Genital-genital_sex
Post by Bill Baker
What name do you use? Maybe I'll sign up in order to say hello to you
there.
Well - I personally don't never go on 'at filthy sex site - mostly on
accounta I'm a straight woman totally devoted to her loving husband.
But I HEARD that Brother Phinehas very occasionally monitors the group
under the handle "Radical". If'n you sign up please post a revealing
photo plus alla your stats. Brother Phinehas will then advise me how
truly depraved you really are.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, you're just trying to get me to say what you want to hear. But that's
OK, this is a lot of fun!
I only want the Truth outa any man - even a perverted uncircumcised
blasphemer. I guess you could say I got some kinda thing for you. I
will a'way's be faithful to my husband o' course - but I would like to
get to know you better.
Post by Bill Baker
No, just some laughter from a very strange woman's Usenet posts!
Are you a calling me very strange? You KNOW I ain't nothing like
'at. I'm a good woman. I go to Church three times a week at least.
I take good cara my family and friends. I preach the True and Full
Gospel and lead sinners to the Lord ever' day. How does a doing alla
them wonderful things make me strange?
Post by Bill Baker
From what I can see you're not bad looking.
Does my beauty make you wanna go straight?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not surprised to hear that.
You wouldn't want the multiple personality disorder to over whelm
neither of us, wouldja? So send me some pictures OF YOU so's we can
all keep our wits about us. 'At's only a theory by the way - not the
Truth I'm a'way's so careful to preach.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that what you like to fantasize that I do?
I don't actually fantasize about you. I just wonder what kinda stuff
you really do - and what your body looks like. Do you got a lotta
hair on your back, for instance. These details will help me focus my
ecstatic visions.
Post by Bill Baker
I said so? Where?
in the post where you said you'd do what ever it takes.
Post by Bill Baker
Well, too bad then.
You could a'way's join the Church. You won't be able to reveal no
kinda revealing clothes in the Holy Sanctuary.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that what your Aunt Sister told you?
I don't not no such mixed up relatives. I didn't grow up in the
mountains where people can't get out and mingle.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I usually crave the taste of a good steak.
Do you mean TUBE steak?!?! Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
The back winder is near the street?
Pert near, yes. You gotta go down a little walk way to get to the
back winders - but it's all accessible from the side walk.
Post by Bill Baker
The word "Bible" isn't even in the Bible!
It's on the cover!
Post by Bill Baker
Not as often as I'd like!
Can you give me a nice round number? Do you have sex ever' week, for
instance? Do you play with your own ding-a-ling?
Post by Bill Baker
Well, that's not a bat!
It feels like a cannon when it fires me into orbit!
Post by Bill Baker
Kentucky is part Southern and part Appalachian.
The people there doesn't necessarily think so. Indiana is right
across the river from there, you know. You know about Indiana,
right? Ever been to Fort Wayne? And Michigan is right above
Indiana. Tell me about Kalamazoo. See - I know my geography. Do you
ever go to that wicked nudist colony that's right near where Indiana,
Ohio and Kentucky meet? Do you consider Ohio a Midwestern State? Are
you from Youngstown???
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, whatever you want to believe.
No. That ain't what happened at all. He's my Jewish God father
though.
Post by Bill Baker
Where in the Bible does it say that about the Deep South?
It speaks of the Queen o' the South a rising up to rebuke the world's
last depraved generation.
Post by Bill Baker
See? You're still denying your denial.
No I ain't neither. What is it I'm supposta be a denying any way's?
Post by Bill Baker
Who would want to have sex in a dark room?
Most queers what goes to the gay bars - which you freely admitted you
do.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd rather the room be bright so I don't miss a second of the action!
Did you ever do it in a hospital bed?
Post by Bill Baker
I have no idea.
You all didn't never trade names, HUH? Typical queer behavior.
Post by Bill Baker
Bernadette was posting here for several years, though.
I saw right thru her little game the day I moved into that shack over
on Lezbo Lane. Burn-a-dyke was a poisoning my husband on accounta she
wanted to screw around with Sunshine.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, I know how much your church is into voyeurism.
'Tain't voyeurism - which is all about sex. It's more like
surveillance - which is all about a protecting people from harm.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you said some tries to crawl up your leg?
That's the virally infected kind. O' course, you got plentya that in
them queer flesh gyms too.
Post by Bill Baker
If that's the case, then why can't it crawl through a vent?
The little polly wogs all dies eventually, probably from the AIDS.
Post by Bill Baker
Why don't you just get God to tell you if you want to know so badly?
He decided to withhold dorect disclosure from me for now.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm within 500 miles of there.
Is Pennsylvania Mid Western or Mid Atlantic? What about Pittsburgh?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm within 500 miles of there, too.
I wanna know EXACTLY where you are.
Post by Bill Baker
Then you must be bringing it back with you from your spirit journeys.
No. I ain't been out 'at far still yet.
Post by Bill Baker
See what I mean about doing God's will?
I a'way's do God's Will. I just know I gotta be careful not to get
all carried away like old Icarus done with his wings.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that so? I'll have to remember that.
That's True when it comes to you asking for proofa God's promises and
special blessings.
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, none of those things.
Highblood pressure, fallen arches, gas pains, clap o' the yap?
Post by Bill Baker
No.
It must be real short then.
Post by Bill Baker
Even if all that's true, it's still hearsay.
But it passed muster with Dr. Hubert Hickey - future prince of all
America.
Post by Bill Baker
You're the one who said you didn't want to spread diseases to other planets,
even if it was God's will.
I didn't put it that-a-way. I said I didn't wanna be the one to
spread viral plagues from one spiral nebula to t'other.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought I read in here that you had one though? One of the other posters
was talking about it.
That was Scotty in Fort Lumbardwell. He was just a kidding. Like
you, he KNOWS better'n 'at. He's even my Facebook friend. You could
be too, you know. Are you a gonna look for "Radical" over on the
Squirt web site?
Post by Bill Baker
But you sure couldn't stop Sunshine from getting an abortion, could you?
She went to secular quacks and MURDERED Thurgood's precious baby.
That's why God promised him fourteen children in recompense. I told
him he could go seed her again thru the tubule. I'm all wore out from
a birthing baby's.
Post by Bill Baker
I already sent you nineteen.
I mean of YOU!
Post by Bill Baker
No.
That's a good thing. Some men get all wet and gooey down there.
Post by Bill Baker
So why don't they have a right to practice their religion? Don't you think
they should have the same rights as you?
In a True Theocracy they will have to choose from a lista approved
religions. Satanism won't be on it.
Post by Bill Baker
Why are you so hateful towards other people's religion?
I ain't. I love ever'body - even the faggots.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you wanted people to respect your religion. Why can't you respect theirs?
I do - if'n it's a real religion such as Buddhism or Christian Science
or Judaism. I got no time for $cientology or the "Rev" Ike.
Post by Bill Baker
Doesn't matter if they're grateful or not, it's still rape.
No it ain't. How come ain't nobody ever complaint about that kinda
treatment.
Post by Bill Baker
There's no condom that I've seen that includes that particular instruction.
Look again. Maybe you missed 'at part in your amazement over the siza
the ding-dong in the picture they showed.

http://www.trojancondoms.com/ArticleDetails.aspx?ArticleId=10

At least these instructions glorify STRAIGHT sex over queer.
Post by Bill Baker
By inviting a guy on a horse clad in latex to join...oh, I see what you're
thinking.
Only a pervert would make 'at connection. The man on the horse is
supposta suggest sex appeal - and that real sexy people take
precautions. Our Holy Church is diff'rent from t'others in 'at we
teach that it's a good thing for sex deviats to use rubbers ever'
time. We don;t want their diseases OR their unwanted children a
polluting God's Creation.
Post by Bill Baker
If that's what you want to imagine.
What about my preaching is untrue to life - in your opinion at least.
Do you shave your nutty buddy's?
Post by Bill Baker
If you're not screaming and thrashing about at the height of ecstasy then
you're doing something wrong.
We ain't a doing nothing wrong.
Post by Bill Baker
Why would it take more than that if they go SPLAT so easily?
Some of 'em's soaked in pee by 'at time.
Post by Bill Baker
Why worry about ending so soon when you can just go again in another hour?
He can't do that no more.
Post by Bill Baker
Imagination sounds like experience? That sure explains a lot.
Why don't you show insteada just a telling me stuff?
Post by Bill Baker
I don't remember anyone in the Bible talking about Allah.
I'll sell you a CD of my a pronouncing them two words for ou to clear
up any kinda confusion, OK? Only $1.
Post by Bill Baker
Not from what I've seen here in this post alone!
Hah! That's just you a trying to pee in my clean mountain stream.
Post by Bill Baker
Yep, and the same with other religions, too.
Our'n is the only True One though.
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
A full frontal nude photo of you would yank it completely outa the
water.


Jesus saveth


Mother Tucker
True Christian Sex Researcher
Bill Baker
2010-02-22 05:40:49 UTC
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On Sunday February 21 2010 15:32, Most Holy Mother Tucker <mother-
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I believe it! You're very entertaining.
But I don't never write for nobody's entertainment. I write to save
souls from eternal damnation. I think it's mean spirited o' you to
laugh at my creative efforts.
I think it's a huge compliment! You're very funny.
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It's like a going into the Louvre over in Gai Paris and a laughing at a
painting on accounta you just don't happen t'understand Fine Art.
If the Fine Art is funny, why not laugh?
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That's what my Holiness preaching is, you know. Do you know there was 'is
congress man or sumpin' out here who proposed a making all religious
literature and advertising carry the disclaimer "for entertainment
purposes only". Ain't 'at just all rude?!
Not really, they do the same thing for those phone psychics.
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He even wanted to stamp Holy Bibles with "adults only" warnings. I think
'at's sick.
Well some of the stories in there are pretty violent and a couple of the
books are pretty sexually explicit. I'm not saying I agree with him, I just
see where he's coming from.
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Nah, the clergy are usually dressed in more color than that, anyway.
How many queer priests do you personally know? How many a' you known
in the Biblical sense? Do they usually take their priestly robes off
during the act?
Honey, I insist on complete nudity from anyone I'm having sex with!
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The kind that doesn't screen people at the door.
We can't afford to let no kinda riff raff into God's One True Church.
Heathens a'way's wanna disrupt the faith healing service.
Well, maybe you could install a laugh track in there so they know when
they're supposed to laugh like they did in those old sitcoms. Then they
won't be so disruptive.
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I don't attend church seriously. I just like to see the shocked look on
uptight people's faces.
So you go to very orthodox churches, HUH? Did you ever go into one a
wearing kinda revealing clothes - such as your tight pants or short
shorts what let your long foreskin peek thru at the bottom? What
about a tight tank top 'at lets your hairy arm pits drip sweat all
over the pew's? I'm a feeling warm just a thinking about 'at
scenario. Sister Sunshine usta do 'at kinda provocative stuff when she
was fulla the devil. She would go to Pentecostal churches in a mini
skirt without no under wear on and try to sit up front where she could
spread her legs to put on a little show to try to distract the
preacher. She says she usta pick up tricks in churches. That
wouldn't never try that kinda FILTH in Our Most Holy Church.
Yeah, I know. Most of your clergy prefers gay porn.
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No, they wouldn't bat an eye at something like that. It wouldn't be any
fun.
Ain't mosta your Satanical "churches" into heavy bondage and
discipline?
Probably, that's why it wouldn't be any use trying to shock them.
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And I'm sure she appreciated every minute of it!
But she lived fast and DIED young! To many party's, drugs, dirty
movie's and sex tricks!
Hey, sometimes that's the best way to go! Who wants to end their life in an
old age home dying from some disease that doesn't allow you to do anything?
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Of course he doesn't, he's the pervert!
He is NOT! Don't you keep memorabilia of the mile stones you queers
a' reached in a ruining marriage for the whole world - such as a lista
states what's allowed such wickedness to prosper?
Nah, no need. I can always look that stuff up on Wikipedia if I want to.
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How's 'at any diff'rent from a keeping a wall for foreskins? They're
saved in little plastic envelopes so's they won't stink as they shrivel up
any way's.
That's *way* different! It's like a doctor keeping the placenta of every
baby he's delivered. If that's what you're into, more power to you, but
don't pretend it's not perverted.
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I thought you said my foreskin was all floppy and like an elephant's trunk?
I was just asking you 'bout 'at. My conclusion is that since your
foreskin doesn't stink it must be pretty small so's very little smegma
ever piles up down there. O' course, if'n you sent me a picture I
could see alla this for myself, HUH?
But you can see uncircumcised penises on lots of websites. Mine doesn't
look all that much different from anyone else's.
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It might, seeing as how I've seen my mother breast feed my brother.
I think it's abusive for a woman to put on such a display afore her
children.
Not really. I never saw anything dirty or anything like that.
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Was she a flower power girl back in the sixty's? Do you gotta beard,
Bill?
Actually she and my father are pretty straight-laced, even if they are
liberal. And no, I'm clean-shaven.
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Nearly everything you write is gay, about gays or describing in lurid
detail their sexual practices.
Them's just revelations o' the utter depravity o' the homo sexual -
things your kind tries hard (!!!) to keep covered up..
Exactly. Nearly everything you write about is gay or about gays and their
sexual practices.
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Some of my gay friends had never heard of "snowballing" before.
Maybe they don't call it 'at - but I think they were familiar with the
practice - even experienced in it.
No, I described it to them.
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Some people calls it "spooge swapping". Naturally they often got other
colorful words for spooge since they like it n so many diff'rent flavors,
HUH?
Why not use some flavoring to spice it up (or sweeten it up) a bit?
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Others are disgusted by your descriptions of coprophilia and say they
could never do that.
Do you mean the RIMMING? Well - if'n doesn't nobody never do it none
why is there plenty of it in pert near ever' queer porno what's ever
been made? Somebody gets off on alla that sicko stuff - and it sure
ain't Good and Godly people like me.
Not all of the homosexuals I know watch pornos.
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It sure is easy to hear about things you're actively engaged in, HUH?
No way! I am totally faithful to my husband. I wouldn't even wanna
handle no gerbils - much less stuff one you know where. You know -
out here early of a morning they run this long info mercial on the TV
a showing this supposed woman "doctor" dressed in a mini skirt and a
giving you a view deep down into the depths o' silicone valley and a
saying sumpin' like "Every man wants his you-know-what to be longer,
thicker and stronger". Even though it's mostly aimed at straight
men, it's the queers what orders the phony product she's a selling.
It's supposta be made from an age old herbal formula. The old slut
offers a double money back guarantee for when it turns out not to work
- which it won't never. Do you get 'at back in Hibbing, Minnesota,
Bill? Or is it Troy, Michigan? Or GARRRY, Indiana??? Look here...
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extamax/
Those commercials just seem silly and make the women look dumb. No real
cleverness or imagination to them at all.
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I acknowledge when you're right about things. Too bad you almost never
acknowledge when you're wrong about things.
Oh, I can be mistook about some things. I a'way's try to own up to my
genuine errors too. It's just 'at I'm careful not to never lie about
nothing.
So when you're wrong that means you're not speaking for God? Why can't you
tell before you're wrong?
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Ah, you're just looking to join in the fun, aren't you?
No way! Is it so wrong to live vicariously?
No, but living vicariously means you're not satisfied with your own life.
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You don't get no herpes from that. Or even the himpes. Is that the all
queer variety - or just the man's formula? Haw! Haw! Haw!
Probably! If you spell it with a capital H, is that the kind Jesus gets?
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Well then your god must be Satan since what you wrote wasn't true.
What part do you think ain't True. I often reveal the hidden Truth
people like you just can't recognize.
You said that queer men either hate women or want to be women. Some queer
men I know are neither.
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Thanks to your writing like this I'm convincing more and more people that
same-sex marriage would be a good thing.
How does it do that? What do I need to change to make the idea o'
queer SHAM marriage sound as disgusting as what it really is?
As long as you keep trying to make it sound disgusting I'll be able to
convince more people.
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Is it OK if I leave butt prints there?
You mean on the ground? Why would you wanna do that?
Well, you said no footprints so I was just imagining what other kinds of
prints I could leave.
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Is your butt real hairy, Bill? I was just a wondering. Thurgood says I
can look at pictures of other men so long as I don't actually cheat. I
got what you might call a clinical interest in the body's and sexual
habits o' sick perverts like you. My personal research tells me, for
example, that most queer men's got nipples what's larger'n normal. Do
YOU???
Large nipples have nothing to do with whether someone is gay or not. Some
men have them, others don't. Just like women.
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If I misconstrued it then it must not have been the truth.
No, it was. You just garbled up the words and tried to say they mean
sumpin' else besides what they mean.
No, what you wrote was pretty clearly not the truth.
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Actually, some men think that women look better with a little extra
weight. More cushion for the pushin' is what they say.
Thurgood wants me to be think and fair and quiet in the bed room.
Tell him to marry a supermodel next time, then. He didn't get a stick
figure, he got you.
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Did i ever tell you about the white shroud and the lily?
I don't believe you did.
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Not at all.
Do they know you're all queer?
They know my sexual preferences, if that's what you mean.
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I live within 500 miles of there.
Why is this such a secret? Will you tell me if'n I get it right?
No, because my answer will always be the same.
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What about Oak Park, Illinois.
I live within 500 miles of there.
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I think it's great that people in the Deep South are starting to learn to
recognize the letters of the alphabet.
Oh please! We are very literate. Just look how much True Gospel
Preaching I churn out ever' day.
It's all 'cause o' that there alphabet larnin'! Have you ever seen the TV
show Squidbillies? It's shows what most people think of when they think of
the Deep South.
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And here I thought you'd gone all civilized on me.
I'm more civilized than what you are. I don't show off in no gay
bars.
Who said I was showing off?
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Were your nipples all hard when the queers were a swarming around you,
brother?
I don't think so, but I can't be sure.
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Flesh? Yes, most queer men do have that.
No, I mean the herpes family o' viruses.
Like you said above, they probably have himpes.
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If it ever does get that way, I'll be sure to go to a secular doctor and
get it taken care of.
They'll just wanna get you hooked on some kinda pill or t'other. My
husband will up root that nasty foreskin o' your'n from the roots!
Imagine a being FREE from foreskin and alla its ugly limitations.
That's quite all right. I'll take my chances with a secular doctor anyway.
I've been to them before and have never gotten hooked on any pill of any
kind.
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Isn't that where the incest is more common?
No way! That's in rural area's up in places like Maine and Minnesota
where people get the cabin fever. Don't even get me started on them
Canadians and their frozen smegma.
De-ni-al.
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Not really, and neither do many of my homosexual friends.
Do I gotta teach you ever'thing about homo sexual depravity? How do
you think I find out about alla these queer perversions? I just keep
my ears open when I'm around alla the queers. Looky here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_(sex)#Genital-genital_sex
I'm sure your ears aren't all you keep open! Or is that what they call
aural sex? Haw! Haw! Haw!
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What name do you use? Maybe I'll sign up in order to say hello to you
there.
Well - I personally don't never go on 'at filthy sex site - mostly on
accounta I'm a straight woman totally devoted to her loving husband.
But I HEARD that Brother Phinehas very occasionally monitors the group
under the handle "Radical". If'n you sign up please post a revealing
photo plus alla your stats. Brother Phinehas will then advise me how
truly depraved you really are.
Nah, if he's on there it's probably too perverted for me.
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Nah, you're just trying to get me to say what you want to hear. But
that's OK, this is a lot of fun!
I only want the Truth outa any man - even a perverted uncircumcised
blasphemer.
But if I say something that you don't think is the truth, then you're not
going to believe me anyway.
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I guess you could say I got some kinda thing for you. I will a'way's be
faithful to my husband o' course - but I would like to get to know you
better.
Well you already know more about me than most people on the Internet.
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No, just some laughter from a very strange woman's Usenet posts!
Are you a calling me very strange? You KNOW I ain't nothing like
'at. I'm a good woman.
Who says you have to be bad to be strange?
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I go to Church three times a week at least. I take good cara my family and
friends. I preach the True and Full Gospel and lead sinners to the Lord
ever' day. How does a doing alla them wonderful things make me strange?
None of those makes you strange (well maybe the going to church 3 times a
week does). It's what you post in here.
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From what I can see you're not bad looking.
Does my beauty make you wanna go straight?
How do you know I'm not already? Besides, whether I'm gay or straight I'm
not changing it for any woman or man.
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I'm not surprised to hear that.
You wouldn't want the multiple personality disorder to over whelm
neither of us, wouldja? So send me some pictures OF YOU so's we can
all keep our wits about us. 'At's only a theory by the way - not the
Truth I'm a'way's so careful to preach.
My wits are perfectly fine without sending you any pictures of myself.
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Is that what you like to fantasize that I do?
I don't actually fantasize about you. I just wonder what kinda stuff
you really do - and what your body looks like. Do you got a lotta
hair on your back, for instance. These details will help me focus my
ecstatic visions.
That's kind of the definition of fantasizing.
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I said so? Where?
in the post where you said you'd do what ever it takes.
Who said it ever took that? Your imagination is really running into
overtime.
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Well, too bad then.
You could a'way's join the Church. You won't be able to reveal no
kinda revealing clothes in the Holy Sanctuary.
Only if my camcorder is coming in with me.
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Is that what your Aunt Sister told you?
I don't not no such mixed up relatives. I didn't grow up in the
mountains where people can't get out and mingle.
It's not just in the mountains, you know.
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Nah, I usually crave the taste of a good steak.
Do you mean TUBE steak?!?! Haw! Haw! Haw!
You just can't carry on a conversation without thinking about sex can you?
I think you're more perverted than I am!
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The back winder is near the street?
Pert near, yes. You gotta go down a little walk way to get to the
back winders - but it's all accessible from the side walk.
That sounds like something a voyeur would do.
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The word "Bible" isn't even in the Bible!
It's on the cover!
But it's not inside!
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Not as often as I'd like!
Can you give me a nice round number? Do you have sex ever' week, for
instance? Do you play with your own ding-a-ling?
Well I couldn't give you a round number, since the only round number is
zero. Let's just say I'm pretty busy and don't always have time for it.
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Well, that's not a bat!
It feels like a cannon when it fires me into orbit!
Did you know that you can get into orbit with a bike and a ramp on Deimos,
one of Mars' moons? And a thrown baseball can get into orbit on its other
moon, Phobos.
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Kentucky is part Southern and part Appalachian.
The people there doesn't necessarily think so.
That doesn't surprise me.
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Indiana is right across the river from there, you know. You know about
Indiana, right? Ever been to Fort Wayne?
I've been through there. I never stopped there, though.
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And Michigan is right above Indiana. Tell me about Kalamazoo.
Kalamazoo is where I went to college at Western Michigan University.
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See - I know my geography. Do you ever go to that wicked nudist colony
that's right near where Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky meet?
I've never been there, but it sounds like a fun place to visit!
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Do you consider Ohio a Midwestern State?
Yes, because it is. Here's a list of all the Midwestern states:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States
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Are you from Youngstown???
I live within 500 miles of there.
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Hey, whatever you want to believe.
No. That ain't what happened at all. He's my Jewish God father
though.
If you say so.
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Where in the Bible does it say that about the Deep South?
It speaks of the Queen o' the South a rising up to rebuke the world's
last depraved generation.
But it doesn't specifically say the Deep South.
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See? You're still denying your denial.
No I ain't neither. What is it I'm supposta be a denying any way's?
The fact that you're in denial.
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Who would want to have sex in a dark room?
Most queers what goes to the gay bars - which you freely admitted you
do.
Who said I ever had sex there?
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I'd rather the room be bright so I don't miss a second of the action!
Did you ever do it in a hospital bed?
No, but that's not a bad idea.
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I have no idea.
You all didn't never trade names, HUH? Typical queer behavior.
So you know the name of every single person who ever gave you a compliment
in your entire life?
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Bernadette was posting here for several years, though.
I saw right thru her little game the day I moved into that shack over
on Lezbo Lane. Burn-a-dyke was a poisoning my husband on accounta she
wanted to screw around with Sunshine.
But she still fooled everyone else.
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Yes, I know how much your church is into voyeurism.
'Tain't voyeurism - which is all about sex. It's more like
surveillance - which is all about a protecting people from harm.
That's voyeurism.
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I thought you said some tries to crawl up your leg?
That's the virally infected kind. O' course, you got plentya that in
them queer flesh gyms too.
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If that's the case, then why can't it crawl through a vent?
The little polly wogs all dies eventually, probably from the AIDS.
So there you go. By your own admission it could have just crawled through
the vents.
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Why don't you just get God to tell you if you want to know so badly?
He decided to withhold dorect disclosure from me for now.
Sounds like God doesn't think you can handle the truth.
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I'm within 500 miles of there.
Is Pennsylvania Mid Western or Mid Atlantic? What about Pittsburgh?
Why don't you look it up? Wikipedia is a good resource.
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I'm within 500 miles of there, too.
I wanna know EXACTLY where you are.
And I want to make millions of dollars without having to do anything to earn
it. Looks like neither one of us is getting what we want.
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Then you must be bringing it back with you from your spirit journeys.
No. I ain't been out 'at far still yet.
Then how do you know they're out there?
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See what I mean about doing God's will?
I a'way's do God's Will. I just know I gotta be careful not to get
all carried away like old Icarus done with his wings.
So you have wax wings in the afterlife?
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Is that so? I'll have to remember that.
That's True when it comes to you asking for proofa God's promises and
special blessings.
Now you didn't say that. No sneaky changing the rules in the middle of the
game!
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Nope, none of those things.
Highblood pressure, fallen arches, gas pains, clap o' the yap?
Not those, either.
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No.
It must be real short then.
Or I'm just really careful.
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Even if all that's true, it's still hearsay.
But it passed muster with Dr. Hubert Hickey - future prince of all
America.
Even if that's true, it's still hearsay.
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You're the one who said you didn't want to spread diseases to other
planets, even if it was God's will.
I didn't put it that-a-way. I said I didn't wanna be the one to
spread viral plagues from one spiral nebula to t'other.
But what if it's God's will that you do that? Wouldn't you be disobeying
him if you didn't?
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I thought I read in here that you had one though? One of the other
posters was talking about it.
That was Scotty in Fort Lumbardwell. He was just a kidding.
I don't know, he sounded pretty serious.
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Like you, he KNOWS better'n 'at. He's even my Facebook friend. You could
be too, you know. Are you a gonna look for "Radical" over on the
Squirt web site?
Nah, I don't need to pick up strange old men on some website.
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But you sure couldn't stop Sunshine from getting an abortion, could you?
She went to secular quacks and MURDERED Thurgood's precious baby.
That's why God promised him fourteen children in recompense. I told
him he could go seed her again thru the tubule. I'm all wore out from
a birthing baby's.
I thought you were going to have fourteen or more? Won't your father start
drawing eggs on the wall and crossing them out if you don't continue to have
babies? Don't you hear the screams of your unfertilized eggs?
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I already sent you nineteen.
I mean of YOU!
Sorry, I don't take pictures of myself.
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No.
That's a good thing. Some men get all wet and gooey down there.
That can happen. But if you wash it, it won't get diseased or infected.
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So why don't they have a right to practice their religion? Don't you
think they should have the same rights as you?
In a True Theocracy they will have to choose from a lista approved
religions. Satanism won't be on it.
Well you can have your theocracy. Most people would rather live in a free
country.
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Why are you so hateful towards other people's religion?
I ain't. I love ever'body - even the faggots.
But you hate other people's religion.
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I thought you wanted people to respect your religion. Why can't you respect theirs?
I do - if'n it's a real religion such as Buddhism or Christian Science
or Judaism. I got no time for $cientology or the "Rev" Ike.
Why not? Don't they have a right to believe what they want?
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Doesn't matter if they're grateful or not, it's still rape.
No it ain't. How come ain't nobody ever complaint about that kinda
treatment.
I can think of a number of reasons that's practiced by sexual perverts.
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There's no condom that I've seen that includes that particular instruction.
Look again. Maybe you missed 'at part in your amazement over the siza
the ding-dong in the picture they showed.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/ArticleDetails.aspx?ArticleId=10
It looks pretty small to me.
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At least these instructions glorify STRAIGHT sex over queer.
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By inviting a guy on a horse clad in latex to join...oh, I see what
you're thinking.
Only a pervert would make 'at connection. The man on the horse is
supposta suggest sex appeal - and that real sexy people take
precautions.
So...the man on the horse suggests sex appeal but we're not supposed to
think he's sexy enough to have sex with?
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Our Holy Church is diff'rent from t'others in 'at we teach that it's a
good thing for sex deviats to use rubbers ever' time. We don;t want their
diseases OR their unwanted children a polluting God's Creation.
Maybe they think the same about you.
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If that's what you want to imagine.
What about my preaching is untrue to life - in your opinion at least.
Do you shave your nutty buddy's?
Pretty much everything you preach is either wildly inaccurate or at least
greatly exaggerated.
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If you're not screaming and thrashing about at the height of ecstasy then
you're doing something wrong.
We ain't a doing nothing wrong.
Good, I'm glad to hear you no longer have to lie there like a corpse.
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Why would it take more than that if they go SPLAT so easily?
Some of 'em's soaked in pee by 'at time.
So you admit that it doesn't take much to dislodge these "chunks" you claim
to see.
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Why worry about ending so soon when you can just go again in another hour?
He can't do that no more.
What a slacker.
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Imagination sounds like experience? That sure explains a lot.
Why don't you show insteada just a telling me stuff?
You want a picture of me rimming somebody? I thought you didn't like that
stuff?
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I don't remember anyone in the Bible talking about Allah.
I'll sell you a CD of my a pronouncing them two words for ou to clear
up any kinda confusion, OK? Only $1.
It doesn't matter how you pronounce it. I just know you're trying to sneak
in some Islamic propaganda into your preaching!
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Post by Bill Baker
Not from what I've seen here in this post alone!
Hah! That's just you a trying to pee in my clean mountain stream.
No need to with all of the fish mating in there.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yep, and the same with other religions, too.
Our'n is the only True One though.
That's what the other religions say, too.
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Post by Bill Baker
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
A full frontal nude photo of you would yank it completely outa the
water.
Why would I want to do that to you?
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Post by Bill Baker
I believe it! You're very entertaining.
But I don't never write for nobody's entertainment. I write to save
souls from eternal damnation. I think it's mean spirited o' you to
laugh at my creative efforts. It's like a going into the Louvre over
in Gai Paris and a laughing at a painting on accounta you just don't
happen t'understand Fine Art. That's what my Holiness preaching is,
you know. Do you know there was 'is congress man or sumpin' out here
who proposed a making all religious literature and advertising carry
the disclaimer "for entertainment purposes only". Ain't 'at just all
rude?! He even wanted to stamp Holy Bibles with "adults only"
warnings. I think 'at's sick.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, the clergy are usually dressed in more color than that, anyway.
How many queer priests do you personally know? How many a' you known
in the Biblical sense? Do they usually take their priestly robes off
during the act?
Post by Bill Baker
The kind that doesn't screen people at the door.
We can't afford to let no kinda riff raff into God's One True Church.
Heathens a'way's wanna disrupt the faith healing service.
Post by Bill Baker
I don't attend church seriously. I just like to see the shocked look on
uptight people's faces.
So you go to very orthodox churches, HUH? Did you ever go into one a
wearing kinda revealing clothes - such as your tight pants or short
shorts what let your long foreskin peek thru at the bottom? What
about a tight tank top 'at lets your hairy arm pits drip sweat all
over the pew's? I'm a feeling warm just a thinking about 'at
scenario. Sister Sunshine usta do 'at kinda provocative stuff when she
was fulla the devil. She would go to Pentecostal churches in a mini
skirt without no under wear on and try to sit up front where she could
spread her legs to put on a little show to try to distract the
preacher. She says she usta pick up tricks in churches. That
wouldn't never try that kinda FILTH in Our Most Holy Church.
Post by Bill Baker
No, they wouldn't bat an eye at something like that. It wouldn't be any
fun.
Ain't mosta your Satanical "churches" into heavy bondage and
discipline?
Post by Bill Baker
And I'm sure she appreciated every minute of it!
But she lived fast and DIED young! To many party's, drugs, dirty
movie's and sex tricks!
Post by Bill Baker
Of course he doesn't, he's the pervert!
He is NOT! Don't you keep memorabilia of the mile stones you queers
a' reached in a ruining marriage for the whole world - such as a lista
states what's allowed such wickedness to prosper? How's 'at any
diff'rent from a keeping a wall for foreskins? They're saved in
little plastic envelopes so's they won't stink as they shrivel up any
way's.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you said my foreskin was all floppy and like an elephant's trunk?
I was just asking you 'bout 'at. My conclusion is that since your
foreskin doesn't stink it must be pretty small so's very little smegma
ever piles up down there. O' course, if'n you sent me a picture I
could see alla this for myself, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
It might, seeing as how I've seen my mother breast feed my brother.
I think it's abusive for a woman to put on such a display afore her
children. Was she a flower power girl back in the sixty's? Do you
gotta beard, Bill?
Post by Bill Baker
Nearly everything you write is gay, about gays or describing in lurid detail
their sexual practices.
Them's just revelations o' the utter depravity o' the homo sexual -
things your kind tries hard (!!!) to keep covered up..
Post by Bill Baker
Some of my gay friends had never heard of "snowballing" before.
Maybe they don't call it 'at - but I think they were familiar with the
practice - even experienced in it. Some people calls it "spooge
swapping". Naturally they often got other colorful words for spooge
since they like it n so many diff'rent flavors, HUH?
Post by Bill Baker
Others are disgusted by your descriptions of coprophilia and say they could never do
that.
Do you mean the RIMMING? Well - if'n doesn't nobody never do it none
why is there plenty of it in pert near ever' queer porno what's ever
been made? Somebody gets off on alla that sicko stuff - and it sure
ain't Good and Godly people like me.
Post by Bill Baker
It sure is easy to hear about things you're actively engaged in, HUH?
No way! I am totally faithful to my husband. I wouldn't even wanna
handle no gerbils - much less stuff one you know where. You know -
out here early of a morning they run this long info mercial on the TV
a showing this supposed woman "doctor" dressed in a mini skirt and a
giving you a view deep down into the depths o' silicone valley and a
saying sumpin' like "Every man wants his you-know-what to be longer,
thicker and stronger". Even though it's mostly aimed at straight
men, it's the queers what orders the phony product she's a selling.
It's supposta be made from an age old herbal formula. The old slut
offers a double money back guarantee for when it turns out not to work
- which it won't never. Do you get 'at back in Hibbing, Minnesota,
Bill? Or is it Troy, Michigan? Or GARRRY, Indiana??? Look here...
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/extamax/
Post by Bill Baker
I acknowledge when you're right about things. Too bad you almost never
acknowledge when you're wrong about things.
Oh, I can be mistook about some things. I a'way's try to own up to my
genuine errors too. It's just 'at I'm careful not to never lie about
nothing.
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, you're just looking to join in the fun, aren't you?
No way! Is it so wrong to live vicariously? You don't get no herpes
from that. Or even the himpes. Is that the all queer variety - or
just the man's formula? Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
Well then your god must be Satan since what you wrote wasn't true.
What part do you think ain't True. I often reveal the hidden Truth
people like you just can't recognize.
Post by Bill Baker
Thanks to your writing like this I'm convincing more and more people that
same-sex marriage would be a good thing.
How does it do that? What do I need to change to make the idea o'
queer SHAM marriage sound as disgusting as what it really is?
Post by Bill Baker
Is it OK if I leave butt prints there?
You mean on the ground? Why would you wanna do that? Is your butt
real hairy, Bill? I was just a wondering. Thurgood says I can look
at pictures of other men so long as I don't actually cheat. I got
what you might call a clinical interest in the body's and sexual
habits o' sick perverts like you. My personal research tells me, for
example, that most queer men's got nipples what's larger'n normal. Do
YOU???
Post by Bill Baker
If I misconstrued it then it must not have been the truth.
No, it was. You just garbled up the words and tried to say they mean
sumpin' else besides what they mean.
Post by Bill Baker
Actually, some men think that women look better with a little extra weight.
More cushion for the pushin' is what they say.
Thurgood wants me to be think and fair and quiet in the bed room. Did
i ever tell you about the white shroud and the lily?
Post by Bill Baker
Not at all.
Do they know you're all queer?
Post by Bill Baker
I live within 500 miles of there.
Why is this such a secret? Will you tell me if'n I get it right?
What about Oak Park, Illinois.
Post by Bill Baker
I think it's great that people in the Deep South are starting to learn to
recognize the letters of the alphabet.
Oh please! We are very literate. Just look how much True Gospel
Preaching I churn out ever' day.
Post by Bill Baker
And here I thought you'd gone all civilized on me.
I'm more civilized than what you are. I don't show off in no gay
bars. Were your nipples all hard when the queers were a swarming
around you, brother?
Post by Bill Baker
Flesh? Yes, most queer men do have that.
No, I mean the herpes family o' viruses.
Post by Bill Baker
If it ever does get that way, I'll be sure to go to a secular doctor and get
it taken care of.
They'll just wanna get you hooked on some kinda pill or t'other. My
husband will up root that nasty foreskin o' your'n from the roots!
Imagine a being FREE from foreskin and alla its ugly limitations.
Post by Bill Baker
Isn't that where the incest is more common?
No way! That's in rural area's up in places like Maine and Minnesota
where people get the cabin fever. Don't even get me started on them
Canadians and their frozen smegma.
Post by Bill Baker
Not really, and neither do many of my homosexual friends.
Do I gotta teach you ever'thing about homo sexual depravity? How do
you think I find out about alla these queer perversions? I just keep
my ears open when I'm around alla the queers. Looky here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_(sex)#Genital-genital_sex
Post by Bill Baker
What name do you use? Maybe I'll sign up in order to say hello to you
there.
Well - I personally don't never go on 'at filthy sex site - mostly on
accounta I'm a straight woman totally devoted to her loving husband.
But I HEARD that Brother Phinehas very occasionally monitors the group
under the handle "Radical". If'n you sign up please post a revealing
photo plus alla your stats. Brother Phinehas will then advise me how
truly depraved you really are.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, you're just trying to get me to say what you want to hear. But that's
OK, this is a lot of fun!
I only want the Truth outa any man - even a perverted uncircumcised
blasphemer. I guess you could say I got some kinda thing for you. I
will a'way's be faithful to my husband o' course - but I would like to
get to know you better.
Post by Bill Baker
No, just some laughter from a very strange woman's Usenet posts!
Are you a calling me very strange? You KNOW I ain't nothing like
'at. I'm a good woman. I go to Church three times a week at least.
I take good cara my family and friends. I preach the True and Full
Gospel and lead sinners to the Lord ever' day. How does a doing alla
them wonderful things make me strange?
Post by Bill Baker
From what I can see you're not bad looking.
Does my beauty make you wanna go straight?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not surprised to hear that.
You wouldn't want the multiple personality disorder to over whelm
neither of us, wouldja? So send me some pictures OF YOU so's we can
all keep our wits about us. 'At's only a theory by the way - not the
Truth I'm a'way's so careful to preach.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that what you like to fantasize that I do?
I don't actually fantasize about you. I just wonder what kinda stuff
you really do - and what your body looks like. Do you got a lotta
hair on your back, for instance. These details will help me focus my
ecstatic visions.
Post by Bill Baker
I said so? Where?
in the post where you said you'd do what ever it takes.
Post by Bill Baker
Well, too bad then.
You could a'way's join the Church. You won't be able to reveal no
kinda revealing clothes in the Holy Sanctuary.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that what your Aunt Sister told you?
I don't not no such mixed up relatives. I didn't grow up in the
mountains where people can't get out and mingle.
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, I usually crave the taste of a good steak.
Do you mean TUBE steak?!?! Haw! Haw! Haw!
Post by Bill Baker
The back winder is near the street?
Pert near, yes. You gotta go down a little walk way to get to the
back winders - but it's all accessible from the side walk.
Post by Bill Baker
The word "Bible" isn't even in the Bible!
It's on the cover!
Post by Bill Baker
Not as often as I'd like!
Can you give me a nice round number? Do you have sex ever' week, for
instance? Do you play with your own ding-a-ling?
Post by Bill Baker
Well, that's not a bat!
It feels like a cannon when it fires me into orbit!
Post by Bill Baker
Kentucky is part Southern and part Appalachian.
The people there doesn't necessarily think so. Indiana is right
across the river from there, you know. You know about Indiana,
right? Ever been to Fort Wayne? And Michigan is right above
Indiana. Tell me about Kalamazoo. See - I know my geography. Do you
ever go to that wicked nudist colony that's right near where Indiana,
Ohio and Kentucky meet? Do you consider Ohio a Midwestern State? Are
you from Youngstown???
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, whatever you want to believe.
No. That ain't what happened at all. He's my Jewish God father
though.
Post by Bill Baker
Where in the Bible does it say that about the Deep South?
It speaks of the Queen o' the South a rising up to rebuke the world's
last depraved generation.
Post by Bill Baker
See? You're still denying your denial.
No I ain't neither. What is it I'm supposta be a denying any way's?
Post by Bill Baker
Who would want to have sex in a dark room?
Most queers what goes to the gay bars - which you freely admitted you
do.
Post by Bill Baker
I'd rather the room be bright so I don't miss a second of the action!
Did you ever do it in a hospital bed?
Post by Bill Baker
I have no idea.
You all didn't never trade names, HUH? Typical queer behavior.
Post by Bill Baker
Bernadette was posting here for several years, though.
I saw right thru her little game the day I moved into that shack over
on Lezbo Lane. Burn-a-dyke was a poisoning my husband on accounta she
wanted to screw around with Sunshine.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, I know how much your church is into voyeurism.
'Tain't voyeurism - which is all about sex. It's more like
surveillance - which is all about a protecting people from harm.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you said some tries to crawl up your leg?
That's the virally infected kind. O' course, you got plentya that in
them queer flesh gyms too.
Post by Bill Baker
If that's the case, then why can't it crawl through a vent?
The little polly wogs all dies eventually, probably from the AIDS.
Post by Bill Baker
Why don't you just get God to tell you if you want to know so badly?
He decided to withhold dorect disclosure from me for now.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm within 500 miles of there.
Is Pennsylvania Mid Western or Mid Atlantic? What about Pittsburgh?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm within 500 miles of there, too.
I wanna know EXACTLY where you are.
Post by Bill Baker
Then you must be bringing it back with you from your spirit journeys.
No. I ain't been out 'at far still yet.
Post by Bill Baker
See what I mean about doing God's will?
I a'way's do God's Will. I just know I gotta be careful not to get
all carried away like old Icarus done with his wings.
Post by Bill Baker
Is that so? I'll have to remember that.
That's True when it comes to you asking for proofa God's promises and
special blessings.
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, none of those things.
Highblood pressure, fallen arches, gas pains, clap o' the yap?
Post by Bill Baker
No.
It must be real short then.
Post by Bill Baker
Even if all that's true, it's still hearsay.
But it passed muster with Dr. Hubert Hickey - future prince of all
America.
Post by Bill Baker
You're the one who said you didn't want to spread diseases to other planets,
even if it was God's will.
I didn't put it that-a-way. I said I didn't wanna be the one to
spread viral plagues from one spiral nebula to t'other.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought I read in here that you had one though? One of the other posters
was talking about it.
That was Scotty in Fort Lumbardwell. He was just a kidding. Like
you, he KNOWS better'n 'at. He's even my Facebook friend. You could
be too, you know. Are you a gonna look for "Radical" over on the
Squirt web site?
Post by Bill Baker
But you sure couldn't stop Sunshine from getting an abortion, could you?
She went to secular quacks and MURDERED Thurgood's precious baby.
That's why God promised him fourteen children in recompense. I told
him he could go seed her again thru the tubule. I'm all wore out from
a birthing baby's.
Post by Bill Baker
I already sent you nineteen.
I mean of YOU!
Post by Bill Baker
No.
That's a good thing. Some men get all wet and gooey down there.
Post by Bill Baker
So why don't they have a right to practice their religion? Don't you think
they should have the same rights as you?
In a True Theocracy they will have to choose from a lista approved
religions. Satanism won't be on it.
Post by Bill Baker
Why are you so hateful towards other people's religion?
I ain't. I love ever'body - even the faggots.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you wanted people to respect your religion. Why can't you respect theirs?
I do - if'n it's a real religion such as Buddhism or Christian Science
or Judaism. I got no time for $cientology or the "Rev" Ike.
Post by Bill Baker
Doesn't matter if they're grateful or not, it's still rape.
No it ain't. How come ain't nobody ever complaint about that kinda
treatment.
Post by Bill Baker
There's no condom that I've seen that includes that particular instruction.
Look again. Maybe you missed 'at part in your amazement over the siza
the ding-dong in the picture they showed.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/ArticleDetails.aspx?ArticleId=10
At least these instructions glorify STRAIGHT sex over queer.
Post by Bill Baker
By inviting a guy on a horse clad in latex to join...oh, I see what you're
thinking.
Only a pervert would make 'at connection. The man on the horse is
supposta suggest sex appeal - and that real sexy people take
precautions. Our Holy Church is diff'rent from t'others in 'at we
teach that it's a good thing for sex deviats to use rubbers ever'
time. We don;t want their diseases OR their unwanted children a
polluting God's Creation.
Post by Bill Baker
If that's what you want to imagine.
What about my preaching is untrue to life - in your opinion at least.
Do you shave your nutty buddy's?
Post by Bill Baker
If you're not screaming and thrashing about at the height of ecstasy then
you're doing something wrong.
We ain't a doing nothing wrong.
Post by Bill Baker
Why would it take more than that if they go SPLAT so easily?
Some of 'em's soaked in pee by 'at time.
Post by Bill Baker
Why worry about ending so soon when you can just go again in another hour?
He can't do that no more.
Post by Bill Baker
Imagination sounds like experience? That sure explains a lot.
Why don't you show insteada just a telling me stuff?
Post by Bill Baker
I don't remember anyone in the Bible talking about Allah.
I'll sell you a CD of my a pronouncing them two words for ou to clear
up any kinda confusion, OK? Only $1.
Post by Bill Baker
Not from what I've seen here in this post alone!
Hah! That's just you a trying to pee in my clean mountain stream.
Post by Bill Baker
Yep, and the same with other religions, too.
Our'n is the only True One though.
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
A full frontal nude photo of you would yank it completely outa the
water.
Jesus saveth
Mother Tucker
True Christian Sex Researcher
And this version of Mother Tucker can swear to the accuracy of what Sinshine
is supposed to have done as she in fact IS Sinshine, the woman who rolled
the near death Lurlean out of the bed to frolic with Thurgood as Lurlean
crawled away to safety.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
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And this version of Mother Tucker
I am the ONLY Mother Tucker! My first wife didn't never have no
baby's. I'm the ONLY woman what's been married to Dr. Thurgood Tucker
since the summer o' 2003.
Post by The Lesbians
can swear to the accuracy of what Sinshine
Sister Sunshine BROKE The grip o' sin - unlike you!
Post by The Lesbians
is supposed to have done as she in fact IS Sinshine,
No I ain't neither. I'm a good woman. Sister Sunshine fell from
grace - but she became a True Christian just like me.
Post by The Lesbians
the woman who rolled the near death Lurlean
I'm the ONLY Lurlean Tucker. I am pure!
Post by The Lesbians
out of the bed to frolic with Thurgood as Lurlean
I don't NEVER frolic with nobody. I'm completely faithful to my
devoted husband.
Post by The Lesbians
crawled away to safety.
I RUN away from lezbo's.


Jesus saves -

Mother Tucker
A True Christian
The Lesbians
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And this version of Mother Tucker
I am the ONLY Mother Tucker!

****Currently
My first wife didn't never have no
baby's

***Your first wife? So you are Thurgood in cyber-drag trying to cover up
your wife leaving and falling in love with a woman?
***That explains so very much

. I'm the ONLY woman what's been married to Dr. Thurgood Tucker
since the summer o' 2003.

****You married yourself?
Aren't you just the perfect narcissist.
Post by The Lesbians
can swear to the accuracy of what Sinshine
Sister Sunshine BROKE The grip o' sin - unlike you!

***The only grip that she broke was the grip that she had on other
men'spenises before she became your lil lovetoy
Post by The Lesbians
is supposed to have done as she in fact IS Sinshine,
No I ain't neither. I'm a good woman.

****You had a sex change?
Or are you discussing some kind of drag performance that you engage
in?

Sister Sunshine fell from
grace - but she became a True Christian just like me.

***She's a drag queen for Jesus as well?
Post by The Lesbians
the woman who rolled the near death Lurlean
I'm the ONLY Lurlean Tucker. I am pure!

***But you said earlier that you had a wife which makes you Thurgood
Post by The Lesbians
out of the bed to frolic with Thurgood as Lurlean
I don't NEVER frolic with nobody. I'm completely faithful to my
devoted husband.

***But you are your own husband, right?
Post by The Lesbians
crawled away to safety.
I RUN away from lezbo's.

***Because we historically find drag offensive and misogynistic.


Jesus saves -

Mother Tucker
A True Christian
***and Former sex worker and apparently a crossdresser
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On Feb 26, 9:44�pm, "The SENILE OLDE Lesbians"
Post by The Lesbians
****Currently
Period.
Post by The Lesbians
***Your first wife?
You KNOW I meant "my HUSBAND'S first wife". Wunna my baby's spit up
on my nice new white blouse when I was a writing 'at and I got
distracted. You're the one what said she was a sleeping with WOMEN
still yet in spita her mock marriage!
Post by The Lesbians
So you are Thurgood in cyber-drag
No. I'm Lurlean Tucker. Thurgood's my lawfully wedded husband.
Post by The Lesbians
trying to cover up your wife leaving and falling in love with a woman?
No way! I didn't never leave Thurgood! I would slash my wrists the
minute I started to feel any kinda lewd lezbo urges insida me.
Luckily that ain't never happened.
Post by The Lesbians
***That explains so very much
You just let your lustful senile mind jump to alla the usual
conclusions. You've seen my picture now. Notice I didn't show my
bosom so's you wouldn't lust after it.
Post by The Lesbians
****You married yourself?
� � � � �Aren't you just the perfect narcissist.
No. I am Lurlean Tucker and I'm married to Thurgood Tucker.
Post by The Lesbians
***The only grip that she broke was the grip that she had on other
men'spenises before she became your lil lovetoy
MY little love toy? But I ain't no kinda lezzy! The left overs o'
your mind must run on sick sexual fantasy's! Sunshine was thoroughly
cleansed afore we ever let her back in Our Holy church. We are a
considering a letting her bear Thurgood's next baby - but the whole
thing will be done thru the Tubule o' Truth - not thru any kinda
sexual means. We ain't decided firmly still yet - but I told Thurgood
I'm just too tired after a giving birth to the twins to have another
baby right now.
Post by The Lesbians
****You had a sex change?
� � � Or are you discussing some kind of drag performance that you engage
in?
No. I am the ONLY Mother Lurlean Tucker - mother o' seven precious
baby's.
Post by The Lesbians
***She's �a drag queen for Jesus as well?
No. I said a TRUE Christian.
Post by The Lesbians
***But you said earlier that you had a wife which makes you Thurgood
I meant my HUSBAND's first wife Katybelle. It's hard for me to
discuss her on accounta I'm the only women in Thurgood's life right
now.
Post by The Lesbians
***But you are your own husband, right?
No. I'm married to Thurgood. I'm Lurlean Tucker.
Post by The Lesbians
***Because we historically find drag offensive and misogynistic.
I seen drag kings afore. Wunna them was a doing George Michael. I
a'most fell down when I saw her sick act. She was a singing "Faith"
too - which I find offensive.
Post by The Lesbians
***and Former sex worker and apparently a crossdresser
Nunna the above. I AIN'T Sunshine!

I'm really a sticking it to your kind over on Facebook right now.
I'll say this much - the people over there ain't NEARLY as smart or
sophisticated as you and Bill Baker and (specially) Scotty and
Curtsybear. You all can take that as a major compliment a coming from
me, sister.


Jesus saves -


Mother Tucker
A True Christian
Bill Baker
2010-02-27 22:53:48 UTC
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On Saturday February 27 2010 17:20, Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
On Feb 26, 9:44�pm, "The SENILE OLDE Lesbians"
Post by The Lesbians
****Currently
Period.
Don't be so vulgar. Can't you just say "special visitor" or something like
that?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by The Lesbians
***That explains so very much
You just let your lustful senile mind jump to alla the usual
conclusions. You've seen my picture now. Notice I didn't show my
bosom so's you wouldn't lust after it.
Well if you think I'm gay, why didn't you show them in an attempt to cure
me?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by The Lesbians
***The only grip that she broke was the grip that she had on other
men'spenises before she became your lil lovetoy
MY little love toy? But I ain't no kinda lezzy! The left overs o'
your mind must run on sick sexual fantasy's! Sunshine was thoroughly
cleansed afore we ever let her back in Our Holy church. We are a
considering a letting her bear Thurgood's next baby - but the whole
thing will be done thru the Tubule o' Truth - not thru any kinda
sexual means. We ain't decided firmly still yet - but I told Thurgood
I'm just too tired after a giving birth to the twins to have another
baby right now.
But what about your eggy-weggy's? Won't they scream when they don't get
fertilized?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by The Lesbians
***and Former sex worker and apparently a crossdresser
Nunna the above. I AIN'T Sunshine!
I'm really a sticking it to your kind over on Facebook right now.
I thought they liked you over there?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I'll say this much - the people over there ain't NEARLY as smart or
sophisticated as you and Bill Baker and (specially) Scotty and
Curtsybear. You all can take that as a major compliment a coming from
me, sister.
If you want to see comments that make Facebook users sound sophisticated, go
over to the YouTube comments on some of the videos!
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-03-04 05:28:07 UTC
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Don't be so vulgar. �
Me? Vulgar? I have been away from the group too long, HUH?
Can't you just say "special visitor" or something like that?
I don't mean that kinda period. What a dirty mind you got! I call
'at period the Curse of Eve any way's. I thought you knew 'at. Are
you turned on by a woman's monthly discharge? I stay pregnant a lotta
the time and don't get a lotta "special visitors" no way's.
Well if you think I'm gay,
Ain'tcha?
why didn't you show them in an attempt to cure me?
I got other way's to do 'at if'n you're ready for the cure. Are you
unhappy a being all queer?
But what about your eggy-weggy's? �Won't they scream when they don't get
fertilized?
I'm sure they will - but a young mother gets used to a lotta
screaming. I only plan to wait a few months - not a few years. I'm
tired. A being pregnant is hard on a woman's back, you know. I take
it you don't got no kids a running around nowheres. Is that true?
I thought they liked you over there?
Alla the True Christians do. The homo sexuals RECOIL at my
preaching. They admit I'm intelligent 'n' know my Holy Bible thru 'n'
thru - but they hate the stuff I reveal about their wicked life/death
style. One thing they done over there 'at ain't nunna you done is be
my friends on line. That makes it harder to preach to them about the
horrors o' hell fire. How come you didn't never do that? Wunna the
whole points o' my Ministry is 'at if'n you behave like a human being
it's easier to treat you like one.
If you want to see comments that make Facebook users sound sophisticated, go
over to the YouTube comments on some of the videos!
Oh I know alla bout them. The world is just totally ignorant now. I
naturally blame alla that on Satan's Queer Agenda. I asked people on
Facebook to send me their copy's for the bon fire. Watch my mail box
just brim over with queer agenda's now. They astronauts may be able
to see the huge bon fire from space. Haw! Haw! Haw!

Be my friend, Bill.


Jesus saves sinners -

Mother Tucker
Holy Lady
Bill Baker
2010-03-04 06:15:54 UTC
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On Thursday March 4 2010 00:28, Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Don't be so vulgar.
Me? Vulgar? I have been away from the group too long, HUH?
Yes, we missed your humorous posts.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Can't you just say "special visitor" or something like that?
I don't mean that kinda period. What a dirty mind you got! I call
'at period the Curse of Eve any way's.
Well, whatever turns you on.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I thought you knew 'at. Are you turned on by a woman's monthly discharge?
I stay pregnant a lotta the time and don't get a lotta "special visitors"
no way's.
Sounds like you'll be getting some more "special visitors" soon, though.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well if you think I'm gay,
Ain'tcha?
Why don't you tell me? You're the one who claims to have a hotline to God.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
why didn't you show them in an attempt to cure me?
I got other way's to do 'at if'n you're ready for the cure. Are you
unhappy a being all queer?
There are some things that make me unhappy, but my own sexual orientation is
not one of them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But what about your eggy-weggy's? Won't they scream when they don't get
fertilized?
I'm sure they will - but a young mother gets used to a lotta
screaming.
But that kind of screaming isn't the sound of your children dying. At least
I hope it's not!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I only plan to wait a few months - not a few years. I'm
tired. A being pregnant is hard on a woman's back, you know. I take
it you don't got no kids a running around nowheres. Is that true?
Nope. I'm child-free and happy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I thought they liked you over there?
Alla the True Christians do. The homo sexuals RECOIL at my
preaching. They admit I'm intelligent 'n' know my Holy Bible thru 'n'
thru - but they hate the stuff I reveal about their wicked life/death
style. One thing they done over there 'at ain't nunna you done is be
my friends on line. That makes it harder to preach to them about the
horrors o' hell fire. How come you didn't never do that? Wunna the
whole points o' my Ministry is 'at if'n you behave like a human being
it's easier to treat you like one.
Why do you need a reason to treat me like a human being? Isn't just being a
human being enough?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If you want to see comments that make Facebook users sound sophisticated,
go over to the YouTube comments on some of the videos!
Oh I know alla bout them. The world is just totally ignorant now. I
naturally blame alla that on Satan's Queer Agenda.
Naturally.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I asked people on Facebook to send me their copy's for the bon fire.
Watch my mail box just brim over with queer agenda's now. They astronauts
may be able to see the huge bon fire from space. Haw! Haw! Haw!
It's unimportant if they get burned as long as they've been signed first.
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Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-03-06 22:25:13 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
Yes, we missed your humorous posts.
But I don't write no humorous posts. I preach the True Gospel o'
Christ Jesus. Why do you laught at them? My new friends over on
Facebook can't decide what it is I'm up to. They actually argue
amongst theirself to try 'n' figger out if'n I'm for real - which of
course I am. And unlike you, shy dude 'at you are, they don't mind a
sending me all kinda nice pictures o' theirself. And you think I'M
into game playing - I get candid confessions such as "On line I'm 24
and my name is Rance - but in person I'm 48 'n' my name is Norm. In
real life I'm both a blob 'n' a slob, but on-line I absolutely
shine". And I just say, "Well, welcome to Lurlean Land and have
yourself a good old time. Just don't get nunna your diseased bodily
fluids on my nice clean dress, OK?" Now THAT's what I call friendship.
Post by Bill Baker
Well, whatever turns you on.
A nude picture o' you might do that. Does that mean you'll send me
one now?
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds like you'll be getting some more "special visitors" soon, though.
Don't rub it in, OK? I really had to stand up for myself to get the
opportunity to skip a few months o' baby nights. That ain't at all
easy for a woman in my high position in God's Only True Church. You
oughta be prouda me for asserting myself finally. You ought send me
money. Thurgood cut my allowance a'most in half.
Post by Bill Baker
Why don't you tell me? �You're the one who claims to have a hotline to God.
I got more important things to talk to God about 'an where you stick
your teeny foreskinned weenie. It may not see much action anywheres
from the vibe I'm a getting from you lately. You prove ever' day 'at
there must be something shameful about the homo sexuality or other
wise you would come outa the closet like alla t'other queers around
here done. So I think you got a deep fetish o' some kind.
Post by Bill Baker
There are some things that make me unhappy, but my own sexual orientation is
not one of them.
Ain't you exually disoriented though - and confused about what your
ding-a-ling is for and why there's a foreskin a hanging offa it still
YET ins pita alla God's Commandments 'at say you need to get rid of
it? What kinda stuff makes you unhappy?
Post by Bill Baker
But that kind of screaming isn't the sound of your children dying. �At least
I hope it's not!
No, it ain't. My wittle eggy weggy's will be a dying of natural
causes that the Lord Hisself put in place. I ain't a doing nunna them
no real harm. I gave so many of them life a'ready they oughta be
grateful for a change and take some pity on their poor mama's back.
Now that's only fair ain't it? It ain't like I kill 'em all with
birth control dope nor contraceptive jelly's nor nuthin' like 'at.
Gimme credit where credit's due. Better yet - gimme cash!
Post by Bill Baker
Nope. �I'm child-free and happy.
Happy as in GAY, huh? Would you ever donate your spooge to a lezbo
couple - or even a spooge bank 'at will sell the proceeds to pert near
anybody? I hear a lotta the queer men a talking about 'at these days
- altho' I heard the state sooge banks won't take no deposits from
queer men no more on accounta so many of 'em's got one kinda disease
or t'other. I wonder why that is...
Post by Bill Baker
Why do you need a reason to treat me like a human being? �Isn't just being a
human being enough?
What I mean is 'at it's harder for me to denounce the homo sexual
death style if'n a frienda mine practices it. I can still issue all
kinda warnings again' it. I just gotta be more careful. Do you
realize some people over there laugh their skewered, hairy butts off
at the things I preach. How hateful!
Post by Bill Baker
Naturally.
Where do you think the downhill slippage began? Your homo sexuals
crave wild sensations - so they joint forces 'n' filled the media with
enticing images that ultimately made ever' body hooked on 'em passive
and lazy. Did you read the Queer Agenda from beginning to end? Or
did you just sign yours without no questions asked?
Post by Bill Baker
It's unimportant if they get burned as long as they've been signed first.
But if'n they get burnt we can stop the spread of your homo sexuality
and alla ther sympathy the weepers manage to stir up for it.


Send me some pictures of yourself, Bill - you KNOW you can trust your
Sister Lurlean.


Deep in prayer ever' day -


Mother Tucker
TRUE Christian FULL Gospel HOLINESS Witness
Bill Baker
2010-03-07 04:47:21 UTC
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On Saturday March 6 2010 17:25, Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, we missed your humorous posts.
But I don't write no humorous posts.
Sure you do. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I preach the True Gospel o' Christ Jesus. Why do you laught at them?
For one thing, there's your claim of being totally pure and then describing
homosexual acts in lurid detail. Don't you think that sounds humorous?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
My new friends over on Facebook can't decide what it is I'm up to. They
actually argue amongst theirself to try 'n' figger out if'n I'm for real -
which of course I am. And unlike you, shy dude 'at you are, they don't
mind a sending me all kinda nice pictures o' theirself. And you think I'M
into game playing - I get candid confessions such as "On line I'm 24
and my name is Rance - but in person I'm 48 'n' my name is Norm. In
real life I'm both a blob 'n' a slob, but on-line I absolutely
shine". And I just say, "Well, welcome to Lurlean Land and have
yourself a good old time. Just don't get nunna your diseased bodily
fluids on my nice clean dress, OK?" Now THAT's what I call friendship.
Sounds like you have a lot in common with them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well, whatever turns you on.
A nude picture o' you might do that. Does that mean you'll send me
one now?
I'll let you know if I ever change my policy. Sending me a lot of money
might make me consider it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds like you'll be getting some more "special visitors" soon, though.
Don't rub it in, OK? I really had to stand up for myself to get the
opportunity to skip a few months o' baby nights. That ain't at all
easy for a woman in my high position in God's Only True Church. You
oughta be prouda me for asserting myself finally. You ought send me
money. Thurgood cut my allowance a'most in half.
Hey, you could always beg old folks for their life savings and then buy a
brand new car.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why don't you tell me? You're the one who claims to have a hotline to God.
I got more important things to talk to God about 'an where you stick
your teeny foreskinned weenie.
Ah, that's just an excuse. If you thought it wasn't important you wouldn't
always be asking me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
It may not see much action anywheres from the vibe I'm a getting from you
lately. You prove ever' day 'at there must be something shameful about
the homo sexuality or other wise you would come outa the closet like alla
t'other queers around here done. So I think you got a deep fetish o' some
kind.
If homosexuality was so shameful, then why are all those homosexuals out and
proud?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
There are some things that make me unhappy, but my own sexual orientation
is not one of them.
Ain't you exually disoriented though - and confused about what your
ding-a-ling is for and why there's a foreskin a hanging offa it still
YET ins pita alla God's Commandments 'at say you need to get rid of
it?
Nope, not at all.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
What kinda stuff makes you unhappy?
Injustice, hate, pollution and not having enough tech toys. You know,
standard stuff.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But that kind of screaming isn't the sound of your children dying. At
least I hope it's not!
No, it ain't. My wittle eggy weggy's will be a dying of natural
causes that the Lord Hisself put in place. I ain't a doing nunna them
no real harm.
But isn't that also true of lesbians who never get pregnant?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I gave so many of them life a'ready they oughta be
grateful for a change and take some pity on their poor mama's back.
Now that's only fair ain't it? It ain't like I kill 'em all with
birth control dope nor contraceptive jelly's nor nuthin' like 'at.
That's also true of lesbians. Does that mean that for the next few months
you'll be a lesbian?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Gimme credit where credit's due. Better yet - gimme cash!
So you've changed your mind about allowing me or a proxy to video tape your
church services?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nope. I'm child-free and happy.
Happy as in GAY, huh? Would you ever donate your spooge to a lezbo
couple - or even a spooge bank 'at will sell the proceeds to pert near
anybody? I hear a lotta the queer men a talking about 'at these days
- altho' I heard the state sooge banks won't take no deposits from
queer men no more on accounta so many of 'em's got one kinda disease
or t'other. I wonder why that is...
I'm sure they wouldn't take any from diseased straight men, either.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why do you need a reason to treat me like a human being? Isn't just
being a human being enough?
What I mean is 'at it's harder for me to denounce the homo sexual
death style if'n a frienda mine practices it.
Why is that? I thought that you Christians believed in "love the sinner,
hate the sin." If you think a friend of yours is going to hell, wouldn't
you denounce the sin even more?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I can still issue all kinda warnings again' it. I just gotta be more
careful. Do you realize some people over there laugh their skewered,
hairy butts off at the things I preach. How hateful!
Why not take it as a compliment? You're entertaining a lot of people!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Naturally.
Where do you think the downhill slippage began? Your homo sexuals
crave wild sensations - so they joint forces 'n' filled the media with
enticing images that ultimately made ever' body hooked on 'em passive
and lazy.
I don't think homosexuals needed to do anything to make people that way.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Did you read the Queer Agenda from beginning to end? Or did you just sign
yours without no questions asked?
Oh, you always have to read the fine print to make sure it's the real thing.
One person I knew didn't read his and ended up being forced to change his
name because he signed the "Gary Agenda." It could have been worse.
Another person was forced to service people in an old folks home because he
accidentally signed the "Gray Agenda."
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
It's unimportant if they get burned as long as they've been signed first.
But if'n they get burnt we can stop the spread of your homo sexuality
and alla ther sympathy the weepers manage to stir up for it.
What, you think we don't have access to laser printers?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Send me some pictures of yourself, Bill - you KNOW you can trust your
Sister Lurlean.
Not unless I know you in real life I don't.
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2010-03-07 05:41:38 UTC
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Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, we missed your humorous posts.
But I don't write no humorous posts.
Sure you do.  Don't be so hard on yourself.
Max [Lurlean's real name] is the master of the parody of the brainless
fundamentalist Christian. While his posts do get a bit old, from time
to time he does come up with a real doozy.
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-03-07 07:11:37 UTC
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Post by juanjo
Max [Lurlean's real name]
My real name is Lurlean, you creep! Max is a totally different
person. Why, he's a;most TWICED my age! How come you won't tell me
more about MARCO?!?! HUH? HUH? HUH?
Post by juanjo
is the master of the parody of the brainless fundamentalist Christian. �
These days he's only writes stuff about brain disorders. Him and me
has very little in common. Why do you a'way's lump us together? We
usta work for the same company as free lance writers. That's it. Why
won't you tell me how many different men you slept with? Can you even
remember? Do you want me to start up a new discussion asking exactly
that question? You know I won't hesitate none.
Post by juanjo
While his posts do get a bit old,
Just like him, huh? AND you! I'm a'way's young 'n' fresh!
Post by juanjo
from time to time he does come up with a real doozy.
Such as?



I'll pray for you, old man -

Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
juanjo
2010-03-08 00:09:02 UTC
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On Mar 6, 11:11 pm, Mostly Wholey Mother Fucker <satanslittle
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
Max [Lurlean's real name]
My real name is Lurlean, you creep!
Prove it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
 Max is a totally different
person.
Prove it. 
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Why, he's a;most TWICED my age!  
Prove it
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
How come you won't tell me
more about MARCO?!?!  HUH?  HUH?  HUH?
Not germane to the conversation
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
is the master of the parody of the brainless fundamentalist Christian.
These days he's only writes stuff about brain disorders.  Him and me
has very little in common.  Why do you a'way's lump us together?  We
usta work for the same company as free lance writers.  That's it.
Now Max, don't fib. It is a sin.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by juanjo
While his posts do get a bit old,
Just like him, huh?  AND you!  I'm a'way's young 'n' fresh!
Post by juanjo
from time to time he does come up with a real doozy.
Such as?
I'll pray for you, old man -
Mother Fucker
A TRUE Devotee of Satan
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-03-08 03:48:45 UTC
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Post by juanjo
Mostly Wholey
I am HOLY!!!
Post by juanjo
Mother F*****
Add 20 more degree's to your personal putrid pit in hell.
Post by juanjo
<satanslittleharlot
Harlot? That's worth TEN more degree's. At least you chose a word
from the King James Bible - how ever untrue when applied to a God
fearing woman like me. I can't for the life o' me understand why
you're so mean and hateful to me. Don't you know I'm both good and
Godly?
I work for REPenthouse, not Penthouse. Is a't even still around?
Post by juanjo
Prove it.
Come to Our Holy Church and you may see. You will be expected to pay
a modest admission fee, naturally.
Post by juanjo
Prove it.�
What leads you to believe I'm Max.
Post by juanjo
Prove it
He's 45. I'm only 26. Do the math.
Post by juanjo
Not germane to the conversation
Oh really? Do you want me to start a new thread asking other people
what they think or even know about him?
Post by juanjo
Now Max, don't fib. �It is a sin.
I don't never fib. Max ain't no Christian. He writes fiction so
probably doesn't feel guilty about perpetuating fiction. I on t'other
hand embody the Truth!
Post by juanjo
Mother F******
20 MORE red hot degree's o' hell for you! Do I make funna YOUR name?
Post by juanjo
A TRUE Devotee of Satan
Am not! I'm a TRUE Bible believing Christian.


Jesus loves EVEN you,
Mocker that you are!


Mother Tucker
(That's TUCKER!!!)
God's Little Lambkin
Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-03-07 21:40:45 UTC
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Sure you do. �Don't be so hard on yourself.
They're all meant to be totally serious. Doesn't anybody you know
read my preachin' and feel like a going to church and a repenting
their many sins afore the Lord Jesus? If'n so what's wrong with them?
Are alla your friends queer?
For one thing, there's your claim of being totally pure and then describing
homosexual acts in lurid detail. �Don't you think that sounds humorous?
No. I don't never use no dirty words in my descriptions. You oughta
hear the nasty talk I gotta put up with from real homo sexuals.
A'most every fourth word is a curse word. Sometimes I gotta write 'em
down 'n' look 'em up on line in the Urban Dictionary to understand
which body part or sick sex act they're a talkin' about. What you get
from me is only a brief synopsis. I think mosta your homo sexuals are
just in deep denial about the terrible stuff they do. I didn't invent
the rimming nor the fisting. But just yesterday this queer man tolt
me he honestly didn't know what a docking is. I was too shy to
describe the details to him, so he asked summa his friends and fount
out the Truth in no time. Don't him nor his sham husband got no
foreskin, so they can't do it. So whadda they plan to do? Call an
uncircumcised man whore from Little Mexico!
Sounds like you have a lot in common with them.
How so? I don't never lie about myself on line - nor about nuthin'
else neither. I am a'ways' TRUE and I think you know it.
I'll let you know if I ever change my policy. �Sending me a lot of money
might make me consider it.
Define "a lot".
Hey, you could always beg old folks for their life savings and then buy a
brand new car.
You mean like Sister Sunshine? Well, she was usta negotating. I
ain't. Did I tell you the DMV made her repaint 'at Prius o' hers.
The flaming red hell you were shown a burnin' in was too distracting
to t'other drivers. I guess you made a deal with the devil to get
that done, HUH?
Ah, that's just an excuse. �If you thought it wasn't important you wouldn't
always be asking me.
It ain't exactly the highest concern in my life right now - but I am
curious. Is it wrong for a girl to be curious about such things? Did
a gay man ever GROPE you in a gay bar? Did you push him away? Did
you punch him in the jaw? Or did you just grope back!
If homosexuality was so shameful, then why are all those homosexuals out and
proud?
The devil wants to degrade them by a bringing their sins out into the
open. They are disgusting. Did you ever go to a Queer Shame Parade?
They can be more subdued in some places - but out here you see total
nudity and a raging boners a dripping with virally infected goo.
Don't you consider that explicit?
Nope, not at all.
I know that sentence got a little choppy. I got my hands full with
the twins. Our Holy Black Queen says I can adopt older children if'n
I really wanna and never make love with Thurgood again.
Injustice, hate, pollution and not having enough tech toys. �You know,
standard stuff.
What about the crab lice? Whadda you think of them? Don't you think
smegma contributes to pollution? It sure smells nasty, don'tcha
think?
But isn't that also true of lesbians who never get pregnant?
No. They don't never even make no effort to fulfill God's Will. They
just withhold their wittle eggy-weggy's from the Sacred Seed o' their
intended husbands 'n' let 'em all perish whole sale. To me that's a
kinda murder. At least let a few o' your eggy-weggy's live and
breathe and dream. You started out as a little eggy-weggy yourself,
don't ya know? Ain't you glad your mama gave you the chance - even
if'n she's somewhat unenlightened when it comes to smegmatical filth
still yet.
That's also true of lesbians. �Does that mean that for the next few months
you'll be a lesbian?
No way! Like I said a'ready - they don't even try to please the
Lord. All's they care about is their Satanic sex cult 'at worships
the flesh.
So you've changed your mind about allowing me or a proxy to video tape your
church services?
No. I just want money.
I'm sure they wouldn't take any from diseased straight men, either.
Maybe, but even I will admit that not ALL queer men are diseased. The
spooge banks don't want any queer seed. Did you ever donate any o'
your'n to anybody? How did you get it out exactly?
Why is that? �I thought that you Christians believed in "love the sinner,
hate the sin." �If you think a friend of yours is going to hell, wouldn't
you denounce the sin even more?
I kinda do- but much more subtly. I don't want my new friends to
become my enemy's and then not listen to what I gotta preach. Don't I
ever make you feel like you wish you hadn't never blasphemed the Holy
Ghost and Mary the Mother o' Jesus? Whadda you got again' them?
Why not take it as a compliment? �You're entertaining a lot of people!
I wanna SAVE people, not make them laugh at me. Do you realize I've
even been approached by the Landover people now? Why do they think
I'm a writing parody when it's clear I'm a preaching the True Holy
Gospel? What am I a doing wrong, brother? Maybe if'n you sent me
more money to take some writing classes that would make a diff'rence,
HUH?
I don't think homosexuals needed to do anything to make people that way.
Maybe they didn't need to - but if'n you ask me they did! It all
started with that lezbo "Lesley" Gore a-singing "It's My Orgy 'n' I'll
Do Who I Want To". Do you remember that?
Oh, you always have to read the fine print to make sure it's the real thing. �
One person I knew didn't read his and ended up being forced to change his
name because he signed the "Gary Agenda." �It could have been worse. �
Another person was forced to service people in an old folks home because he
accidentally signed the "Gray Agenda."
I'm glad you admitted that finally! I've a'way's known it was true!
What, you think we don't have access to laser printers?
Yes - but homo sexuals like to carry fresh copy's around with them to
try and sucker people into a signing them. There's a whole lotta fine
print, I notice.
Not unless I know you in real life I don't.
Do you know old Max? He's my friend even though he's a white Jew. Do
you believe old Juanjo actually splet with him?


Praying for sinners ever' day!

Reverend Mother Holiness Tucker
True Bible Preaching Christian
Bill Baker
2010-03-08 04:45:05 UTC
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Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sure you do. Don't be so hard on yourself.
They're all meant to be totally serious. Doesn't anybody you know
read my preachin' and feel like a going to church and a repenting
their many sins afore the Lord Jesus? If'n so what's wrong with them?
Are alla your friends queer?
No, my friends just read and either laugh or say that you're an obvious
parody. Still others think your posts are idiotic and wonder why I bother
responding to them. I tell them it's for the same reason some people go to
watch comedians perform.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
For one thing, there's your claim of being totally pure and then
describing homosexual acts in lurid detail. Don't you think that sounds
humorous?
No. I don't never use no dirty words in my descriptions.
You don't have to. They're funny enough without them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You oughta hear the nasty talk I gotta put up with from real homo sexuals.
A'most every fourth word is a curse word. Sometimes I gotta write 'em
down 'n' look 'em up on line in the Urban Dictionary to understand
which body part or sick sex act they're a talkin' about.
That's a pretty handy guide, isn't it?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
What you get from me is only a brief synopsis. I think mosta your homo
sexuals are just in deep denial about the terrible stuff they do. I
didn't invent the rimming nor the fisting. But just yesterday this queer
man tolt me he honestly didn't know what a docking is. I was too shy to
describe the details to him, so he asked summa his friends and fount
out the Truth in no time. Don't him nor his sham husband got no
foreskin, so they can't do it. So whadda they plan to do? Call an
uncircumcised man whore from Little Mexico!
See? You gave them advice on how to spice up their love life!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds like you have a lot in common with them.
How so? I don't never lie about myself on line - nor about nuthin'
else neither. I am a'ways' TRUE and I think you know it.
The most I've seen of you is a close up picture of a face that could be
anybody.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'll let you know if I ever change my policy. Sending me a lot of money
might make me consider it.
Define "a lot".
Well given that I've never considered a career in porn, it would have to be
enough to convince me to make a special exception for you. I would think
$1000 would be a nice start, $10,000 would definitely get the ball rolling.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, you could always beg old folks for their life savings and then buy a
brand new car.
You mean like Sister Sunshine? Well, she was usta negotating. I
ain't. Did I tell you the DMV made her repaint 'at Prius o' hers.
The flaming red hell you were shown a burnin' in was too distracting
to t'other drivers. I guess you made a deal with the devil to get
that done, HUH?
Why would I do that? I wanted to see a picture of that! I think it's a
shame that she couldn't keep that picture there.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, that's just an excuse. If you thought it wasn't important you
wouldn't always be asking me.
It ain't exactly the highest concern in my life right now - but I am
curious. Is it wrong for a girl to be curious about such things? Did
a gay man ever GROPE you in a gay bar? Did you push him away? Did
you punch him in the jaw? Or did you just grope back!
Nope, it never happened.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
If homosexuality was so shameful, then why are all those homosexuals out
and proud?
The devil wants to degrade them by a bringing their sins out into the
open. They are disgusting. Did you ever go to a Queer Shame Parade?
No, but I have gone to a couple of Gay Pride Parades.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
They can be more subdued in some places - but out here you see total
nudity and a raging boners a dripping with virally infected goo.
Don't you consider that explicit?
Hey, they're just parading around the way God made them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, not at all.
I know that sentence got a little choppy. I got my hands full with
the twins. Our Holy Black Queen says I can adopt older children if'n
I really wanna and never make love with Thurgood again.
Well you probably have enough children to last you two lifetimes. Now the
Duggars, on the other hand, have enough to last at least four!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Injustice, hate, pollution and not having enough tech toys. You know,
standard stuff.
What about the crab lice? Whadda you think of them? Don't you think
smegma contributes to pollution? It sure smells nasty, don'tcha
think?
I've never had crab lice or any sexual disease. And smegma doesn't
contribute hardly anything to the pollution.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But isn't that also true of lesbians who never get pregnant?
No. They don't never even make no effort to fulfill God's Will. They
just withhold their wittle eggy-weggy's from the Sacred Seed o' their
intended husbands 'n' let 'em all perish whole sale. To me that's a
kinda murder.
How is that different from you? The vast majority of yours will perish.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
At least let a few o' your eggy-weggy's live and breathe and dream. You
started out as a little eggy-weggy yourself, don't ya know? Ain't you
glad your mama gave you the chance - even if'n she's somewhat
unenlightened when it comes to smegmatical filth still yet.
Having two uncircumcised boys and an uncircumcised husband, I don't think
she needs any of your kind of enlightenment on the subject.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's also true of lesbians. Does that mean that for the next few
months you'll be a lesbian?
No way! Like I said a'ready - they don't even try to please the
Lord. All's they care about is their Satanic sex cult 'at worships
the flesh.
But your eggs aren't going to get fertilized just like theirs. You may as
well just grab the nearest woman and start Frenching her.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
So you've changed your mind about allowing me or a proxy to video tape
your church services?
No. I just want money.
Well, I told you what it would take to get me to send you money.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm sure they wouldn't take any from diseased straight men, either.
Maybe, but even I will admit that not ALL queer men are diseased. The
spooge banks don't want any queer seed.
How do they know if the seed is queer if the person donating it doesn't tell
them?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Did you ever donate any o' your'n to anybody? How did you get it out
exactly?
I imagine that they get it out through masturbation.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why is that? I thought that you Christians believed in "love the sinner,
hate the sin." If you think a friend of yours is going to hell, wouldn't
you denounce the sin even more?
I kinda do- but much more subtly. I don't want my new friends to
become my enemy's and then not listen to what I gotta preach. Don't I
ever make you feel like you wish you hadn't never blasphemed the Holy
Ghost and Mary the Mother o' Jesus? Whadda you got again' them?
No, not really. I still find your reaction to it funny. I still read it
sometimes when I want a good laugh.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why not take it as a compliment? You're entertaining a lot of people!
I wanna SAVE people, not make them laugh at me. Do you realize I've
even been approached by the Landover people now? Why do they think
I'm a writing parody when it's clear I'm a preaching the True Holy
Gospel? What am I a doing wrong, brother? Maybe if'n you sent me
more money to take some writing classes that would make a diff'rence,
HUH?
Well to start with, thinking that homosexuality is a sin is a bit of an
oddity in this day and age. Couple that with your over-the-top preaching,
your explicit descriptions of gay sex acts and your refusal to consider
other people might be right about certain things and you have the perfect
recipe for comedy!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't think homosexuals needed to do anything to make people that way.
Maybe they didn't need to - but if'n you ask me they did! It all
started with that lezbo "Lesley" Gore a-singing "It's My Orgy 'n' I'll
Do Who I Want To". Do you remember that?
No, I don't believe I do. I remember different lyrics to that song.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, you always have to read the fine print to make sure it's the real
thing. One person I knew didn't read his and ended up being forced to
change his name because he signed the "Gary Agenda." It could have been
worse. Another person was forced to service people in an old folks home
because he accidentally signed the "Gray Agenda."
I'm glad you admitted that finally! I've a'way's known it was true!
Well we've gotten over 70% of Americans to sign onto the gay agenda when it
comes to them serving in the military.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
What, you think we don't have access to laser printers?
Yes - but homo sexuals like to carry fresh copy's around with them to
try and sucker people into a signing them. There's a whole lotta fine
print, I notice.
Sometimes we go all Sarah Palin and just write it on people's hands! We
call that the Wasilla Palm Pilot.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not unless I know you in real life I don't.
Do you know old Max? He's my friend even though he's a white Jew. Do
you believe old Juanjo actually splet with him?
Do you mean "split" or "slept?" Either way, I don't think so.
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2010-03-14 06:53:05 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
No, my friends just read and either laugh or say that you're an obvious
parody.
They'tre wrong about that, you know. They must not watch alla the
Christian televangelists with show's on cable. I've been compared to
Joyce Meyer afore. Don't your laughing friends see that I'm a
preaching a True and Full Gospel message? Did you add a lotta snide
editorial comments? It's one thing if'n you, a being a hellbound
blasphemer, laugh at my soul-winning sermonettes. It's another one
if'n peole what can still be saved from hell does that.
Post by Bill Baker
Still others think your posts are idiotic and wonder why I bother
responding to them.
Are these Godless atheists? I sent Brother Jeff Reid an invitation to
be my friend today. I don't think he's queer after all - which is a
plus - even tho' he's got a foul mouth when it comes to a denouncing
the Lord Jesus. Did you ever become good friends with him? Do you
think he likes me any?
Post by Bill Baker
I tell them it's for the same reason some people go to watch comedians perform.
That's like a calling me a comedian. Can't you tell how sincere I am?
Post by Bill Baker
You don't have to. They're funny enough without them.
But what about alla my clear references to the Lord Jesus and His Holy
Gospel? Don't they mean anything to you? Besides, I thought you said
my descriptions of sick queer sex acts were totally over the top.
If'n you'd come to New Sodom I'd be more'n happy to show you how right
on target they are. Would you DARE wak thru Dolores Park at night
without no umbrella to back up your mockery? That's where AIDS
terrorists hde in trees and dribble their infected bodily fluids on
unwary passers-by. Several of them has been arrested.
Post by Bill Baker
That's a pretty handy guide, isn't it?
It sure helps - which is proof I ain't got no dirty mind like most
people - and specially like your queers. Summa the filthy stuff they
say I can't even find on that XXX rated web site. A coupla days ago
somebody told me "put down your cocktail". There's no definition for
that lewd expression. Do you got any idea what it's supposed to
mean? It;s sure got gay bar culture wrote all over it, HUH? That's
why I'm sure you'll be able to tell me what it means.
Post by Bill Baker
See? You gave them advice on how to spice up their love life!
But ain't that a cheating? Didn't they promise not to fool around on
earch other? And why order another illegal immigrant all the way from
Mexico when there's so many of them here a'ready? I guess they wanted
one who hadn't been all jaded by American advertising to the extent
he'd wanna stay here.
Post by Bill Baker
The most I've seen of you is a close up picture of a face that could be
anybody.
No it couldn't - on accounta it's my picture. I think even on
Facebook you don't have to be a member to see my stuff - although most
of it you a'ready know from my Usenet ministry. Dontcha evr hear the
Voice o' Jesus a preaching thru mine? Aintcha impressed with how well
I know the Holy Bible? When I preach can't you feel nunna the fires
o' hell a boiling up over the horizon a reaching for your proud,
blaspemous flesh?
Post by Bill Baker
Well given that I've never considered a career in porn,
I'm just asking for a picture of your face. OK, and maybe a nice
torso shot too - tho' that's really optional. How is that in any way
pornographical? I don't wanna see yoiur nekkid body in action. Are
there any hidden camera's at any o' these gay bars you go to and get
hit on, by the way?
Post by Bill Baker
it would have to be enough to convince me to make a special exception for you.
How about a $20 gift certificate at Target? I think that's
particularly generous under the circumstances. Summa my new Facebook
friends sends me animated foreskin video's just for the asking.
Post by Bill Baker
I would think $1000 would be a nice start, $10,000 would definitely get the ball
rolling.
How about a virtual tour of New Sodom instead? What's that worth to
you? You must think I'm desperate!
Post by Bill Baker
Why would I do that? I wanted to see a picture of that! I think it's a
shame that she couldn't keep that picture there.
It was only a pair of feet a sticking out of a pot hole with a few
flames all around it. Do you have hair on the tops of your feet,
Bill? Is your name really Bill even? Sunshine's Prius picture just
said "B.B." Most people thought that referred to old B.B. King.
Sunshine usta tell people it referred to a "Big Blasphemer" - which is
true! Ain't you ashamed of alla that?
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, it never happened.
Nunna the things I suggested happened? Ever? Where do you do mosta
your cruising then? Down to the gay bath house maybe?
Post by Bill Baker
No, but I have gone to a couple of Gay Pride Parades.
That's what I meant. How much flesh did you expose there? Did you
hold hands with some man? Did you all French?
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, they're just parading around the way God made them.
Infected with AIDS? I don't think so! With their nipples and ding-a-
ling's pierced? I don't think so.
Post by Bill Baker
Well you probably have enough children to last you two lifetimes. Now the
Duggars, on the other hand, have enough to last at least four!
But Jesus loves Jim Bob and Michelle! They don't plan on a having no
more, do they? I mean, they're kinda getting up there now, ain't
they? Our Holy church doesn't approva the way they spelt summa them
kids names, by the way. Do you know all seven o' my precious babies
names?
Post by Bill Baker
I've never had crab lice or any sexual disease. And smegma doesn't
contribute hardly anything to the pollution.
Come out to Kink-o-pornia and you'll see how much harm smegmatical
chunks can cause wherever they turn up! The germs in that stuff grow
into slime monsters that spread sex diseases. That's why there's a
syphilis epidemic out here right now.
Post by Bill Baker
How is that different from you? The vast majority of yours will perish.
But at least seven will survive. In mosta your lezbo's cases they
will ALL die! maybe that's God's Will in the case o' people like Dumb
Dora, but I kinda doubt it.
Post by Bill Baker
Having two uncircumcised boys and an uncircumcised husband,
I feel sorry for her!
Post by Bill Baker
I don't think she needs any of your kind of enlightenment on the subject.
If'n she did she might nag you to get alla your foreskin problems took
care of, huh?
Post by Bill Baker
But your eggs aren't going to get fertilized just like theirs. You may as
well just grab the nearest woman and start Frenching her.
I'd ruther DIE than let any woman put her tongue in my mouth!
Forthose of us 'at ain't all queer that's a disgusting proposition!
Post by Bill Baker
Well, I told you what it would take to get me to send you money.
Are you a big fanna old Mae West? What's that line from "She Done Him
Wrong" - "He can be had"?
Post by Bill Baker
How do they know if the seed is queer if the person donating it doesn't tell
them?
They ask. Liars can be prosecuted. The blood banks don't want no
queer blood neither - even if the queer donor's got a clean bill o'
health from a doctor. The government just doesn't trust the queers.
Post by Bill Baker
I imagine that they get it out through masturbation.
Did you everdonate any o' your'n? Don't they have mouth sex
practitioners on hand to slurp it out?
Post by Bill Baker
No, not really. I still find your reaction to it funny. I still read it
sometimes when I want a good laugh.
What a dull life you must have! I don't never read nothing I write
more 'n onced. There are people who print my sermonettes out and keep
them in big boxes. I was just innocently a flirting with this nice
gay man on Facebook last week. He's "married" to another man but
wouldn't let me give him even a nice therapeutical massage on accounta
he realized I might faith-heal him right on the massage table. I see
the handa the devil in that decision, don't you? Maybe you'll let me
massage your aching shoulders some day...
Post by Bill Baker
Well to start with, thinking that homosexuality is a sin is a bit of an
oddity in this day and age.
What about what the Holy Bible says? It's an abomination!
Post by Bill Baker
Couple that with your over-the-top preaching, your explicit descriptions of gay
sex acts
But ain't they accurate? Ain't the rimming and the fisting exactly
like I paint them?
Post by Bill Baker
and your refusal to consider other people might be right about certain things and > you have the perfect recipe for comedy!
I don't see it that-a-way at all. You know I concede 'at other people
are right alla the time - as long as they agree with me! Even I can
change my mind if'n God tells me I oughta. I used to get mad at you a
lot - but now I feel nuthin' but compassion for you. I think I
deserve a picture for that, don't you?
Post by Bill Baker
No, I don't believe I do. I remember different lyrics to that song.
Did you play it backwards to get the hidden message Satan put in it to
lead listeners to his Shadowy Realm? That old ABBA song "S.O.S." was
really about "S.E.X," for instance. Even such a simply ditty as "Wake
Up, Little Susie" was intended to glorify fornication. That's why
most popular music comes straight from the devil!
Post by Bill Baker
Well we've gotten over 70% of Americans to sign onto the gay agenda when it
comes to them serving in the military.
Even Our holy Church approved o' that. That's the title o' this
thread, you might recollect. We won't never accept queer sham
marriage, though.
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes we go all Sarah Palin and just write it on people's hands! We
call that the Wasilla Palm Pilot.
They usta call that the redneck Palm Pilot long afore old Sarah Palin
got her hair done and came outa obscurity. I wonder if'n Brother Jeff
voted for her. He lives up there in Alaska - which is too close to
Canada for my tastes. Them Canadians even lured Sarah Palin over the
border to see their under paid quack doctors.
Post by Bill Baker
Do you mean "split" or "slept?" Either way, I don't think so.
I mean slept. Is Max queer? Juanjo keeps a saying he hangs out at
the dirty video stores on Sixth Street. Do you know if'n 'at's True?
Juanjo won't tell me nuthin' 'bout his younger boy friend neither. I
just hate secrecy!


Praying for the lost -

Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Own True Christian Witness
Bill Baker
2010-03-17 07:32:38 UTC
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On Sunday March 14 2010 01:53, Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, my friends just read and either laugh or say that you're an obvious
parody.
They'tre wrong about that, you know.
I'm not so sure about that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
They must not watch alla the Christian televangelists with show's on
cable. I've been compared to Joyce Meyer afore. Don't your laughing
friends see that I'm a preaching a True and Full Gospel message? Did you
add a lotta snide editorial comments?
I don't need to. I just show them your raw unedited posts and they come to
their own conclusions.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
It's one thing if'n you, a being a hellbound blasphemer, laugh at my soul-
winning sermonettes. It's another one if'n peole what can still be saved
from hell does that.
Some of them are Christians already.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Still others think your posts are idiotic and wonder why I bother
responding to them.
Are these Godless atheists?
Not all of them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I sent Brother Jeff Reid an invitation to be my friend today. I don't
think he's queer after all - which is a plus - even tho' he's got a foul
mouth when it comes to a denouncing the Lord Jesus. Did you ever become
good friends with him? Do you think he likes me any?
I think he finds you very entertaining, as do I.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I tell them it's for the same reason some people go to watch comedians perform.
That's like a calling me a comedian.
I thought you claimed to be a woman? Wouldn't that be "comedienne?"
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Can't you tell how sincere I am?
I'm usually too busy laughing to notice any sincerity. You really seem to
have a talent for humor!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
You don't have to. They're funny enough without them.
But what about alla my clear references to the Lord Jesus and His Holy
Gospel? Don't they mean anything to you?
Yes, they're a tool of your comedy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Besides, I thought you said my descriptions of sick queer sex acts were
totally over the top. If'n you'd come to New Sodom I'd be more'n happy to
show you how right on target they are. Would you DARE wak thru Dolores
Park at night without no umbrella to back up your mockery? That's where
AIDS terrorists hde in trees and dribble their infected bodily fluids on
unwary passers-by. Several of them has been arrested.
Even IF that's true (and I've seen no official sources to back it up), why
would you assume that all gay people in the world are exactly like those
people? Don't you hate it when people stereotype you for being from the
Deep South?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's a pretty handy guide, isn't it?
It sure helps - which is proof I ain't got no dirty mind like most
people - and specially like your queers. Summa the filthy stuff they
say I can't even find on that XXX rated web site. A coupla days ago
somebody told me "put down your cocktail". There's no definition for
that lewd expression. Do you got any idea what it's supposed to
mean? It;s sure got gay bar culture wrote all over it, HUH? That's
why I'm sure you'll be able to tell me what it means.
I'm not sure about that one. I looked up "cocktail" over at Urban
Dictionary and one of the meanings is "a cigarette with multiple drugs
(especially illegal or ill-prescribed ones)." So maybe they thought you
were on drugs and were telling you to lay off of them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
See? You gave them advice on how to spice up their love life!
But ain't that a cheating?
Not if both partners consent to it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Didn't they promise not to fool around on earch other?
I don't know. Did they? And even if they did, maybe they don't consider
that fooling around on each other.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
And why order another illegal immigrant all the way from Mexico when
there's so many of them here a'ready? I guess they wanted one who hadn't
been all jaded by American advertising to the extent he'd wanna stay here.
Could be.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
The most I've seen of you is a close up picture of a face that could be
anybody.
No it couldn't - on accounta it's my picture.
I have no proof of that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I think even on Facebook you don't have to be a member to see my stuff -
although most of it you a'ready know from my Usenet ministry. Dontcha evr
hear the Voice o' Jesus a preaching thru mine? Aintcha impressed with how
well I know the Holy Bible? When I preach can't you feel nunna the fires
o' hell a boiling up over the horizon a reaching for your proud,
blaspemous flesh?
All I feel is the gales of laughter boiling up from inside my gut.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well given that I've never considered a career in porn,
I'm just asking for a picture of your face. OK, and maybe a nice
torso shot too - tho' that's really optional. How is that in any way
pornographical? I don't wanna see yoiur nekkid body in action.
You said you wanted some naked pictures of me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Are there any hidden camera's at any o' these gay bars you go to and get
hit on, by the way?
Actually, I haven't been to any gay bars in years.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
it would have to be enough to convince me to make a special exception for you.
How about a $20 gift certificate at Target? I think that's
particularly generous under the circumstances. Summa my new Facebook
friends sends me animated foreskin video's just for the asking.
Well that's them, not me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I would think $1000 would be a nice start, $10,000 would definitely get
the ball rolling.
How about a virtual tour of New Sodom instead? What's that worth to
you?
A friendly thank you in one of my posts.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You must think I'm desperate!
You certainly act that way.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Why would I do that? I wanted to see a picture of that! I think it's a
shame that she couldn't keep that picture there.
It was only a pair of feet a sticking out of a pot hole with a few
flames all around it.
Sounds funny!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you have hair on the tops of your feet, Bill?
A little bit.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Is your name really Bill even?
If it's not, I've got the wrong driver's license!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Sunshine's Prius picture just said "B.B." Most people thought that
referred to old B.B. King. Sunshine usta tell people it referred to a "Big
Blasphemer" - which is true! Ain't you ashamed of alla that?
Not at all. Blasphemy is for primitive-minded folks who think that God
gives a rat's ass whether or not you capitalize his name, title or pronouns.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Nope, it never happened.
Nunna the things I suggested happened? Ever? Where do you do mosta
your cruising then? Down to the gay bath house maybe?
What makes you think I cruise?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, but I have gone to a couple of Gay Pride Parades.
That's what I meant. How much flesh did you expose there? Did you
hold hands with some man? Did you all French?
Well I did wear shorts and a t-shirt. No baguettes or berets for me,
though.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Hey, they're just parading around the way God made them.
Infected with AIDS? I don't think so! With their nipples and ding-a-
ling's pierced? I don't think so.
So they added a few modifications. Clothes and jewelry are also
modifications.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well you probably have enough children to last you two lifetimes. Now
the Duggars, on the other hand, have enough to last at least four!
But Jesus loves Jim Bob and Michelle!
Never said he didn't.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
They don't plan on a having no more, do they?
Who knows?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I mean, they're kinda getting up there now, ain't they? Our Holy church
doesn't approva the way they spelt summa them kids names, by the way.
And I'm sure they lie awake at night worrying about that, too.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you know all seven o' my precious babies names?
Nope.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I've never had crab lice or any sexual disease. And smegma doesn't
contribute hardly anything to the pollution.
Come out to Kink-o-pornia and you'll see how much harm smegmatical
chunks can cause wherever they turn up! The germs in that stuff grow
into slime monsters that spread sex diseases. That's why there's a
syphilis epidemic out here right now.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about when I say I find your posts
humorous. Not only the over-the-top style of posting, but the obvious fact
you know nothing about how diseases are spread and yet act like you do.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How is that different from you? The vast majority of yours will perish.
But at least seven will survive. In mosta your lezbo's cases they
will ALL die! maybe that's God's Will in the case o' people like Dumb
Dora, but I kinda doubt it.
So why is it not all right to kill hundreds of eggs but it's perfectly fine
to kill hundreds minus seven?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Having two uncircumcised boys and an uncircumcised husband,
I feel sorry for her!
I'm sure the feeling would be mutual if she even knew or cared who you were.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't think she needs any of your kind of enlightenment on the subject.
If'n she did she might nag you to get alla your foreskin problems took
care of, huh?
She'd probably just laugh at you, same as me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
But your eggs aren't going to get fertilized just like theirs. You may
as well just grab the nearest woman and start Frenching her.
I'd ruther DIE than let any woman put her tongue in my mouth!
Forthose of us 'at ain't all queer that's a disgusting proposition!
I've heard some straight women say that in order to enjoy it they just
imagine how turned on their husbands or boyfriends would get seeing them
like that.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well, I told you what it would take to get me to send you money.
Are you a big fanna old Mae West? What's that line from "She Done Him
Wrong" - "He can be had"?
And I told you what you can do to get me to send you money.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
How do they know if the seed is queer if the person donating it doesn't
tell them?
They ask. Liars can be prosecuted. The blood banks don't want no
queer blood neither - even if the queer donor's got a clean bill o'
health from a doctor. The government just doesn't trust the queers.
That will change, though.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I imagine that they get it out through masturbation.
Did you everdonate any o' your'n? Don't they have mouth sex
practitioners on hand to slurp it out?
I wouldn't think so. Saliva would kill the sperm.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, not really. I still find your reaction to it funny. I still read it
sometimes when I want a good laugh.
What a dull life you must have!
It's not the most exciting life but I like it.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I don't never read nothing I write more 'n onced. There are people who
print my sermonettes out and keep them in big boxes. I was just
innocently a flirting with this nice gay man on Facebook last week. He's
"married" to another man but wouldn't let me give him even a nice
therapeutical massage on accounta he realized I might faith-heal him right
on the massage table.
Or maybe he just thought you were a creepy person trying to feel him up.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I see the handa the devil in that decision, don't you? Maybe you'll let
me massage your aching shoulders some day...
My shoulders don't ache. Besides, I see a licensed massage therapist for
free all the time.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well to start with, thinking that homosexuality is a sin is a bit of an
oddity in this day and age.
What about what the Holy Bible says? It's an abomination!
I'm not a Levite who is wandering the desert, so that part doesn't pertain
to me. Besides, the Bible says a lot of things that I don't take literally.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Couple that with your over-the-top preaching, your explicit descriptions
of gay sex acts
But ain't they accurate? Ain't the rimming and the fisting exactly
like I paint them?
It's not whether or not they're accurate, it's that you describe them so
explicitly.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
and your refusal to consider other people might be right about certain
things and you have the perfect recipe for comedy!
I don't see it that-a-way at all. You know I concede 'at other people
are right alla the time - as long as they agree with me!
That doesn't count.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Even I can change my mind if'n God tells me I oughta. I used to get mad
at you a lot - but now I feel nuthin' but compassion for you. I think I
deserve a picture for that, don't you?
I already gave you nineteen of them!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I don't believe I do. I remember different lyrics to that song.
Did you play it backwards to get the hidden message Satan put in it to
lead listeners to his Shadowy Realm? That old ABBA song "S.O.S." was
really about "S.E.X," for instance. Even such a simply ditty as "Wake
Up, Little Susie" was intended to glorify fornication. That's why
most popular music comes straight from the devil!
Now that's comedy!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well we've gotten over 70% of Americans to sign onto the gay agenda when
it comes to them serving in the military.
Even Our holy Church approved o' that. That's the title o' this
thread, you might recollect. We won't never accept queer sham
marriage, though.
Well, as long as you signed on to the part of the gay agenda that approves
of gays serving in the military.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sometimes we go all Sarah Palin and just write it on people's hands! We
call that the Wasilla Palm Pilot.
They usta call that the redneck Palm Pilot long afore old Sarah Palin
got her hair done and came outa obscurity. I wonder if'n Brother Jeff
voted for her. He lives up there in Alaska - which is too close to
Canada for my tastes. Them Canadians even lured Sarah Palin over the
border to see their under paid quack doctors.
Not all Alaskans liked her. Some of them even protested against her before
the 2008 election. They knew what the rest of the country was in for if she
got elected.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Do you mean "split" or "slept?" Either way, I don't think so.
I mean slept. Is Max queer?
You tell me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Juanjo keeps a saying he hangs out at the dirty video stores on Sixth
Street. Do you know if'n 'at's True?
No idea.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Juanjo won't tell me nuthin' 'bout his younger boy friend neither. I
just hate secrecy!
Why? Don't you think that people have the right to keep certain parts of
their lives private?
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2010-03-28 02:41:57 UTC
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Post by Bill Baker
I'm not so sure about that.
Today on Facebook, where I've pert near re-located my Internet
ministry - somebody told me I was a "caricature". You realize I'm a
real person, don'tcha? You even kinda like me, don'tcha? I think
you've got a thing about me, in fact. Izzat True?
Post by Bill Baker
I don't need to. �I just show them your raw unedited posts and they come to
their own conclusions.
How many of 'em has fell down on their knee's and started a praying to
Jesus? Surely at least one person has done this afore. What kinda
people do you show my little sermonettes to anyway? Family members?
Co workers? Heavy boozers? People a waiting for penicillin at the up
town VD clinic maybe? (Where you could just be the computer guru, not
a patient necessarily.)
Post by Bill Baker
Some of them are Christians already.
If'n they were True Christians they would start to shout out praises
t' Almighty God after a reading my sermons. How many times has 'at
happened?
Post by Bill Baker
Not all of them.
They must have a chip on their shoulder somewheres. Are they all
queer, by any chance? The queers can be reral nasty sometimes on
accounta they're usually sexually frustrated even after alla their
constant screwing around. Have you showed my picture t' anybody
yet?
Post by Bill Baker
I think he finds you very entertaining, as do I.
I became friends with him. He ain't as mean t' me as he was t' Mother
Keesha. He's actually real nice onced you get t' know him. I am too,
o' course. There's a whole buncha gay people over there 'at's come to
like 'n' appreciate me after a hating me at first on accounta summa
th' stuff I write. We even got us a First Universal Christian Kingdom
page where people talks about religious stuff.
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you claimed to be a woman? �Wouldn't that be "comedienne?"
Same difference. Are you a saying I'm a comedienne like Lucille Ball
or Rosanne Barr-Arnold? That's insulting! Do you know how many lost
souls my preaching leads t' the Lord Jesus ever' week? And you DARE
laugh at my Holy Gospel Ministry.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm usually too busy laughing to notice any sincerity. �You really seem to
have a talent for humor!
My real talent is Faith Healing. Will you let me give you a full-body
massage - non-erotical o' course. The gay men on Facebook flirt with
me sometimes. They thinka me as a fag hag of all things!
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, they're a tool of your comedy.
But can't you feel the fires of hell blazing thru my sermonettes?
Can't you see the Hope of Salvation in the distance as I describe the
utter depths of your homo sexual depravity? The Facebook crowd tends
to have a hard time with my smotth Southern style. Do your friends at
least appreciate that? Do you think any of them would be interested
in a sending me some nice green money and/or revealing pictures?
Post by Bill Baker
Even IF that's true (and I've seen no official sources to back it up), why
would you assume that all gay people in the world are exactly like those
people? �Don't you hate it when people stereotype you for being from the
Deep South?
I do - but people from the Deep South are all different. There's even
a few queers back in Mississippi. Surely you've hearda Constance
McMillen, the lezbo in Itawamba Cunty who wants to cross-dress and
take a GIRL to her high school prom! My queer friends actually want
me to support her bid to infiltrate prom night. Also, summa the
queers wries to me asking me for romantical advice. I tell them they
need to lay off - but I have stopped at least one gay suicide thru
deep prayer. Don't I get redit for that?
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not sure about that one. �I looked up "cocktail" over at Urban
Dictionary and one of the meanings is "a cigarette with multiple drugs
(especially illegal or ill-prescribed ones)." �So maybe they thought you
were on drugs and were telling you to lay off of them.
No. It turns out they meant they wanted me to come offa my little
routine. I finaly convinced them I'm exactly who I say I am and not a
doing no kinda routine.
Post by Bill Baker
Not if both partners consent to it.
Oh, I don't believe that at all. Three way sex is a totally gross sin
- way worse than just regular gaiety even. Why make any kinda
"commitment" if'n you're just a gonna break it whenever the lust urge
strikes you - which it does pert near constantly with your average
queer. What if'n they're on their own and see a hot number they wanna
screw around with? Do you think that's all right. Will you tell me
at least whether you got a significant other in your life -
irregardless of said person's s-e-x?
Post by Bill Baker
I don't know. �Did they? �And even if they did, maybe they don't consider
that fooling around on each other.
Well, they say they're "monogamous". Wouldn't that suggest to you
that they don't fool around with other people? Or are there more
specific words for that parta the lustful queer life & death style?
Post by Bill Baker
Could be.
They both told me they wanted a Mexican foreskin to play around with.
Ain't it funny how that subject just automatically sems to come up
again and again? This one man from way down under told me he thought
I was obsessed with his foreskin. Can you imagine anybody a reaching
such a foolish conclusion about such a good 'n' Godly woman as me?
Did I tell you I make up these little polls over on Facebook? A lotta
people agrees with me that your queers sign a pact with Satan to stay
young and attractive, and so on and so forth. I've done polls about
the Mormons and the "churcha" $cientology too!
Post by Bill Baker
I have no proof of that.
You can see more over on Facebook.
Post by Bill Baker
All I feel is the gales of laughter boiling up from inside my gut.
Are you sure that ain't just indigestion? I mean - my preaching can't
be all that funny, can it? Did you send your mother any o' my
preaching on the subject of Holy Circumcision? Did any of it make her
change her mind and start a nagging you about a getting your'n took
care of finally? My preaching tends to have that kinda effect on
people.
Post by Bill Baker
You said you wanted some naked pictures of me.
Well, I wouldn't refuse none if'n you wanted to send me some.
Hint..hint...hint. But I won't exactly go out of my mind if'n I gotta
go to my grave without a getting at least a little glimpse of your
geeky body neither. Tell me - is your chest real hairy? Are your
nipples real sensitive?
Post by Bill Baker
Actually, I haven't been to any gay bars in years.
Have you been a mocking marriage? Where do the orgy's you tell of
take place?
Post by Bill Baker
Well that's them, not me.
Don't you wanna return nunna the satisfaction I've given you by a
making you laugh out loud alla the time by a sending me a picture ogf
your foreskin. You can use a photo enlarger if'n you think it's too
small. I don't care about the size of it no way's. I just want to
see how the foreskin is attached to the ding-a-ling. This is for
purely scientifical purposes too, naturally. I'm a taking part in
wunna our church's little research projects, you know.
Post by Bill Baker
A friendly thank you in one of my posts.
You ain't very grateful for all's I done for you over the years.
Post by Bill Baker
You certainly act that way.
Well I ain't. I just develop strange curiosity's about people. Is
that wrong? I don't stalk you or send you private e-mails.
Post by Bill Baker
Sounds funny!
It WAS supposed to represent you. She was able to share the Gospel
with several people a using your filthy blasphemy as the main talking
point. Some people couldn't believe you would say such wicked things
- which were described somewhat indirectly, naturally.
Post by Bill Baker
A little bit.
Could you send me a picture of just your feet?
Post by Bill Baker
If it's not, I've got the wrong driver's license!
You very well could have. Some identity thieves strike it rich. Ever
hearda Tom Ripley?
Post by Bill Baker
Not at all. �Blasphemy is for primitive-minded folks who think that God
gives a rat's ass whether or not you capitalize his
His
Post by Bill Baker
name, title or pronouns.
He does. You will burn. I feel a'most like I fell in love with a
condemned criminal.
Post by Bill Baker
What makes you think I cruise?
Most queers your age does. Lessen you weight about 300 pounds.
Post by Bill Baker
Well I did wear shorts and a t-shirt. �No baguettes or berets for me,
though.
Were they short shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt? Was this in Chicago?
Post by Bill Baker
So they added a few modifications. �Clothes and jewelry are also
modifications.
God wants us to keep mosta our body's covered up. He doesn't want men
to get their nipples nor ding-a-lings pierced.
Post by Bill Baker
Never said he
He
Post by Bill Baker
didn't.
Who knows?
She's a getting kinda old for that, don'tcha think?
Post by Bill Baker
And I'm sure they lie awake at night worrying about that, too.
They oughta. How well do you know these people, anyway's? I don't
think a woman would wanna lay with no uncircumcised man as much as
she'd hafta to have that many kids by him.
Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Do you wanna?
Post by Bill Baker
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about when I say I find your posts
humorous. �Not only the over-the-top style of posting, but the obvious fact
you know nothing about how diseases are spread and yet act like you do.
I know EXACTLY how diseases are spread around! The Bible says in no
uncertain terms that they're caused by demons! I also know how
syphilis moves from crotch to crotch. With you queers it leaps from
crotch to mouth to butt hole to arm pit and pert near all over the
place too.
Post by Bill Baker
So why is it not all right to kill hundreds of eggs but it's perfectly fine
to kill hundreds minus seven?
On accounta the overall number o' dead baby's is less that-a-way. Not
all women got "hundreds" of pwecious wittle eggy weggy's down there
neither.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm sure the feeling would be mutual if she even knew or cared who you were.
Why doesn't she?
Post by Bill Baker
She'd probably just laugh at you, same as me.
But she hasn't yet, huh? Why didn't you tell her all about me?
Post by Bill Baker
I've heard some straight women say that in order to enjoy it they just
imagine how turned on their husbands or boyfriends would get seeing them
like that.
Thurgood would wanna kill hissself if'n he thought I'd seriously
consider a fooling around with some lezbo. We're totally normal
people - strange as that must seem to a reprobate like you.
Post by Bill Baker
And I told you what you can do to get me to send you money.
The bargaining process ain't over yet, though.
Post by Bill Baker
That will change, though.
Oh yeah? When? Do you know about the new viruses a coming down here
from the Spiral Nebula Ganna ever' day?
Post by Bill Baker
I wouldn't think so. �Saliva would kill the sperm.
Wouldn't a few of them things survive the slurpity-slurp process? Did
you ever donate any of your spooge to a spooge bank, friend?
Post by Bill Baker
It's not the most exciting life but I like it.
How often do you play with you ding-a-ling?
Post by Bill Baker
Or maybe he just thought you were a creepy person trying to feel him up.
I don't think so. He's sent me several all nude photo's now. Don't
you feel jealous that other men are a providing things you could be a
giving me too?
Post by Bill Baker
My shoulders don't ache. �Besides, I see a licensed massage therapist for
free all the time.
For free? Is it a man or a woman? I got a license too, by the way.
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not a Levite who is wandering the desert, so that part doesn't pertain
to me. �Besides, the Bible says a lot of things that I don't take literally.
You should. The Holy Bible wasn't wrote just for the Levites of
Jewry, you know.
Post by Bill Baker
It's not whether or not they're accurate, it's that you describe them so
explicitly.
But I don't use no dirty words the way a queer would! I want people
to get a vivid picture of alla the filthy spooge siphoning and rectum
ripping what goes on at the gay clubs. One dude over on Facebook tolt
me when he hooks up with other men it ain't his rectum that gets
ripped. Don't yu think that kinda story sounds even more explicit
than anything I ever described?
Post by Bill Baker
That doesn't count.
And why not? What specifically do you think I'm wrong about?
Post by Bill Baker
I already gave you nineteen of them!
I mean a picture of you. Do you really look like that "Family Guy"
character?
Post by Bill Baker
Now that's comedy!
No. It's True! Didn't you never play records backwards when you were
a kid to get the hidden Satanical message? With rap the dirty message
is there when it play it forwards. You can play summa them backwards
and get a religious hymn!
Post by Bill Baker
Well, as long as you signed on to the part of the gay agenda that approves
of gays serving in the military.
What do we win for a doing that? A picture of you from the neck to the
waste?
Post by Bill Baker
Not all Alaskans liked her. �Some of them even protested against her before
the 2008 election. �They knew what the rest of the country was in for if she
got elected.
She does strike me as kinda dull. Why do so many people flock around
her the way they do? Did you buy the dirty pictures of old Levi
Johnston?
Post by Bill Baker
You tell me.
I wouldn't know. We ain't friends no more. He DARED to edit wunna my
manuscripts. I'll fix him one day!
Post by Bill Baker
No idea.
Do you go to the dirty vdeo stores back in Chicago ever?
Post by Bill Baker
Why? �Don't you think that people have the right to keep certain parts of
their lives private?
Well - not if''n I need to know about such.


I love you, Bill -
Please send me some pictures of your hands or feet or torso, OK?
They'll bring me great pleasure!


Jesus saves rotten sinners!

Mother Tucker
A True Christian
Bill Baker
2010-03-29 06:20:33 UTC
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On Saturday March 27 2010 22:41, Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not so sure about that.
Today on Facebook, where I've pert near re-located my Internet
ministry - somebody told me I was a "caricature".
That person sounds pretty smart.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You realize I'm a real person, don'tcha?
Sure. No machine could come up with the stuff you write.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
You even kinda like me, don'tcha? I think you've got a thing about me, in
fact. Izzat True?
I just think you're entertaining.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't need to. I just show them your raw unedited posts and they come
to their own conclusions.
How many of 'em has fell down on their knee's and started a praying to
Jesus?
Not a single one.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Surely at least one person has done this afore.
Nope.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
What kinda people do you show my little sermonettes to anyway? Family
members? Co workers?
Yes to both.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Heavy boozers? People a waiting for penicillin at the up town VD clinic
maybe? (Where you could just be the computer guru, not a patient
necessarily.)
No to both of those.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Some of them are Christians already.
If'n they were True Christians they would start to shout out praises
t' Almighty God after a reading my sermons. How many times has 'at
happened?
Not even once. They tend to roll their eyes at your sermons.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not all of them.
They must have a chip on their shoulder somewheres.
Nah, they mostly keep them in their computers and their bags of Doritos.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Are they all queer, by any chance?
Some, but not all.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
The queers can be reral nasty sometimes on accounta they're usually
sexually frustrated even after alla their constant screwing around. Have
you showed my picture t' anybody yet?
No, last I checked you had already taken it down.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I think he finds you very entertaining, as do I.
I became friends with him. He ain't as mean t' me as he was t' Mother
Keesha. He's actually real nice onced you get t' know him. I am too,
o' course. There's a whole buncha gay people over there 'at's come to
like 'n' appreciate me after a hating me at first on accounta summa
th' stuff I write. We even got us a First Universal Christian Kingdom
page where people talks about religious stuff.
Well when people realize you're joking you can be easier to take, I suppose.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I thought you claimed to be a woman? Wouldn't that be "comedienne?"
Same difference. Are you a saying I'm a comedienne like Lucille Ball
or Rosanne Barr-Arnold? That's insulting! Do you know how many lost
souls my preaching leads t' the Lord Jesus ever' week? And you DARE
laugh at my Holy Gospel Ministry.
I do because it's very funny. I got a giggle from the indignant tone from
your last sentence.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm usually too busy laughing to notice any sincerity. You really seem
to have a talent for humor!
My real talent is Faith Healing. Will you let me give you a full-body
massage - non-erotical o' course.
That's a bit far away to travel for a massage. And what's the point if it's
non-erotic?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
The gay men on Facebook flirt with me sometimes. They thinka me as a fag
hag of all things!
Fag hags are women who hang around with gay men in order to convert them, so
that would be an accurate description. Women who have gay men as platonic
friends are called fruit flies.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, they're a tool of your comedy.
But can't you feel the fires of hell blazing thru my sermonettes?
Can't you see the Hope of Salvation in the distance as I describe the
utter depths of your homo sexual depravity?
No, I just find it very humorous. Remember, I don't believe the same way
you do, so trying to convince me of something I know is not true is futile.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
The Facebook crowd tends to have a hard time with my smotth Southern
style. Do your friends at least appreciate that? Do you think any of
them would be interested in a sending me some nice green money and/or
revealing pictures?
The closest comments I get to that are questions like, "Why does she type
like a stupid country hick?" and "Is she trying to make fun of Southern
people?"
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Even IF that's true (and I've seen no official sources to back it up),
why would you assume that all gay people in the world are exactly like
those people? Don't you hate it when people stereotype you for being
from the Deep South?
I do - but people from the Deep South are all different.
Then why do you think that gay people aren't all different?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
There's even a few queers back in Mississippi. Surely you've hearda
Constance McMillen, the lezbo in Itawamba Cunty who wants to cross-dress
and take a GIRL to her high school prom! My queer friends actually want
me to support her bid to infiltrate prom night. Also, summa the
queers wries to me asking me for romantical advice. I tell them they
need to lay off - but I have stopped at least one gay suicide thru
deep prayer. Don't I get redit for that?
Sure, that's good that you stopped a suicide.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'm not sure about that one. I looked up "cocktail" over at Urban
Dictionary and one of the meanings is "a cigarette with multiple drugs
(especially illegal or ill-prescribed ones)." So maybe they thought you
were on drugs and were telling you to lay off of them.
No. It turns out they meant they wanted me to come offa my little
routine. I finaly convinced them I'm exactly who I say I am and not a
doing no kinda routine.
Ah, so you fooled them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not if both partners consent to it.
Oh, I don't believe that at all. Three way sex is a totally gross sin
- way worse than just regular gaiety even.
You think with all their wives and concubines that King David and King
Solomon never had a three-way? I'll bet they did at least once!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Why make any kinda "commitment" if'n you're just a gonna break it whenever
the lust urge strikes you - which it does pert near constantly with your
average queer.
Different people have different ideas of commitment.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
What if'n they're on their own and see a hot number they wanna
screw around with? Do you think that's all right.
As long as it's all right with the other person.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Will you tell me at least whether you got a significant other in your life
- irregardless of said person's s-e-x?
Perhaps.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I don't know. Did they? And even if they did, maybe they don't consider
that fooling around on each other.
Well, they say they're "monogamous". Wouldn't that suggest to you that
they don't fool around with other people? Or are there more specific
words for that parta the lustful queer life & death style?
I say as long as it's okay with the other person and isn't illegal, they can
do whatever they want.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Could be.
They both told me they wanted a Mexican foreskin to play around with.
To each his own.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Ain't it funny how that subject just automatically sems to come up
again and again? This one man from way down under told me he thought
I was obsessed with his foreskin. Can you imagine anybody a reaching
such a foolish conclusion about such a good 'n' Godly woman as me?
No, I can't. I mean you never even bring it up in any of your posts to me!
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Did I tell you I make up these little polls over on Facebook? A lotta
people agrees with me that your queers sign a pact with Satan to stay
young and attractive, and so on and so forth. I've done polls about
the Mormons and the "churcha" $cientology too!
Ah yes, internet polls. And we know that those are completely scientific
and everyone takes them seriously, right?
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I have no proof of that.
You can see more over on Facebook.
I still have no proof that those pictures are of you.
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All I feel is the gales of laughter boiling up from inside my gut.
Are you sure that ain't just indigestion? I mean - my preaching can't
be all that funny, can it? Did you send your mother any o' my
preaching on the subject of Holy Circumcision? Did any of it make her
change her mind and start a nagging you about a getting your'n took
care of finally? My preaching tends to have that kinda effect on
people.
I didn't. She would just think you're a disgusting woman who was trying to
come on to me. She doesn't appreciate your kind of humor.
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You said you wanted some naked pictures of me.
Well, I wouldn't refuse none if'n you wanted to send me some.
Hint..hint...hint. But I won't exactly go out of my mind if'n I gotta
go to my grave without a getting at least a little glimpse of your
geeky body neither. Tell me - is your chest real hairy?
Nope.
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Are your nipples real sensitive?
No more than average.
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Actually, I haven't been to any gay bars in years.
Have you been a mocking marriage?
Nope. Any marriage I'd be involved in would definitely not be a mockery.
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Where do the orgy's you tell of take place?
I don't know, where?
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Well that's them, not me.
Don't you wanna return nunna the satisfaction I've given you by a
making you laugh out loud alla the time by a sending me a picture ogf
your foreskin. You can use a photo enlarger if'n you think it's too
small. I don't care about the size of it no way's. I just want to
see how the foreskin is attached to the ding-a-ling. This is for
purely scientifical purposes too, naturally. I'm a taking part in
wunna our church's little research projects, you know.
You'll have to settle for pictures from your Facebook friends, then.
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A friendly thank you in one of my posts.
You ain't very grateful for all's I done for you over the years.
Heck, you never thanked me for that 72 Raisins Crackpot Religion award I
helped you get!
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You certainly act that way.
Well I ain't. I just develop strange curiosity's about people. Is
that wrong? I don't stalk you or send you private e-mails.
Well I'll agree that you're pretty strange.
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Sounds funny!
It WAS supposed to represent you. She was able to share the Gospel
with several people a using your filthy blasphemy as the main talking
point. Some people couldn't believe you would say such wicked things
- which were described somewhat indirectly, naturally.
Well I'm glad that you were able to use me in your show. When should I
expect the royalties?
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A little bit.
Could you send me a picture of just your feet?
I'd rather take pictures of natural scenery and I hate it when my body parts
get in the way.
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If it's not, I've got the wrong driver's license!
You very well could have. Some identity thieves strike it rich. Ever
hearda Tom Ripley?
The Believe It Or Not guy?
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Not at all. Blasphemy is for primitive-minded folks who think that God
gives a rat's ass whether or not you capitalize his
His
Yes, his.
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name, title or pronouns.
He does.
That's your opinion, not mine.
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You will burn.
Again, your opinion.
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I feel a'most like I fell in love with a condemned criminal.
Thurgood is a condemned criminal?
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What makes you think I cruise?
Most queers your age does. Lessen you weight about 300 pounds.
Just like most Southern people marry their cousins?
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Well I did wear shorts and a t-shirt. No baguettes or berets for me,
though.
Were they short shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt? Was this in Chicago?
It was within 500 miles of Chicago.
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So they added a few modifications. Clothes and jewelry are also
modifications.
God wants us to keep mosta our body's covered up. He doesn't want men
to get their nipples nor ding-a-lings pierced.
Then he should have made them impossible to pierce, like making them out of
steel, for example.
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Never said he
He
Yes, he.
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didn't.
Who knows?
She's a getting kinda old for that, don'tcha think?
I would think that they'd run out of J names before they get too old.
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And I'm sure they lie awake at night worrying about that, too.
They oughta. How well do you know these people, anyway's? I don't
think a woman would wanna lay with no uncircumcised man as much as
she'd hafta to have that many kids by him.
I only know them from what I've heard in the media.
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Nope.
Do you wanna?
Not really.
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See, this is exactly what I'm talking about when I say I find your posts
humorous. Not only the over-the-top style of posting, but the obvious
fact you know nothing about how diseases are spread and yet act like you
do.
I know EXACTLY how diseases are spread around! The Bible says in no
uncertain terms that they're caused by demons! I also know how
syphilis moves from crotch to crotch. With you queers it leaps from
crotch to mouth to butt hole to arm pit and pert near all over the
place too.
Hilarious! That's what I'm talking about!
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So why is it not all right to kill hundreds of eggs but it's perfectly
fine to kill hundreds minus seven?
On accounta the overall number o' dead baby's is less that-a-way. Not
all women got "hundreds" of pwecious wittle eggy weggy's down there
neither.
The ones that don't are either sterile or way past menopause.
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I'm sure the feeling would be mutual if she even knew or cared who you were.
Why doesn't she?
For the reasons I explained above.
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She'd probably just laugh at you, same as me.
But she hasn't yet, huh? Why didn't you tell her all about me?
She wouldn't like the humor in some of your posts.
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I've heard some straight women say that in order to enjoy it they just
imagine how turned on their husbands or boyfriends would get seeing them
like that.
Thurgood would wanna kill hissself if'n he thought I'd seriously
consider a fooling around with some lezbo. We're totally normal
people - strange as that must seem to a reprobate like you.
Normal men like to see two hot women going at it.
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And I told you what you can do to get me to send you money.
The bargaining process ain't over yet, though.
There's no bargaining as far as I'm concerned.
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That will change, though.
Oh yeah? When? Do you know about the new viruses a coming down here
from the Spiral Nebula Ganna ever' day?
Oh, here comes more of the comedy routine!
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I wouldn't think so. Saliva would kill the sperm.
Wouldn't a few of them things survive the slurpity-slurp process?
No.
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Did you ever donate any of your spooge to a spooge bank, friend?
No.
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It's not the most exciting life but I like it.
How often do you play with you ding-a-ling?
As often as I feel like it.
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Or maybe he just thought you were a creepy person trying to feel him up.
I don't think so. He's sent me several all nude photo's now. Don't
you feel jealous that other men are a providing things you could be a
giving me too?
Jealousy is not an emotion I am very familiar with.
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My shoulders don't ache. Besides, I see a licensed massage therapist for
free all the time.
For free? Is it a man or a woman? I got a license too, by the way.
For free. And yes, it is either a man or a woman.
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I'm not a Levite who is wandering the desert, so that part doesn't
pertain to me. Besides, the Bible says a lot of things that I don't take
literally.
You should. The Holy Bible wasn't wrote just for the Levites of
Jewry, you know.
Then why is the title "Leviticus" if it wasn't for the Levites?
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It's not whether or not they're accurate, it's that you describe them so
explicitly.
But I don't use no dirty words the way a queer would!
You don't need to!
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I want people to get a vivid picture of alla the filthy spooge siphoning
and rectum ripping what goes on at the gay clubs.
Exactly.
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One dude over on Facebook tolt me when he hooks up with other men it ain't
his rectum that gets ripped. Don't yu think that kinda story sounds even
more explicit than anything I ever described?
No, not really.
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That doesn't count.
And why not? What specifically do you think I'm wrong about?
About whether homosexuality can be cured, about the fact that evolution
happens and many other things.
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I already gave you nineteen of them!
I mean a picture of you. Do you really look like that "Family Guy"
character?
Which "Family Guy" character?
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Now that's comedy!
No. It's True! Didn't you never play records backwards when you were
a kid to get the hidden Satanical message?
I tried, but it never sounded like anything.
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With rap the dirty message is there when it play it forwards. You can
play summa them backwards and get a religious hymn!
That's funny.
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Well, as long as you signed on to the part of the gay agenda that
approves of gays serving in the military.
What do we win for a doing that? A picture of you from the neck to the
waste?
Not until you recruit others to the Godly gay agenda!
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Not all Alaskans liked her. Some of them even protested against her
before the 2008 election. They knew what the rest of the country was in
for if she got elected.
She does strike me as kinda dull. Why do so many people flock around
her the way they do?
No idea.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Did you buy the dirty pictures of old Levi Johnston?
I don't buy dirty pictures, I download them off the internet for free.
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You tell me.
I wouldn't know. We ain't friends no more. He DARED to edit wunna my
manuscripts. I'll fix him one day!
Well he is your publisher after all.
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No idea.
Do you go to the dirty vdeo stores back in Chicago ever?
I don't go to any dirty video stores. There are plenty of free videos on
the internet.
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Why? Don't you think that people have the right to keep certain parts of
their lives private?
Well - not if''n I need to know about such.
Don't you think it should be up to the person whose life you want to know
about?
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Post by Bill Baker
That person sounds pretty smart.
He was. He finally told me he understood the purpose o' my Holy Gospel
Ministry and became my friend. Alla the Godless atheists over there
are using Scarlet Letters in their profiles durin' Holy Week t' show
the world they don't b'lieve in God none. They'll get theirs.
Another reader fount summa my preaching here and she sure didn't find
it funny. She exploded in anger and rage. O' course, she thinks
she's a goddess 'n' that Almighty God is a racist, misogynist,
homosexual pedophile - her words. I pert near gave up on her t'other
day. There's another queer who smokes pot a'most ever' day 'n' brags
about it. Ain't 'at just SICK? The smart people are the one's 'at
joins my cause. I signed up for this anti-fetus-murder group 'at
showed pictures o' slaughtered fetuses and one gay friend actually
pulled the plug on our relationship. Can you b'lieve 'at? I patched
ever'thing up with him on accounta my Ministry is one of Love 'n' not
hate. You can see that, caintcha?
Post by Bill Baker
Sure. No machine could come up with the stuff you write.
Good. Some people still yet ain't completely convinced I'm Mother
Lurlean Tucker, True Christian Full Gospel Witness to the Stars. Is
thius a good time to bring up the subject of our Holy Church's monthly
NEEED?
Post by Bill Baker
I just think you're entertaining.
Don't you like me tho'? Don't you look forward t' another Mother
Tucker sermonette on Usenet ever' coupla day's? If'n you joint
Facebook 'n' became my friend over there you could read my preaching
ever' single day. Summa the foreign element wants me to write in
Media English so's they can understand. The Germans cain't a'way's
find Mississippi Country English in their dictionary's.
Post by Bill Baker
Not a single one.
Why don't you take copy's o' my preachin' t' some True Christian
churches? I don't think any o' th' people you've beenm a showing my
material to are True Believers. Decent folk feel the fires o' hell
under neath their feet when they read my sermonettes. Oh by the way,
an old friend came out here to see met his week and he started in on
your homo sexuals. He used some real foul language too. I told him I
didn't wanna hear none of it! I finally just got up and left. He
actually called me a "fag enabler" and a "fag whore". I may ha' lost
a real friend but I just got sicka alla the stupid things he was a
saying about you queers. You allmay be possessed by legions o' demons
but you're still human beings a deserving of love and respect. Oh,
and pity too. This bum wanted to drive up Castro Street a yelling
hateful stuff at the gay people. I told him that was evil and Satanic
and I refused to show him how to get there. How many points does that
net me on the Bill Baker scale of humanity?
Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Well, you gotta add a few comments that convinces these stiff necked
people I am totally sincere in my Ministry. I got a real good
argument started with the Mormons, by the way. The homo sexuals
really hate them on accounta alla the money they raised in their
secret temples to pass Proposition 8.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes to both.
How many of 'em wanna come to Our Holy Church and see the miracles a
being performed there?
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No to both of those.
I preach in the VD clinics sometimes. I actually put up a "Free Guilt
Trips" poster down there onced. They people there eventually took it
down and told me to leave. Can you imagine that? They tell people
herpes cain't be cured. I prove them wrong alla the time!
Post by Bill Baker
Not even once. They tend to roll their eyes at your sermons.
And why is that? Don't they b'lieve I'm sincere? These must be some
awful liberal Christians. What kinda "churches" do they go to? And
how often?
Post by Bill Baker
Nah, they mostly keep them in their computers and their bags of Doritos.
Dorito's are so fulla weird chemicals they're nasty. They put gunk in
your artery's if'n you eat 'em. Tell me, are you still a little on
the chunky side? Do you go to a gym with a wide-open shower 'at lets
other men see your foreskin a flopping around like a cow's tail? Does
anybody ever state at it?
Post by Bill Baker
Some, but not all.
Are the queers any more responsive than t'others? Some queers get all
militant over nuthin'. Do you ever show my Gospel sermons t' any
Black people? How do they react? Is there a favorite sermon or
preaching topic you find generates more interest than any o' t'others?
Post by Bill Baker
No, last I checked you had already taken it down.
No. I didn't never take it down.
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Well when people realize you're joking you can be easier to take, I suppose.
Oh, but I think you KNOW I'm not joking. Brother Jeff thinks I typify
what's wrong with religion. He thinks I'm an atheist secret agent.
Ain't that weird?
Post by Bill Baker
I do because it's very funny. I got a giggle from the indignant tone from
your last sentence.
It wasn't supposta be indignant. I honestly was insulted 'at you
could compare me to scoffer mockers like Tina Fey or Julia Louis-
Dreyfus. By the way, do you think old Sarah Palin is a comedienne
too?
Post by Bill Baker
That's a bit far away to travel for a massage.
I could come to you if'n I knew where you really are. Are you in
Dearborn? Or Skokie? Or Ottumwa?
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And what's the point if it's non-erotic?
Don't you know? Does this person who massages you a'way's give you a
happy ending? Does he use only his hand or sumpin' else?
Post by Bill Baker
Fag hags are women who hang around with gay men in order to convert them,
Not necessarily. They're just women who enjoy the company of queer
men, which I do sometimes. Thurgood HATES that idea, but I honestly
feel safer around your kind.
Post by Bill Baker
so that would be an accurate description. Women who have gay men as platonic
friends are called fruit flies.
That's nastier. Izzat how people talk in Kalamazoo? I took my
definitions straight from "Tales of the City," which is practically a
queer's bible out here. They all read it and memorize certain scenes.
Post by Bill Baker
No, I just find it very humorous. Remember, I don't believe the same way
you do, so trying to convince me of something I know is not true is futile.
Well, I just so happen to know it IS True that sinners will burn in
hell forever, so there! Ain't your beliefs mostly just negative
anyway? Do you believe I've cured hundreds o' queers thru anal
exorcism? Oh, Brother Buck is a gonna debut over on Facebook soon.
Did you like his preaching any better'n mine?
Post by Bill Baker
The closest comments I get to that are questions like, "Why does she type
like a stupid country hick?" and "Is she trying to make fun of Southern
people?"
OK, but are they awillingto PAY to read my sermons? I don't think my
preaching sounds the least bit "stupid" neither. 'At's the way smart
people talks down in Mississippi. Don't nunna your skeptical friends
ever visit the Deep South? People is truly Godly down there!
Post by Bill Baker
Then why do you think that gay people aren't all different?
Oh, I know they're different. Some are tops and some are bottoms.
Most rim but only some fist. But a few stereotypes are generally
true. Wouldn't you say that most gay men (not your lezbo's) are more
promiscuous than straight men on acounta both partners want casual sex
more than a woman would? Think careful now!
Post by Bill Baker
Sure, that's good that you stopped a suicide.
Yes. He's a real nice youg man who's cute too. He had a big argument
with his daddy and I told him one day he would be more financially
independent if'n he stayed in school 'n' hit the books. I also told
him his daddy didn't need to know about ever'thing he done in his
bed. I call that Love. Why don't you tell your sneering friends
about how Mother Tucker saved a life. I didn't even preacha again'
the queer sex that time. I figgered my friend had heard enough about
'at subject from his daddy a'ready. I actually told him it wasn't
wrong to have a crush on another man - but that he should wait to go
alla the way with him. Do you agree with that advice? Or do you
think peple should just screw around when everthe urge strikes them?
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, so you fooled them.
No way! I convinced them o' the Truth! They ain't as savvy about
stuff as people here. It takes them forever to get "First Universal
Christian Kingdom" for example. They even believe 'at Holy Prince
Hubert Hickey didn't know no better on accounta his native tongue is
Sacred Swahili.
Post by Bill Baker
You think with all their wives and concubines that King David and King
Solomon never had a three-way? I'll bet they did at least once!
No way! That was forbidden! Maybe Solomon did such after he fell
from God's grace - but 'at was only at the instigation of his filthy
foreign wives! They turnt his heart away from the Lord, you know. Do
you find Mormons in general to be intelligent, Bill? Or do you know
any with alla your wicked life style choices?
Post by Bill Baker
Different people have different ideas of commitment.
Why call it a commitment if'n it involves group sex? Why not call it
a casual liaison or sumpin' exotically French like 'at?
Post by Bill Baker
As long as it's all right with the other person.
But ita in't usually, you know. Homo sexuals are typically jealous
people. Them lezbo's sure flare up when they find their loves in bed
with men - which happens a lot on accounta the Lezbo Bed Death
syndrome 'at plagues so many o' your lezzy's.
Post by Bill Baker
Perhaps.
Perhaps you'll tell me or perhaps you got one. Why are you so
closeted?
Post by Bill Baker
I say as long as it's okay with the other person and isn't illegal, they can
do whatever they want.
That just figgers! Would you want your partner to be exclusively
faithful to you? Or do you mind a little fooling around ever' now and
then for variety's sake?
Post by Bill Baker
To each his own.
It turnt out there was a jealousy fight after the Mexican shuffle,
though. One partner wanted Chico to stay around for a while, t'other
wanted him to go. It turnt out Chico was a man whore who wanted
double pay for a doing two men. Ain't alla that stuff just SORDID to
you?
Post by Bill Baker
No, I can't. I mean you never even bring it up in any of your posts to me!
Well, it ain't the only thing I ever talk about tho', is it? This man
came right out and told me he stll clung to his foreskin and wanted to
keep it even though I painted a gloriously rosy picture o' freedom
from foreskin. People in pagan country's just don't see things that-a-
way.
Post by Bill Baker
Ah yes, internet polls. And we know that those are completely scientific
and everyone takes them seriously, right?
Who cares about that? They're great conversation starters. They a'so
get me a lotta pictures o' cute men, which Thurgood says it's OK for
me t' look at as long as a looking is all's I do - which it is.
Hint...hint...hint, Bill.
Post by Bill Baker
I still have no proof that those pictures are of you.
Cain'tcha just have faith in me, brother?
Post by Bill Baker
I didn't. She would just think you're a disgusting woman who was trying to
come on to me. She doesn't appreciate your kind of humor.
Disgusting? Why? I'm such a good girl. Somebody told a joke onced
and I replied 'at the dirty meaning of it went straight over my halo.
Haw! Haw! Haw! Does your mom know your sexual ornamentation?
Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Oh well. Do you shave any o' your body hair completely. This guy
over on Facebook started a doing that just on accounta I told him I
thought he was wrong!
Post by Bill Baker
No more than average.
Most queers has real sensitive nipples - and some likes to torture
theirs. Don't ask me why!
Post by Bill Baker
Nope. Any marriage I'd be involved in would definitely not be a mockery.
Will you tell me if'n you actually got married then?
Post by Bill Baker
I don't know, where?
You're the one who was a going to one - not me. I protest outsida
orgy clubs.
Post by Bill Baker
You'll have to settle for pictures from your Facebook friends, then.
Well, they come in spades! I just wanna see summa you too. I think
you're special.
Post by Bill Baker
Heck, you never thanked me for that 72 Raisins Crackpot Religion award I
helped you get!
I didn't get that. Wasn't 'at for old Max?
Post by Bill Baker
Well I'll agree that you're pretty strange.
In what way? I think I'm perfectly normal. What do I do that's so
different?
Post by Bill Baker
Well I'm glad that you were able to use me in your show. When should I
expect the royalties?
Anytime you wanna claim 'em - on my massage table!
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I'd rather take pictures of natural scenery and I hate it when my body parts
get in the way.
Why are you ashameda your body parts, Bill? I mean, except for the
one you oughta be ashameda? I wish you would just trust me a little.
Is there anything I can do to make that happen?
Post by Bill Baker
The Believe It Or Not guy?
No, that was Robert Ripley. Tom Ripley is a character created by
lezbo Patricia Highsmith. He was an expert identity thief.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, his.
no - His!
Post by Bill Baker
That's your opinion, not mine.
If I think it, it's True. Case closed.
Post by Bill Baker
Again, your opinion.
Just wait and see.
Post by Bill Baker
Thurgood is a condemned criminal?
No way! You are. I kinda love you too - just not the same way I love
Thurgood.
Post by Bill Baker
Just like most Southern people marry their cousins?
I think it's fair to say that more queer men cruise percentage wise
than Southern peoople marry their cousins. That happens mostly up in
the hills where there ain't a lotta people and they don't move around
too much. I grew up in Aberdeen, Mississippi, which is a big city.
Thurgood came originally from Jackson and lived with his first wife up
in Memphis, Tennessee -- alla them sizable towns with populations on
the move. We ain't a talking about Boone County, Kentucky, here,
brother.
Post by Bill Baker
It was within 500 miles of Chicago.
Could people see your arm pits, brother? Were they shaved or all
natural? Did you use deodorant? Did you hold hands with any other
men? Were you wearing any underwear under those short shorts?
Please, Bill - I need DETAILS!!!
Post by Bill Baker
Then he should have made them impossible to pierce, like making them out of
steel, for example.
That would defeat the purpose o' their Creation.
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, he.
No - He.
Post by Bill Baker
I would think that they'd run out of J names before they get too old.
They could a'ways start on compound names - like Justin-Jalon, if'n
that ever really happened.
Post by Bill Baker
I only know them from what I've heard in the media.
You actually trust what you hear in the media? Do you subscribe to
the "Kingdom Come!" under an assumed name, by the way?
Post by Bill Baker
Not really.
Your loss!
Post by Bill Baker
Hilarious! That's what I'm talking about!
How do you think syphilis spreads if'n you think I'm wrong then?
Post by Bill Baker
The ones that don't are either sterile or way past menopause.
Whatever - any life a woman gives is a blessing. God wants us to be
fruitful and multiply, which means 'at ever' decent married couple
oughta have at least two and preferably three children. They can a'so
adopt. By the way, did you know Our Holy Church teaches 'at it's
actually better for a queer couple that's honestly committed to each
other to be able to adopt a child than it is to let said child starve
or be abused? We came out against old Paquita La del Barrio big
time! How many points did I just earn with you? Enough for a picture
of your naked feet? What harm would there be in that?
Post by Bill Baker
For the reasons I explained above.
Fine. Why don't you tell her you're in love with a True Christian
Faith Healer and see how she reacts?
Post by Bill Baker
She wouldn't like the humor in some of your posts.
Humor?!?! What humor? Oh well, we may just have to carry on our
little affair in secret for w while longer then.
Post by Bill Baker
Normal men like to see two hot women going at it.
I don't think so. Such men are consumed by unnatural lust and fulla
the devil!
Post by Bill Baker
There's no bargaining as far as I'm concerned.
Just thinka alla the things I could do for you, Bill. I'm a Faith
Healer. I could ease your pain sumpin' wonderful!
Post by Bill Baker
Oh, here comes more of the comedy routine!
No. That's just wunna God's Revelations! God hides summa the
intergalactical slime on the bottom of the sea, so that when them
oceanographers get nosy and go down there to explore stuff they'll
inadvertently bring it to the surface and unleash a new plague on
humanity. I honestly b'lieve we're a gonna see "The Day of the
Triffids" come true any day now!
Post by Bill Baker
No.
I dunno 'bout 'at. Germs sure survive long enough t' infect your
semen slurpers in the mouth. Ever hearda clap o' the yap afore?
Post by Bill Baker
No.
That's a good thing. Does Michigan accept spooge donations from homo
sexuals any way's?
Post by Bill Baker
As often as I feel like it.
Do you need any lubricant? What happens when you run out?
Post by Bill Baker
Jealousy is not an emotion I am very familiar with.
And why not? Is sumpin' wrong with your brain?
Post by Bill Baker
For free. And yes, it is either a man or a woman.
It's a man, ain't it? Does he provide "happy ending" during these
sessions of sin.
Post by Bill Baker
Then why is the title "Leviticus" if it wasn't for the Levites?
In Holy Hebrew that book is callt "Va-yikra" which means "And He
Called..." a-referrin' to the Lord, naturally. The commandment to
"love thy neighbour as thyself" conmes from that book. Do you think
it somehow doesn't pertain to you? Tell me, do you live in a house or
an apartment in Pittsburgh?
Post by Bill Baker
You don't need to!
Don't you think my descriptions of your rimming and your fisting are
accurate, tho'? And don't you think such sick acts are nasty?
Post by Bill Baker
Exactly.
Did you ever have sex with a total stranger - whether male or female?
Post by Bill Baker
No, not really.
He meant he does the ripping hisself! Are you friends with any queer
men 'at openly describes theirself as a top who plows thru other men's
innards?
Post by Bill Baker
About whether homosexuality can be cured,
It can! I proved that a hundred times!
Post by Bill Baker
about the fact that evolution happens
That's just a stupid theory from the Pit o' Hell. God created the
Heavens and the earth. The Holy Bible saith so. I ain't t'only one
who b'lieves 'at neither!
Post by Bill Baker
and many other things.
Let me cure you and prove that ever'thing I preach is true!
Post by Bill Baker
Which "Family Guy" character?
The one you used over on the Anti-Christian Godless Atheist HATE site
where I met Brother Jeff. He thinks Thurgood's funny. Do you?
Post by Bill Baker
I tried, but it never sounded like anything.
You obviously didn't know how to listen to them right. I think a man
probably needs to be circumcised proper afore he can judge such
things. Wouldja like to make an appointment with Thurgood to get that
nasty weed uprooted onced and for all? You now, somebody else just
asked me how much I earned a writing comedy. What do you people mean
COMEDY? Cain't you all tell Tucker Truth from country corn? It must
be the devil insida you 'at makes you mock and laugh at me.
Post by Bill Baker
That's funny.
Why is it that ever'thing that's True sounds funny to you?
Post by Bill Baker
Not until you recruit others to the Godly gay agenda!
Please. I could lose my husband and my home for a doing that. If''n
I get disfellershipped from Our Holy Church, would you be able to take
me in and give me a bed to sleep in? Preferably in some place warm,
not International Falls, Minnesota, which is frigid. Unlike me.
Hint...hint...hint...
Post by Bill Baker
No idea.
Goony birds of a feather, no doubt... I think it's amazing how so
many people just hates Obama. He may not be perfect, but slowly but
surely he's undoing at least summa the damage old George Bush Whack
done to this once Godly nation.
Post by Bill Baker
I don't buy dirty pictures, I download them off the internet for free.
Well, did you SEE the pictures of Levi Johnston? His pecs were too
flabby for me. And o' course I hate tattoo's no matter where they
are. Is he your type? He's kind of a dim bulb too, huh? I sure
wouldn'ta never gone to bed with him. Life sure must be boring up in
Alaska for Sarah Palin's daughter to sleep with him without no kinda
protection. Don't you miss the days when people used to sweep
scandals like that under the rug where they belong? Other teenage
girls might get the wrong idea from her example and screw around with
the first hunk 'at comes along.
Post by Bill Baker
Well he is your publisher after all.
Not exclusively. I free lance now.
Post by Bill Baker
I don't go to any dirty video stores. There are plenty of free videos on
the internet.
Do you down load the dirtiest one's they have on there?
Post by Bill Baker
Don't you think it should be up to the person whose life you want to know
about?
No. It should be up to ME on accounta I'm God's Little Lambkin.
However, I will respect your limitations. I just want you to know I'm
curious about you. That's all. I don't wanna do you no harm if'n
'at's what you're afearda. I really like you - foreskin and all.


Alla my love,


Mother Lurlean Tucker
True Christian Full Gospel Witness
Bill Baker
2010-04-03 19:09:20 UTC
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Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That person sounds pretty smart.
He was. He finally told me he understood the purpose o' my Holy Gospel
Ministry and became my friend. Alla the Godless atheists over there
are using Scarlet Letters in their profiles durin' Holy Week t' show
the world they don't b'lieve in God none. They'll get theirs.
Another reader fount summa my preaching here and she sure didn't find
it funny. She exploded in anger and rage.
Some people just don't understand your sense of humor.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
O' course, she thinks she's a goddess 'n' that Almighty God is a racist,
misogynist, homosexual pedophile - her words.
Well, everyone has a right to their beliefs.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I pert near gave up on her t'other day. There's another queer who smokes
pot a'most ever' day 'n' brags about it. Ain't 'at just SICK?
I have nothing against people who smoke pot. I don't even see why it's
illegal in the first place. It's less addictive than alcohol.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
The smart people are the one's 'at joins my cause. I signed up for this
anti-fetus-murder group 'at showed pictures o' slaughtered fetuses and one
gay friend actually pulled the plug on our relationship. Can you b'lieve
'at? I patched ever'thing up with him on accounta my Ministry is one of
Love 'n' not hate. You can see that, caintcha?
Sure, there's not much hate in a comedy routine.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sure. No machine could come up with the stuff you write.
Good. Some people still yet ain't completely convinced I'm Mother
Lurlean Tucker, True Christian Full Gospel Witness to the Stars. Is
thius a good time to bring up the subject of our Holy Church's monthly
NEEED?
Only if you've changed your position on allowing my proxy to videotape your
church's services.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I just think you're entertaining.
Don't you like me tho'? Don't you look forward t' another Mother
Tucker sermonette on Usenet ever' coupla day's?
They are pretty funny.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
If'n you joint Facebook 'n' became my friend over there you could read my
preaching ever' single day. Summa the foreign element wants me to write
in Media English so's they can understand. The Germans cain't a'way's
find Mississippi Country English in their dictionary's.
Maybe you could publish a redneck-to-English dictionary for them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not a single one.
Why don't you take copy's o' my preachin' t' some True Christian
churches? I don't think any o' th' people you've beenm a showing my
material to are True Believers. Decent folk feel the fires o' hell
under neath their feet when they read my sermonettes. Oh by the way,
an old friend came out here to see met his week and he started in on
your homo sexuals. He used some real foul language too. I told him I
didn't wanna hear none of it! I finally just got up and left. He
actually called me a "fag enabler" and a "fag whore".
Was it one of the Phelpses? That sounds like something they might say.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I may ha' lost a real friend but I just got sicka alla the stupid things
he was a saying about you queers. You allmay be possessed by legions o'
demons but you're still human beings a deserving of love and respect. Oh,
and pity too. This bum wanted to drive up Castro Street a yelling
hateful stuff at the gay people. I told him that was evil and Satanic
and I refused to show him how to get there. How many points does that
net me on the Bill Baker scale of humanity?
I wasn't aware that there was a scale of humanity named after me. How many
points do you think you earned?
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Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Well, you gotta add a few comments that convinces these stiff necked
people I am totally sincere in my Ministry.
How can I convince them of something I'm not convinced of?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I got a real good argument started with the Mormons, by the way. The homo
sexuals really hate them on accounta alla the money they raised in their
secret temples to pass Proposition 8.
Hopefully that will be overturned.
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Post by Bill Baker
Yes to both.
How many of 'em wanna come to Our Holy Church and see the miracles a
being performed there?
None. They all think, like I do, that you're joking.
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Post by Bill Baker
No to both of those.
I preach in the VD clinics sometimes. I actually put up a "Free Guilt
Trips" poster down there onced. They people there eventually took it
down and told me to leave. Can you imagine that? They tell people
herpes cain't be cured. I prove them wrong alla the time!
So your results were inspected by a secular doctor who pronounced them
cured?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Not even once. They tend to roll their eyes at your sermons.
And why is that? Don't they b'lieve I'm sincere? These must be some
awful liberal Christians. What kinda "churches" do they go to? And
how often?
It varies. Some go every week, others only on Easter and Christmas. None
of them think you're serious.
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Post by Bill Baker
Nah, they mostly keep them in their computers and their bags of Doritos.
Dorito's are so fulla weird chemicals they're nasty. They put gunk in
your artery's if'n you eat 'em. Tell me, are you still a little on
the chunky side?
Still? When was I ever? It's true I've gained a little weight since
college but nobody who has seen me would describe me as chunky.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you go to a gym with a wide-open shower 'at lets other men see your
foreskin a flopping around like a cow's tail?
I don't go to gyms. But your description of a foreskin flopping around like
a cows tail got a good chuckle from me.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Does anybody ever state at it?
Only people I'm about to have sex with.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Some, but not all.
Are the queers any more responsive than t'others? Some queers get all
militant over nuthin'. Do you ever show my Gospel sermons t' any
Black people? How do they react? Is there a favorite sermon or
preaching topic you find generates more interest than any o' t'others?
I don't do studies like that. I just tell them to check out this funny post
on Usenet. Some people say that if they didn't know it was a joke, they'd
think you were mentally deranged.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, last I checked you had already taken it down.
No. I didn't never take it down.
Huh. Last time I looked there was no picture there. I just looked again
and it looks like it's back. Maybe Google was having some problems at the
time.
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Post by Bill Baker
Well when people realize you're joking you can be easier to take, I suppose.
Oh, but I think you KNOW I'm not joking. Brother Jeff thinks I typify
what's wrong with religion. He thinks I'm an atheist secret agent.
Ain't that weird?
Not at all. I think it's very plausible.
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Post by Bill Baker
I do because it's very funny. I got a giggle from the indignant tone
from your last sentence.
It wasn't supposta be indignant. I honestly was insulted 'at you
could compare me to scoffer mockers like Tina Fey or Julia Louis-
Dreyfus.
I meant it as a compliment.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
By the way, do you think old Sarah Palin is a comedienne too?
Inadvertently, perhaps. Of course she did do some stand-up on Jay Leno's
show. Her jokes weren't all that funny, though. I was surprised that the
audience laughed at them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's a bit far away to travel for a massage.
I could come to you if'n I knew where you really are. Are you in
Dearborn? Or Skokie? Or Ottumwa?
That's okay, I prefer my massage therapist.
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Post by Bill Baker
And what's the point if it's non-erotic?
Don't you know? Does this person who massages you a'way's give you a
happy ending? Does he use only his hand or sumpin' else?
Well when the massage ends, I'm always happy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Fag hags are women who hang around with gay men in order to convert them,
Not necessarily. They're just women who enjoy the company of queer
men, which I do sometimes. Thurgood HATES that idea, but I honestly
feel safer around your kind.
But you do try to convert them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
so that would be an accurate description. Women who have gay men as
platonic friends are called fruit flies.
That's nastier. Izzat how people talk in Kalamazoo? I took my
definitions straight from "Tales of the City," which is practically a
queer's bible out here. They all read it and memorize certain scenes.
I first heard the term in Michigan, so it could have originated around
there.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I just find it very humorous. Remember, I don't believe the same way
you do, so trying to convince me of something I know is not true is futile.
Well, I just so happen to know it IS True that sinners will burn in
hell forever, so there!
And I just happen to know that that isn't true, so there!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Ain't your beliefs mostly just negative anyway?
How so?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you believe I've cured hundreds o' queers thru anal exorcism?
Is that what religious people are calling it these days?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Oh, Brother Buck is a gonna debut over on Facebook soon. Did you like his
preaching any better'n mine?
I think you're all equally funny.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
The closest comments I get to that are questions like, "Why does she type
like a stupid country hick?" and "Is she trying to make fun of Southern
people?"
OK, but are they awillingto PAY to read my sermons? I don't think my
preaching sounds the least bit "stupid" neither. 'At's the way smart
people talks down in Mississippi. Don't nunna your skeptical friends
ever visit the Deep South? People is truly Godly down there!
Some of them are from the South. They are the ones who tend to ask if
you're making fun of Southern people. Although other people not from the
South ask that, too. People from the South seem a bit more offended,
though.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then why do you think that gay people aren't all different?
Oh, I know they're different. Some are tops and some are bottoms.
Most rim but only some fist. But a few stereotypes are generally
true. Wouldn't you say that most gay men (not your lezbo's) are more
promiscuous than straight men on acounta both partners want casual sex
more than a woman would? Think careful now!
Sure, I'd say that. But some gay men I know have only had one partner.
Others are promiscuous but stop screwing around when they're in a
relationship with someone.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Sure, that's good that you stopped a suicide.
Yes. He's a real nice youg man who's cute too. He had a big argument
with his daddy and I told him one day he would be more financially
independent if'n he stayed in school 'n' hit the books. I also told
him his daddy didn't need to know about ever'thing he done in his
bed. I call that Love. Why don't you tell your sneering friends
about how Mother Tucker saved a life. I didn't even preacha again'
the queer sex that time. I figgered my friend had heard enough about
'at subject from his daddy a'ready. I actually told him it wasn't
wrong to have a crush on another man - but that he should wait to go
alla the way with him. Do you agree with that advice? Or do you
think peple should just screw around when everthe urge strikes them?
I think people should make that decision for themselves. I've known some
people who screw around a lot and regretted it. Other people don't screw
around at all and have a lot of issues with stress. I think people should
live the lifestyle that makes them happy (as long as it's legal).
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Ah, so you fooled them.
No way! I convinced them o' the Truth! They ain't as savvy about
stuff as people here. It takes them forever to get "First Universal
Christian Kingdom" for example. They even believe 'at Holy Prince
Hubert Hickey didn't know no better on accounta his native tongue is
Sacred Swahili.
So you did fool them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
You think with all their wives and concubines that King David and King
Solomon never had a three-way? I'll bet they did at least once!
No way! That was forbidden! Maybe Solomon did such after he fell
from God's grace - but 'at was only at the instigation of his filthy
foreign wives! They turnt his heart away from the Lord, you know. Do
you find Mormons in general to be intelligent, Bill? Or do you know
any with alla your wicked life style choices?
I don't find Mormons and smarter or less intelligent than the general
population.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Different people have different ideas of commitment.
Why call it a commitment if'n it involves group sex? Why not call it
a casual liaison or sumpin' exotically French like 'at?
Well, married couples like to do things together in their spare time. Maybe
that's just one of their hobbies.
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Post by Bill Baker
As long as it's all right with the other person.
But ita in't usually, you know. Homo sexuals are typically jealous
people. Them lezbo's sure flare up when they find their loves in bed
with men - which happens a lot on accounta the Lezbo Bed Death
syndrome 'at plagues so many o' your lezzy's.
If it isn't all right with the other person, they shouldn't be with them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Perhaps.
Perhaps you'll tell me or perhaps you got one. Why are you so
closeted?
Because if I tell people about myself, they tend to make incorrect
assumptions about me. Just look at what you've assumed about me with the
little bit I've told you!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I say as long as it's okay with the other person and isn't illegal, they
can do whatever they want.
That just figgers! Would you want your partner to be exclusively
faithful to you? Or do you mind a little fooling around ever' now and
then for variety's sake?
I'm fine with whatever my partner is fine with.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
To each his own.
It turnt out there was a jealousy fight after the Mexican shuffle,
though. One partner wanted Chico to stay around for a while, t'other
wanted him to go. It turnt out Chico was a man whore who wanted
double pay for a doing two men. Ain't alla that stuff just SORDID to
you?
I tend to stay away from other people's private lives unless they either ask
my advice or involve me in some way.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
No, I can't. I mean you never even bring it up in any of your posts to me!
Well, it ain't the only thing I ever talk about tho', is it? This man
came right out and told me he stll clung to his foreskin and wanted to
keep it even though I painted a gloriously rosy picture o' freedom
from foreskin. People in pagan country's just don't see things that-a-
way.
Yeah, those darn foreigners! Why can't they be just like Americans?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Ah yes, internet polls. And we know that those are completely scientific
and everyone takes them seriously, right?
Who cares about that? They're great conversation starters. They a'so
get me a lotta pictures o' cute men, which Thurgood says it's OK for
me t' look at as long as a looking is all's I do - which it is.
Hint...hint...hint, Bill.
Only if I know you in real life.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I still have no proof that those pictures are of you.
Cain'tcha just have faith in me, brother?
I could, but that still wouldn't prove that those pictures are of you.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I didn't. She would just think you're a disgusting woman who was trying
to come on to me. She doesn't appreciate your kind of humor.
Disgusting? Why?
Because of your explicit descriptions of gay sex.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
I'm such a good girl. Somebody told a joke onced
and I replied 'at the dirty meaning of it went straight over my halo.
Haw! Haw! Haw! Does your mom know your sexual ornamentation?
Yes she does.
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Post by Bill Baker
Nope.
Oh well. Do you shave any o' your body hair completely. This guy
over on Facebook started a doing that just on accounta I told him I
thought he was wrong!
I shave my face completely.
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Post by Bill Baker
No more than average.
Most queers has real sensitive nipples - and some likes to torture
theirs. Don't ask me why!
To each their own.
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Post by Bill Baker
Nope. Any marriage I'd be involved in would definitely not be a mockery.
Will you tell me if'n you actually got married then?
Maybe.
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Post by Bill Baker
I don't know, where?
You're the one who was a going to one - not me. I protest outsida
orgy clubs.
Then you've been closer to orgies than I've ever been.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
You'll have to settle for pictures from your Facebook friends, then.
Well, they come in spades! I just wanna see summa you too. I think
you're special.
You can just imagine what I look like.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Heck, you never thanked me for that 72 Raisins Crackpot Religion award I
helped you get!
I didn't get that. Wasn't 'at for old Max?
It was for you and all of Max's characters.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well I'll agree that you're pretty strange.
In what way? I think I'm perfectly normal. What do I do that's so
different?
You're the one who said you develop strange curiosities. I was just
agreeing with you.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Well I'm glad that you were able to use me in your show. When should I
expect the royalties?
Anytime you wanna claim 'em - on my massage table!
I'd rather have money.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
I'd rather take pictures of natural scenery and I hate it when my body
parts get in the way.
Why are you ashameda your body parts, Bill? I mean, except for the
one you oughta be ashameda? I wish you would just trust me a little.
Is there anything I can do to make that happen?
No, not really.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
The Believe It Or Not guy?
No, that was Robert Ripley. Tom Ripley is a character created by
lezbo Patricia Highsmith. He was an expert identity thief.
Well that certainly sounds like a Believe-It-Or-Not situation!
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Yes, his.
no - His!
That's what I said - his.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
That's your opinion, not mine.
If I think it, it's True. Case closed.
Not in my experience.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Again, your opinion.
Just wait and see.
I've waited and I already see.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Thurgood is a condemned criminal?
No way! You are. I kinda love you too - just not the same way I love
Thurgood.
I love your comedy.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Just like most Southern people marry their cousins?
I think it's fair to say that more queer men cruise percentage wise
than Southern peoople marry their cousins. That happens mostly up in
the hills where there ain't a lotta people and they don't move around
too much. I grew up in Aberdeen, Mississippi, which is a big city.
Thurgood came originally from Jackson and lived with his first wife up
in Memphis, Tennessee -- alla them sizable towns with populations on
the move. We ain't a talking about Boone County, Kentucky, here,
brother.
And we're not talking about San Francisco here, either. Not all gays who
are young, healthy and good-looking cruise. Although a good percentage of
them do.
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Post by Bill Baker
It was within 500 miles of Chicago.
Could people see your arm pits, brother? Were they shaved or all
natural? Did you use deodorant? Did you hold hands with any other
men? Were you wearing any underwear under those short shorts?
Please, Bill - I need DETAILS!!!
I wore normal clothes. No exposed armpits.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
Then he should have made them impossible to pierce, like making them out
of steel, for example.
That would defeat the purpose o' their Creation.
Well that's just the breaks, then.
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Post by Bill Baker
Yes, he.
No - He.
That's what I said - he.
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Post by Bill Baker
I would think that they'd run out of J names before they get too old.
They could a'ways start on compound names - like Justin-Jalon, if'n
that ever really happened.
That might be confusing if part of the compound name was already the name of
another child.
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Post by Bill Baker
I only know them from what I've heard in the media.
You actually trust what you hear in the media?
I didn't say I trusted the information completely, just that that's all I
know about them.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Do you subscribe to the "Kingdom Come!" under an assumed name, by the way?
No.
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Post by Bill Baker
Not really.
Your loss!
OK.
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Hilarious! That's what I'm talking about!
How do you think syphilis spreads if'n you think I'm wrong then?
Well it's certainly not caused by demons. And it can't "leap" anywhere.
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Post by Bill Baker
The ones that don't are either sterile or way past menopause.
Whatever - any life a woman gives is a blessing. God wants us to be
fruitful and multiply, which means 'at ever' decent married couple
oughta have at least two and preferably three children. They can a'so
adopt. By the way, did you know Our Holy Church teaches 'at it's
actually better for a queer couple that's honestly committed to each
other to be able to adopt a child than it is to let said child starve
or be abused?
I think so, too. I also think for that child to have a stable home, the
couple should be married.
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
We came out against old Paquita La del Barrio big time!
Who is that?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
How many points did I just earn with you? Enough for a picture of your
naked feet? What harm would there be in that?
You seem to be obsessed with my feet. Do you have a foot fetish?
Post by Most Holy Mother Tucker
Post by Bill Baker
For the reasons I explained above.
Fine. Why don't you tell her you're in love with a True Christian
Faith Healer and see how she reacts?
You're saying I should lie to her?
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She wouldn't like the humor in some of your posts.
Humor?!?! What humor? Oh well, we may just have to carry on our
little affair in secret for w while longer then.
Talking over Usenet is an "affair?"
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Normal men like to see two hot women going at it.
I don't think so. Such men are consumed by unnatural lust and fulla
the devil!
Not for long, though. Usually the devil gets expelled onto a tissue.
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There's no bargaining as far as I'm concerned.
Just thinka alla the things I could do for you, Bill. I'm a Faith
Healer. I could ease your pain sumpin' wonderful!
What pain?
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Oh, here comes more of the comedy routine!
No. That's just wunna God's Revelations! God hides summa the
intergalactical slime on the bottom of the sea, so that when them
oceanographers get nosy and go down there to explore stuff they'll
inadvertently bring it to the surface and unleash a new plague on
humanity. I honestly b'lieve we're a gonna see "The Day of the
Triffids" come true any day now!
Isn't that a Star Trek episode?
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No.
I dunno 'bout 'at. Germs sure survive long enough t' infect your
semen slurpers in the mouth. Ever hearda clap o' the yap afore?
Germs and sperm are not the same thing, even though they rhyme.
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No.
That's a good thing. Does Michigan accept spooge donations from homo
sexuals any way's?
I wouldn't know.
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As often as I feel like it.
Do you need any lubricant? What happens when you run out?
No lubricant needed.
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Jealousy is not an emotion I am very familiar with.
And why not? Is sumpin' wrong with your brain?
Nope, I just don't feel jealousy.
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For free. And yes, it is either a man or a woman.
It's a man, ain't it?
If that's what you want to think.
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Does he provide "happy ending" during these sessions of sin.
When it ends, I am usually happy.
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Then why is the title "Leviticus" if it wasn't for the Levites?
In Holy Hebrew that book is callt "Va-yikra" which means "And He
Called..." a-referrin' to the Lord, naturally. The commandment to
"love thy neighbour as thyself" conmes from that book. Do you think
it somehow doesn't pertain to you?
I take the stuff from the Bible that I believe is good and throw away the
rest. Do you remember "The Satanic Verses" by Salman Rushdie? I think the
Bible has a few of those, too.
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Tell me, do you live in a house or an apartment in Pittsburgh?
I live within 500 miles of there.
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You don't need to!
Don't you think my descriptions of your rimming and your fisting are
accurate, tho'? And don't you think such sick acts are nasty?
If you thought they were nasty, you wouldn't describe them as often as you
do. I think you're probably turned on by them.
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Exactly.
Did you ever have sex with a total stranger - whether male or female?
Everybody's a stranger when the lights are out.
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No, not really.
He meant he does the ripping hisself! Are you friends with any queer
men 'at openly describes theirself as a top who plows thru other men's
innards?
Not in those words, exactly.
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About whether homosexuality can be cured,
It can! I proved that a hundred times!
Not to me you haven't.
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about the fact that evolution happens
That's just a stupid theory from the Pit o' Hell.
Then it should have been disproved by now but it hasn't.
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God created the Heavens and the earth.
Evolution doesn't disagree with that.
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The Holy Bible saith so. I ain't t'only one who b'lieves 'at neither!
Evolution is what biological science is based on. If evolution weren't a
fact, then forensics wouldn't be able to prove who perpetrated a crime.
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and many other things.
Let me cure you and prove that ever'thing I preach is true!
How can you when I already know otherwise?
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Which "Family Guy" character?
The one you used over on the Anti-Christian Godless Atheist HATE site
where I met Brother Jeff.
Glenn Quagmire? Well, I am built like him but that's where the similarities
end.
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He thinks Thurgood's funny. Do you?
Oh, yes. I think you're all funny.
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I tried, but it never sounded like anything.
You obviously didn't know how to listen to them right. I think a man
probably needs to be circumcised proper afore he can judge such
things.
How does circumcision affect your ears?
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Wouldja like to make an appointment with Thurgood to get that
nasty weed uprooted onced and for all? You now, somebody else just
asked me how much I earned a writing comedy. What do you people mean
COMEDY? Cain't you all tell Tucker Truth from country corn? It must
be the devil insida you 'at makes you mock and laugh at me.
Or it could just be your funny posts.
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That's funny.
Why is it that ever'thing that's True sounds funny to you?
Probably because it is funny.
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Not until you recruit others to the Godly gay agenda!
Please. I could lose my husband and my home for a doing that. If''n
I get disfellershipped from Our Holy Church, would you be able to take
me in and give me a bed to sleep in? Preferably in some place warm,
not International Falls, Minnesota, which is frigid. Unlike me.
Hint...hint...hint...
Maybe you could get a room with Bernadette. I don't have any extra room,
sorry.
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No idea.
Goony birds of a feather, no doubt... I think it's amazing how so
many people just hates Obama. He may not be perfect, but slowly but
surely he's undoing at least summa the damage old George Bush Whack
done to this once Godly nation.
Yeah, some people started criticizing his job performance before he even
lowered his hand from taking the oath of office!
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I don't buy dirty pictures, I download them off the internet for free.
Well, did you SEE the pictures of Levi Johnston? His pecs were too
flabby for me. And o' course I hate tattoo's no matter where they
are. Is he your type? He's kind of a dim bulb too, huh? I sure
wouldn'ta never gone to bed with him. Life sure must be boring up in
Alaska for Sarah Palin's daughter to sleep with him without no kinda
protection. Don't you miss the days when people used to sweep
scandals like that under the rug where they belong? Other teenage
girls might get the wrong idea from her example and screw around with
the first hunk 'at comes along.
Not really. Back then, women weren't treated as well as they are now. I
prefer to look forward than backward.
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Well he is your publisher after all.
Not exclusively. I free lance now.
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I don't go to any dirty video stores. There are plenty of free videos on
the internet.
Do you down load the dirtiest one's they have on there?
I download the ones that I like. Whether they're the dirtiest ones is a
matter of opinion.
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Don't you think it should be up to the person whose life you want to know
about?
No. It should be up to ME on accounta I'm God's Little Lambkin.
That still doesn't give you the right to force other people to tell you all
about their private lives.
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However, I will respect your limitations. I just want you to know I'm
curious about you. That's all. I don't wanna do you no harm if'n
'at's what you're afearda. I really like you - foreskin and all.
And I like your comedic posts.
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Today on Facebook, where I've pert near re-located my Internet
ministry - somebody told me I was a "caricature".  
That was a pretty astute person
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That was a pretty astute person
She has since come to her senses and changed her mind about me. I
sent you a Friend invitation too, brother. Don't you wanna be my
friend? Max is over there too if you prefer a dealing with a man.
You'll find that him and me are as different as night and day.

I'll pray for you,

Mother Tucker
A True Christian
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