On Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:31:49 GMT, "Andrealphus"
Post by âlant.orgFUCK OFF, I'M A GERBILER.
Can you document that case.
Stop Looking! I have found documentation of my gerbiling -- there's a
Canadian gay person discussed in the C&P below who is supposed to have
on his web site a documented case of gerbiling and mentions my name,
"Andrealphus", is mentioned as the homosexual whose gerbiling is
documented. Am I one special gay person or what?
» What God Has Joined Together «
Kevin McGowin
Saturday 2 - Roedy Green of New Westminster, Living Lover
There's this guy who lives in Chattanooga named Fred McMurray, no kin
at all to that dead J.R. Bob Dobbs motherfucker who used to be on TV,
and Fred's on disability because he has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and
what he does, all day and all night, is stare into the monitors of
four computers he's got rigged up by his armchair, each with its own
wicked T-3 connection, BTW, and each of which is connected to a
different Webcam, usually PragueCam, MissionStreetCam,
BourbonStreetCam, and ChristopherStreetCam, and he just watches the
people go by.
His only friend in the world is this Canadian dude named Roedy Green,
whose website I very much encourage you to check out at your Own
Convenience, and they talk on AIM all night about the men they see on
the Webcams because they're both homosexual gentleman, like, say,
Nassir. They fancy that from time to time they catch a glimpse of
somebody like Eric Lindros, that gay Hockey Player, or Pavel Bure, the
other one, but you don't have to be as on the ball as Jagr to
appreciate that this gets rather old after a while, especially since
they're no more seeing gay hockey players on there than you can get
e-mail from dead people (which one can, but that's a different
chapter) so, eventually, the conversation turns, as it always will, to
Marilyn. See, Green and McMurray are not alone in being utterly
obsessed with the hoe. They've both read all the biographies the
crappy one by Spoto and the other crappy one by Mailer, the really
good one by Anthony Summers, even the crazy one by the late Paige
Baty, and the one by Damon Sauve, the one I wrote, and the one Stephen
Ambrose plagiarized, etc., etc., you're getting the Point.
And then one of them's looking at one of the Webcams and says, You
know What? In a way, nobody in the world's been fucked more than
Marilyn. Before, it was like Sarah Bernhardt, but now, it's definitely
Marilyn. 'Cause by now, like, everybody in the world's thought about
fucking her! Sure, the people she actually did fuck (and that was
quite a few, we hear), and all those other people jacking off thinking
about her even after she was a fucking corpse? One may not remember
it, but in everyone's life there comes a time when they have or will
get off while thinking about Marilyn.
That's right, women too, hey, look, this is 2002 here. But in 1955
plenty of women wanted to eat her pussy. God! And today, well, shit,
man, you've got people with names like, say, Luci Wilson, who want to
muff-dive her or fist her or have her slurp on their clits. But it's
also that women want to be her (and that's crazy) so they fantasize
that they, like, are her when somebody's slipping them the pork.
This is the kind of shit Fred and Roedy think about, and talk about,
all the time.
And Roedy up and says that gay dudes want to fuck her, too! They'll
dress up like her and watch her shitty films and want to be the slut
just the same as the women, see, but they also like to imagine that
they are her, when some other dude's ramming his Johnson up their ass!
So that pretty much covers everybody, there, so that means that every
one of those people we see down there walking around on the Webcams
have thought about it too! They just don't talk about it!
Over this the two men had a hearty Virtual Laugh. Lol! :-8
Then Fred started telling Roedy some Weird Shit. He was saying that
you can actually, like, marry your God! Yeah! Christ, I know this is
really no new idea or whatever. Nuns think they're married to him, and
for all the hell I know, they are! Otherwise, like who wants to become
a fucking nun, all right? But Priests think they're married to him,
too, which is why, face it, most priests are gayer than Elton John,
brother. But just like you can fuck Marilyn you can Marry God. Lots of
people do it. And, yeah, I know that can be said for like making Food
or Heroin or Success your God or some shit, like they say, but you can
actually, like, do it. Like this cat in New Orleans who's a Voodoo
priest married HIS God, Odoon, who looks and behaves exactly like
Charles Bukowski, and people like Nicholas Cage, that actor dude who
played that guy who goes to that city and drinks a lot of booze 'till
he dies, well, his ass was there.
And Roedy normally wouldn't have thought of this but he was
thinking, if there's like one Fucker, see, who Embodies both Good and
Evil, who the fuck is it? I'll tell you. It's Rasputin. That's right.
This is related to the Manachian Heresy of the 16th Century, where
they worshipped God and the Devil, 'cause on this here Plane it
actually seems to make the most sense, if Worshipping Anybody's real
important to you, which it's certainly not for me. But still, Voodoo
and I, Roedy Green, know what the Manachian Sect did! So I'd imagine
it was Rasputin who was fucking me as my Penance and I could get off
in my Glory Gland and we'd be married! I guess it's a Darkness and
Light Yin/Yang sort of thing, if you want to get all Joseph Campbell
about it. Shit, even the Church knew it and Jesus knew that, and St.
Augustine and Aquinas and even Peter Abelard and Padre Pio and the
Pope and all those dudes. Man.
So these, then, were the lives of Fred McMurray in Chattanooga and
Roedy Green, and in fact, they still are. In the Worlds of Fantasy and
Spirituality both, there's just all kinds of ways to Get it Done.
http://www.levee67.com/mcgowin/god/02.html
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