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Authorities to Instate Gay Breathalyzers in Airports
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Bob Probaska
2024-06-19 20:32:59 UTC
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Egyptian authorities have announced this morning the nationwide
instauration of gay Breathalyzer technology in all airports before the end
of this year.

The new patented technology developed in collaboration with King Saud
University in Saudi Arabia can detect trace particles of semen in one
person’s breath up to 21 days after any deposit of male sperm in the
mouth.

Homosexuality is considered a disease in Egypt and the government’s harsh
stance on suspected offenders is to prevent the “disease” from spreading
and infecting other “healthy” individuals.

According to Deputy Minister of Health and Population, Maysa Shawky, LGBT
members do not officially exist in Egypt.

“There are no specific laws against homosexuals in Egypt because
technically homosexuals don’t exist in Egypt” explained Deputy Minister of
Health and Population, Maysa Shawky.

“All gay people in Egypt come from the exterior of the country, be it from
Israel, Europe or America. Some Egyptians who go study or go to work in
those countries, where debauchery and immorality are prevalent, sometimes
come back gay,” he told reporters.

“Homosexuality is a national threat to the Government of Egypt’s high
moral standards and so must be treated in the same way as terrorism,” he
concluded.

The installation of gay Breathalyzer technology in Egypt’s airports will
put the country ahead of the Arab league international standards for LGBT
civil aviation safety measures, said the Minister of Civil Aviation Sherif
Fathy this week, while urging other countries of the Arab League to follow
Egypt’s model and commitment to the respect of civil aviation security
standards.
vallor
2024-06-19 20:50:00 UTC
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Post by Bob Probaska
The new patented technology developed in collaboration with King Saud
University in Saudi Arabia can detect trace particles of
Deceptive satire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_satirical_fake_news_websites

So it's FAKE NEWS.

But this isn't:

https://www.linuxjournal.com/content/nsa-linux-journal-extremist-forum-and-its-readers-get-flagged-extra-surveillance
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2024-06-19 20:54:33 UTC
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Post by vallor
Post by Bob Probaska
The new patented technology developed in collaboration with King Saud
University in Saudi Arabia can detect trace particles of
Deceptive satire.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_satirical_fake_news_websites
So it's FAKE NEWS.
https://www.linuxjournal.com/content/nsa-linux-journal-extremist-forum-and-its-readers-get-flagged-extra-surveillance
if its on usenet it is
pothead
2024-06-19 22:09:15 UTC
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Post by Bob Probaska
Egyptian authorities have announced this morning the nationwide
instauration of gay Breathalyzer technology in all airports before the end
of this year.
The new patented technology developed in collaboration with King Saud
University in Saudi Arabia can detect trace particles of semen in one
person’s breath up to 21 days after any deposit of male sperm in the
mouth.
Homosexuality is considered a disease in Egypt and the government’s harsh
stance on suspected offenders is to prevent the “disease” from spreading
and infecting other “healthy” individuals.
According to Deputy Minister of Health and Population, Maysa Shawky, LGBT
members do not officially exist in Egypt.
“There are no specific laws against homosexuals in Egypt because
technically homosexuals don’t exist in Egypt” explained Deputy Minister of
Health and Population, Maysa Shawky.
“All gay people in Egypt come from the exterior of the country, be it from
Israel, Europe or America. Some Egyptians who go study or go to work in
those countries, where debauchery and immorality are prevalent, sometimes
come back gay,” he told reporters.
“Homosexuality is a national threat to the Government of Egypt’s high
moral standards and so must be treated in the same way as terrorism,” he
concluded.
The installation of gay Breathalyzer technology in Egypt’s airports will
put the country ahead of the Arab league international standards for LGBT
civil aviation safety measures, said the Minister of Civil Aviation Sherif
Fathy this week, while urging other countries of the Arab League to follow
Egypt’s model and commitment to the respect of civil aviation security
standards.
So they are no longer tossing homosexuals off the roofs of tall buildings?
I'm sure "Queers For Palestine" and "Trannys For Palestine" will be relieved to hear the good news.

ROTFLMAO !
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don
2024-06-19 22:14:49 UTC
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Post by pothead
Post by Bob Probaska
Egyptian authorities have announced this morning the nationwide
instauration of gay Breathalyzer technology in all airports before the end
of this year.
The new patented technology developed in collaboration with King Saud
University in Saudi Arabia can detect trace particles of semen in one
person’s breath up to 21 days after any deposit of male sperm in the
mouth.
Homosexuality is considered a disease in Egypt and the government’s harsh
stance on suspected offenders is to prevent the “disease” from spreading
and infecting other “healthy” individuals.
According to Deputy Minister of Health and Population, Maysa Shawky, LGBT
members do not officially exist in Egypt.
“There are no specific laws against homosexuals in Egypt because
technically homosexuals don’t exist in Egypt” explained Deputy Minister of
Health and Population, Maysa Shawky.
“All gay people in Egypt come from the exterior of the country, be it from
Israel, Europe or America. Some Egyptians who go study or go to work in
those countries, where debauchery and immorality are prevalent, sometimes
come back gay,” he told reporters.
“Homosexuality is a national threat to the Government of Egypt’s high
moral standards and so must be treated in the same way as terrorism,” he
concluded.
The installation of gay Breathalyzer technology in Egypt’s airports will
put the country ahead of the Arab league international standards for LGBT
civil aviation safety measures, said the Minister of Civil Aviation Sherif
Fathy this week, while urging other countries of the Arab League to follow
Egypt’s model and commitment to the respect of civil aviation security
standards.
So they are no longer tossing homosexuals off the roofs of tall buildings?
I'm sure "Queers For Palestine" and "Trannys For Palestine" will be relieved to hear the good news.
ROTFLMAO !
In Russia they get a choice of jumping or falling from windows.

Lol!
Governor Swill
2024-06-22 00:20:30 UTC
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Post by Bob Probaska
Egyptian authorities have announced this morning the nationwide
instauration of gay Breathalyzer technology in all airports before the end
of this year.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Swill
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Chris Ahlstrom
2024-06-22 12:13:51 UTC
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NP: Dan Fogelberg - The Lion's Share
You softie! :-)
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Governor Swill
2024-06-24 01:43:55 UTC
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Post by Chris Ahlstrom
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NP: Dan Fogelberg - The Lion's Share
You softie! :-)
hehe Been listening to my "Yacht Rock" playlist a lot lately.

Swill
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