Party poopers: Hospitalizations for foreign objects in rectums on the rise

[Leroy N. Soetoro]

https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/hospitalizations-for-foreign-objects-in-
rectums-on-the-rise-study/

Bummer.

Nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized with foreign objects in their rectum
each year, according to a new study published last month in The American
Journal of Emergency Medicine — with many of the stuck items sexual
objects.

Researchers at the University of Rochester in New York were stumped by the
“little epidemiologic information on this condition,” so they decided to
analyze emergency reports from 2012 to 2021.

The study — said to be the first “nationally representative data” on
rectal foreign bodies in the US — found 38,948 emergency department visits
based on 885 cases in this time period among party poopers older than 15.

Researchers scoured the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System for
injuries involving the “pubic region” or “lower trunk,” with “an
accompanying diagnosis of foreign body, puncture, or laceration.”

The system keeps a record of injuries related to consumer products,
according to the US Department of Health and Human Services.

Of these reported cases, the average age of the patient visiting the
emergency room was 43 years old.

Nearly 78% of the patients were male, and 40% of these patients required
hospitalization.

Over half of the foreign bodies were sexual objects, which could be items
like vibrators, anal beads or other toys.

Balls and marbles, as well as drugs, were associated with a lower rate of
hospitalization.

Researchers also found an increase in hospital visits for rectal foreign
items over the time span they studied, rising from 1.2 per 100,000 persons
in 2012 to 1.9 in 2021.

“These data quantify a frequently encountered clinical presentation that
has received little research focus,” the study’s authors wrote.

“These data suggest that there are distinct sex and age-specific
differences in outcomes that may have an anatomic or behavioral basis.”

In April, the Visual Journal of Emergency Surgery reported that a man had
to be rushed into emergency surgery after getting a can of deodorant stuck
in his butt.

And last year, a French senior citizen left doctors shell-shocked when he
arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

It caused the hospital to be partially evacuated over bomb scare concerns.
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Post by Leroy N. Soetoro
https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/hospitalizations-for-foreign-objects-in-
rectums-on-the-rise-study/
Bummer.
Nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized with foreign objects in their rectum
each year, according to a new study published last month in The American
Journal of Emergency Medicine — with many of the stuck items sexual
objects.
Researchers at the University of Rochester in New York were stumped by the
“little epidemiologic information on this condition,” so they decided to
analyze emergency reports from 2012 to 2021.
The study — said to be the first “nationally representative data” on
rectal foreign bodies in the US — found 38,948 emergency department visits
based on 885 cases in this time period among party poopers older than 15.
Researchers scoured the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System for
injuries involving the “pubic region” or “lower trunk,” with “an
accompanying diagnosis of foreign body, puncture, or laceration.”
The system keeps a record of injuries related to consumer products,
according to the US Department of Health and Human Services.
Of these reported cases, the average age of the patient visiting the
emergency room was 43 years old.
Nearly 78% of the patients were male, and 40% of these patients required
hospitalization.
Over half of the foreign bodies were sexual objects, which could be items
like vibrators, anal beads or other toys.
Balls and marbles, as well as drugs, were associated with a lower rate of
hospitalization.
Researchers also found an increase in hospital visits for rectal foreign
items over the time span they studied, rising from 1.2 per 100,000 persons
in 2012 to 1.9 in 2021.
“These data quantify a frequently encountered clinical presentation that
has received little research focus,” the study’s authors wrote.
“These data suggest that there are distinct sex and age-specific
differences in outcomes that may have an anatomic or behavioral basis.”
In April, the Visual Journal of Emergency Surgery reported that a man had
to be rushed into emergency surgery after getting a can of deodorant stuck
in his butt.
And last year, a French senior citizen left doctors shell-shocked when he
arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
It caused the hospital to be partially evacuated over bomb scare concerns.

A relative of mine was an ER nurse in a West Village (NYC) hospital and she was always full of
stories regarding gay males coming into the ER with various odd objects stuck in their rectums.
One popular item was the long fluorescent light bulbs common at the time. As anyone who has
shattered one of those knows that when broken they end up in 10,000 small pieces.

Well it would take the surgeons hours to pick all of the pieces out of the homo's asshole.
But the funniest part was how the homos would claim they had no idea how the bulb got in there in
the first place.