Most Holy Mother Tucker
2010-02-04 02:42:35 UTC
I think pert near all of us know by now why the homo sexuals so
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces. These people
absolutely live for sex, s-e-x and more SEX. They watch pornography
practically ever day - often at work - even if they're just waiters or
shoe sales boy's. T'other day at the public library - which totally
reeks of alla the vile blood, sweat, tears, slobber, pee pee, doo doo,
gas and smegma of homeless bums so's you can't possibly sit down for
five minutes and read the latest issue o' "Christianity Today" without
a getting sick to your stomach - I seen these two queers - an
interracial couple, mind you - a looking at summa their nasty butt
smut on a public computer terminal just ten feet away from the kiddie
section. In the time it took me to cross the room I could see a video
stram o' this tough looking man take off all his clothes, turn around
and stick his hairy butt crack in the air and spread his cheeks as
wide as they would go. You could actually see a coupla inches down
into his dirty pink hole! It was disgusting!!! Outa no wheres this
thick finger appeared and began a probing said crack. Could the
RIMMING be far behind?!?! The two queers was a whispering dirty
nothings to each other while they nuzzled together a taking in the
sighta the porn star's wet bodily orifices. I went straight (!) -
like I ever do anything any other way - up to that terminal and shut
it off. Then I filed a huge complaint with the main librarian on the
floor. She was obviously sympathetic with them perverts on accounta
she wouldn't do nothing but tell them to stop a looking at such
filth. That old biddy actually told ME I needed to lower my voice in
the library so's I wouldn't "disturb" nunna t'other people up there.
It didn't matter that alla that sick porn had disturbed me - or that
them two queers was a'ready as sexually disturbed as they could get -
she wanted a True Christian like me to be quiet so's I wouldn't cause
no scene. Well - as you can imagine - the queer zebra couple got up
and walked outa that sin den hand in hand while I callt the police.
They sent an officer by and he told me I need to write to my city
supervisor or congressman to stop hard core pornography from a being
put on display in public like that. In this city the queers are in
charge - and they bring ever kinda perversion right out into the open
for ALL to see.
I'm sure if'n God hadn't led me by their computer as they were a
fooling around with it, they woulda proceeded to go thru the Five F's
of Queer Courtship - find 'em, French 'em, finger 'em, f*** 'em and
forget 'em. We can only hope they woulda adjourned to the toilet
first. I hear that a wild orgy goes on in there a'most ever day as it
is. Onced I actually seen this man come outa the men's toilet on a
relatively quiet floor with a big fresh spooge blob a running down the
fronta his pants. SICK! i just know what he'd been a doing in
there. Sometimes I walk by and I hear moans and groans rom the same
toilet. Don't you perverts got no sensa privacy?
And THAT'S the kinda people Obama Nation wants to let into the
military. If''n you ask me - the only reason any queer wants to
infiltrate the military - where they all know they ain't wanted nor
properly allowed by law - is so'sthey can recruit hard young body's
with practically empty heads on top. Even in the Army and the Navy
queers manage to turn everything into their very own sick variety o' s-
e-x. Who knows what goes on up in them planes in the Air Force.
Marines say they ain't got no queers in their brancha the military but
I know better. I know why they call 'em DRILL sargeants too.
BUT - I think it's time we reconsidered our long standing position
against the queer element in the military.
First - let me say that I think it's time they let lesbians in there
a'ready. That's on accounta your lesbians absolutely hate men and can
channel alla that rage and sexual frustration what comes from dull
labia lapping into a good fight against our enemy's. Most lezbo's are
violent too - so I think they'd make good soldiers. Yes - they'd be
all over t'other women on duty - specially in the showers - but they
can be sent into the thick o' battle if'n they misbehave too much.
How they're a gonna handle their mood swings and the bloody Curse of
Eve I can't say. Maybe they can capitalize on their cramps by a
directing their personal pains against al-Qaeda. Most of 'em are
tough feminists what hates Mohammedans and wants revenge for alla the
Arab terror wrought on Our Naion and its best friend Holy Israel.
They can teach the wimpled Arabella's to shed their ugly drapery's and
tell their men no when it comes to a being scullery maids. Just look
at how old Lynndie England kicked Arab butt - and hairy naked Arab
butt at that.
Second - it's true that queers will probably spread their diseases to
many good men in the armed forces - but since they got alla these
careful recruitment strategy's down pat - I think they could succeed
in a sissifying the Taliban and a making them less hostile to us.
they could open more hair salons and nail shops in Afghanistan to
soften up the war lords over there. Look at old John Walker Lindh.
His daddy turnt all queer on him - and alla the queers out here wept
over him when he was tied up and tortured by Our Troops. Them
deviants all wanted to finger and lick his scrawny young body with its
bushy beard and little tufta chest hair a sticking out. A'though
mosta your queers lust after the uncircumcised on accounta their
foreskins are typically cheesy and nasty - they'll go after Arab meat
if'n that's all what's there. So I say send special queer soldiers
into them backward Arab ciountry's and let them do their stuff on the
enemy's of Our Government and Our Godly People. Onced God's Holy
Bible Based Theocracy is put in place, the queers will all be put away
in nut houses and the Arabs will be bombed into the Stone Age - which
ain't much of a journey for mosta them any way's. The queers will
easily spread their lust bugs thru out the whole country side too.
Soon we'll be able to take over Iran without no difficulty at all!
So how's that for tolerance?
Please send LOTSA money to help me with my pro-infiltration ministry -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian
desperately wanna infiltrate our armed forces. These people
absolutely live for sex, s-e-x and more SEX. They watch pornography
practically ever day - often at work - even if they're just waiters or
shoe sales boy's. T'other day at the public library - which totally
reeks of alla the vile blood, sweat, tears, slobber, pee pee, doo doo,
gas and smegma of homeless bums so's you can't possibly sit down for
five minutes and read the latest issue o' "Christianity Today" without
a getting sick to your stomach - I seen these two queers - an
interracial couple, mind you - a looking at summa their nasty butt
smut on a public computer terminal just ten feet away from the kiddie
section. In the time it took me to cross the room I could see a video
stram o' this tough looking man take off all his clothes, turn around
and stick his hairy butt crack in the air and spread his cheeks as
wide as they would go. You could actually see a coupla inches down
into his dirty pink hole! It was disgusting!!! Outa no wheres this
thick finger appeared and began a probing said crack. Could the
RIMMING be far behind?!?! The two queers was a whispering dirty
nothings to each other while they nuzzled together a taking in the
sighta the porn star's wet bodily orifices. I went straight (!) -
like I ever do anything any other way - up to that terminal and shut
it off. Then I filed a huge complaint with the main librarian on the
floor. She was obviously sympathetic with them perverts on accounta
she wouldn't do nothing but tell them to stop a looking at such
filth. That old biddy actually told ME I needed to lower my voice in
the library so's I wouldn't "disturb" nunna t'other people up there.
It didn't matter that alla that sick porn had disturbed me - or that
them two queers was a'ready as sexually disturbed as they could get -
she wanted a True Christian like me to be quiet so's I wouldn't cause
no scene. Well - as you can imagine - the queer zebra couple got up
and walked outa that sin den hand in hand while I callt the police.
They sent an officer by and he told me I need to write to my city
supervisor or congressman to stop hard core pornography from a being
put on display in public like that. In this city the queers are in
charge - and they bring ever kinda perversion right out into the open
for ALL to see.
I'm sure if'n God hadn't led me by their computer as they were a
fooling around with it, they woulda proceeded to go thru the Five F's
of Queer Courtship - find 'em, French 'em, finger 'em, f*** 'em and
forget 'em. We can only hope they woulda adjourned to the toilet
first. I hear that a wild orgy goes on in there a'most ever day as it
is. Onced I actually seen this man come outa the men's toilet on a
relatively quiet floor with a big fresh spooge blob a running down the
fronta his pants. SICK! i just know what he'd been a doing in
there. Sometimes I walk by and I hear moans and groans rom the same
toilet. Don't you perverts got no sensa privacy?
And THAT'S the kinda people Obama Nation wants to let into the
military. If''n you ask me - the only reason any queer wants to
infiltrate the military - where they all know they ain't wanted nor
properly allowed by law - is so'sthey can recruit hard young body's
with practically empty heads on top. Even in the Army and the Navy
queers manage to turn everything into their very own sick variety o' s-
e-x. Who knows what goes on up in them planes in the Air Force.
Marines say they ain't got no queers in their brancha the military but
I know better. I know why they call 'em DRILL sargeants too.
BUT - I think it's time we reconsidered our long standing position
against the queer element in the military.
First - let me say that I think it's time they let lesbians in there
a'ready. That's on accounta your lesbians absolutely hate men and can
channel alla that rage and sexual frustration what comes from dull
labia lapping into a good fight against our enemy's. Most lezbo's are
violent too - so I think they'd make good soldiers. Yes - they'd be
all over t'other women on duty - specially in the showers - but they
can be sent into the thick o' battle if'n they misbehave too much.
How they're a gonna handle their mood swings and the bloody Curse of
Eve I can't say. Maybe they can capitalize on their cramps by a
directing their personal pains against al-Qaeda. Most of 'em are
tough feminists what hates Mohammedans and wants revenge for alla the
Arab terror wrought on Our Naion and its best friend Holy Israel.
They can teach the wimpled Arabella's to shed their ugly drapery's and
tell their men no when it comes to a being scullery maids. Just look
at how old Lynndie England kicked Arab butt - and hairy naked Arab
butt at that.
Second - it's true that queers will probably spread their diseases to
many good men in the armed forces - but since they got alla these
careful recruitment strategy's down pat - I think they could succeed
in a sissifying the Taliban and a making them less hostile to us.
they could open more hair salons and nail shops in Afghanistan to
soften up the war lords over there. Look at old John Walker Lindh.
His daddy turnt all queer on him - and alla the queers out here wept
over him when he was tied up and tortured by Our Troops. Them
deviants all wanted to finger and lick his scrawny young body with its
bushy beard and little tufta chest hair a sticking out. A'though
mosta your queers lust after the uncircumcised on accounta their
foreskins are typically cheesy and nasty - they'll go after Arab meat
if'n that's all what's there. So I say send special queer soldiers
into them backward Arab ciountry's and let them do their stuff on the
enemy's of Our Government and Our Godly People. Onced God's Holy
Bible Based Theocracy is put in place, the queers will all be put away
in nut houses and the Arabs will be bombed into the Stone Age - which
ain't much of a journey for mosta them any way's. The queers will
easily spread their lust bugs thru out the whole country side too.
Soon we'll be able to take over Iran without no difficulty at all!
So how's that for tolerance?
Please send LOTSA money to help me with my pro-infiltration ministry -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A TRUE Christian